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Ratters
01-28-2010, 05:41 PM
Cigar: Drew Estate Egg Maduro
Wrapper: Maduro
Binder and Filler: Nicaraguan
Size: Egg 6x42/70/42
Price: $12.99 at CI. They were $20 at my local B&M.

http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd150/Rattersar15/Cigars/IMG_0071.jpg

Setting: Sitting in the garage, about 50 degrees out at 3pm. Considering cranking on the heater. Pairing the smoke with a Barq's.

http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd150/Rattersar15/Cigars/IMG_0072.jpg

Pre-light: Well, the "cigar" comes in its own coffin packed with tobacco leaves. The cigars wrapper was a deep chocolate brown, with smallish veins. It had a couple patches as well as one hole that was left unpatched about 2mm big. The smoke is pretty firmly packed with only a couple soft spots. The smell off the foot is light and smells faintly like Captain Black pipe tobacco. I cut the cap and the pre-light draw was snug with the same CB flavor.

http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd150/Rattersar15/Cigars/IMG_0078-1.jpg

First Third: The cigar lit up easily enough, and the smoke was light and had that kind of roasty pipe tobacco taste to it. Nothing nauseating yet, but I can tell I'm going to be in for a long day. The flavors and finish are very mild, not sure if that is a complaint or a blessing. About 3/4" in I had to touch it up as the burn was getting overyly wonky. The draw is still a bit tough so I tried another cut of the cap. Didn't help. I'm hoping it will open up as I get to the 'egg' part of the smoke, as I'm starting to get a headache suckin on this thing like a too thick milkshake. This thing gives of a crazy amount of resting smoke. Wish that much came out of the foot. Sort of.

http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd150/Rattersar15/Cigars/IMG_0080.jpg

Second Third: The draw has freed up a bit, but I think it was some mashing around the head that did it. The flavors are of light cocoa and a slight woody taste. Ok, just got back from throwing up. Seriously. Don't think it was the flavors of the cigar, I think it was due to drawing so hard I inhaled. Eh, back to the grind. The body of the smoke is still mild and the finish is short. Though the Totino's pizza I had for lunch an hour ago has added a nice piquant pepperoni flavor to the aftertaste. I'm surprised, as part of the natural line, that this has no "infused" flavor to it, just mild tobacco. As the burn gets to the center of the egg the cigar gets very soft. The middle third takes a painfully long time to smoke through.

http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd150/Rattersar15/Cigars/IMG_0084.jpg

Final thoughts: Ok, I hope you guys will forgive me, but the headache and continuing dry heaves are compelling me to call it quits. I really wanted to take this one to the end, but sadly it's not to be. Thanks Patrick for the opprotunity to enjoy this gem.

Smoke again: No thanks
Buy again: Didn't buy this one, but no.
Reccommend: Depends on how much I dislike the guy.

G G
01-28-2010, 05:44 PM
nice review.

Doctorossi
01-28-2010, 05:46 PM
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd150/Rattersar15/Cigars/IMG_0084.jpg

Hey, man... you gonna eat that drumstick? :r

TheRiddick
01-28-2010, 05:56 PM
Steve, only one question: WHY?!

Knip23
01-28-2010, 06:13 PM
That thing has the worst pull and gives you the biggest headache take a tbs of sugar should help a little bit. I smoked one a while back it was just so i could say i did.

tuxpuff
01-28-2010, 06:14 PM
Hey, man... you gonna eat that drumstick? :r

:r

St. Lou Stu
01-28-2010, 06:21 PM
Blowin chunks and carry on.......

Now THAT'S a review!

kelmac07
01-28-2010, 06:21 PM
This is one maduro I won't be trying...LOL!! :r :r

AD720
01-28-2010, 06:25 PM
I have both flavors in the humi! Just waiting for a time to try one. (I'll make sure to have a puke bucket handy). :)

Starscream
01-28-2010, 06:26 PM
Thanks for taking one for the team.:tu

okieRob
01-28-2010, 06:34 PM
That is what I call dedication :tu

0002S
01-28-2010, 06:40 PM
usted tiene huevos grandes

groogs
01-28-2010, 08:30 PM
As always, a great review and very nice pictures. Throwing up and returning to the smoke, you are the man Steve.

Doctorossi
01-28-2010, 08:46 PM
Next time, just let it hatch- you'll have a cute little Maduro running around.

Namerifrats
01-28-2010, 10:00 PM
Nice! That second picture of the cigar being smoked does look like a chicken leg dipped in bird crap...lol

MedicCook
01-28-2010, 10:01 PM
That is about as far as I could smoke mine last year.

elderboy02
01-28-2010, 10:05 PM
Thanks for taking one for the team.:tu

:tpd: I think you may be a little crazy though Steve :r

South Shield
01-28-2010, 10:38 PM
You gave your body up for that review, I like that...

bobarian
01-29-2010, 12:23 AM
Wow Steve, what can I say? Amazing to man-up through the dry heaves.:tu
Now we have see how MOBD likes his! :r

Skywalker
01-29-2010, 07:13 AM
Wow Steve, what can I say? Amazing to man-up through the dry heaves.:tu
Now we have see how MOBD likes his! :r

Bob gifted me one a few months back! I think I'll bring it to the Herf this weekend!!!

But with all the great food I doubt I'll have "dry" heaves!!!:pu

Dunkel
01-29-2010, 08:01 AM
I would never try to smoke one. You sir are a manly man.

captain53
01-29-2010, 08:09 AM
Did you buy that thing or find it growing in a cow pasture?

I have wondered what one of those things would be like, thanks for providing the revue as I for sure would have never tried one myself.:tu

issues
01-29-2010, 09:13 AM
Now that's dedication to a review!

You da man Steve, you da man...

:banger

md4958
01-29-2010, 09:19 AM
Wow! Amazing review :r:r:r

themoneycollector
01-29-2010, 09:31 AM
What a trooper, you smoked about 99% more than I ever would of that stick

Giant & 49er Fan
01-29-2010, 10:27 AM
Fun at least! Nice Review!

njstone
01-29-2010, 11:45 AM
Funny review, lol! Though as other threads have said, the Naturals line is NOT infused, never ever. Hence the name Naturals to distinguish it from the ACIDS and DE's other infused sticks. Some of the Naturals do have sweetened tips, though, kinda like the Flor de Oliva (but a bit more). That's easy enough to get rid of though if you don't like it.

groogs
01-29-2010, 12:16 PM
But with all the great food I doubt I'll have "dry" heaves!!!:pu

Darrell's herf is coming to mind. I hope Kriss keeps a hose handy, so you can clean up after yourself.:banger

kenstogie
01-29-2010, 12:24 PM
One of the local B&M managers had a natural at a party but I didn't stay for the entire thing. The girlfriend was nagging me to go. I wonder what happened with that. I digress , good review!

BC-Axeman
01-29-2010, 12:38 PM
Great review!
Has anyone ever nubbed one?

Skywalker
01-29-2010, 02:29 PM
Great review!
Has anyone ever nubbed one?

If you come to the Barn Herf, you can help us PPP one and you can have the nub!!!:tu

groogs
01-29-2010, 02:33 PM
If you come to the Barn Herf, you can help me PPP one and then I will give you the nub!!!:tu
^^^Edited^^^

Enjoy that egg Darrell, but please keep your nub to yourself.:r

Skywalker
01-29-2010, 02:48 PM
^^^Edited^^^

Keep your nub to yourself.:r

You sound like my wife!!!:r

Adriftpanda
01-29-2010, 02:58 PM
Haha I guess I skipped the part when Steve, said he threw up. What a soldier, throw up and come back to smoke it.

NickyTeen
01-29-2010, 03:04 PM
Steve, thanks for the review. Also thank you for smoking that at home and not bring it to the barn herf!:rBob gifted me one a few months back! I think I'll bring it to the Herf this weekend!!!

But with all the great food I doubt I'll have "dry" heaves!!!:pu
Darrell please BYOB
















Bring Your Own Bucket!:r

Steve
01-29-2010, 03:23 PM
Thanks for taking one for the team.:tu

:tu:ss

BC-Axeman
01-29-2010, 03:52 PM
If you come to the Barn Herf, you can help us PPP one and you can have the nub!!!:tu
:fu2

themadurokid
01-29-2010, 06:33 PM
Wow, now that's dedication...*mumble*egg mighta killed off one too many brain cells...but DANGIT THAT'S DEAD-A-CATION! My brain and my stomach thanks ya, STEVE...much obliged...yep

gnukfu
01-29-2010, 06:37 PM
Now go smoke some bacon Steve!

Deputy
01-29-2010, 07:22 PM
Oh...dude...gross.

You are the man.

Ratters
01-30-2010, 01:36 AM
Ha, I actually felt like a puss for not finishing it, but there was no way. :D I'll nub a Cremosa before doing that again. :ss

Savor the Stick
01-30-2010, 04:08 AM
I have both flavors in the humi! Just waiting for a time to try one. (I'll make sure to have a puke bucket handy). :)

That's pretty brave Andy:tu---I'd sure like to see you review pal.

whodeeni
01-30-2010, 09:13 AM
i have one in my humi and im not ready to be cast as a "pig ready for slaughter"
just yet! :D

i tip my hat to you bro!

That's pretty brave Andy:tu---I'd sure like to see you review pal.

CasaDooley
01-30-2010, 12:18 PM
That egg looks like a cigar stuffed with a cigar that was stuffed with another cigar. Kinda the "turduckin" of the cigar world.:r
Thanks for takin one for the team Steve!:tu

sikk50
01-30-2010, 01:28 PM
For some reason when I read the tittle the first thing I associated it with was the BME Pain Olympics (if you're at work or have a weak stomach and don't know what that is, trust me dont look)

doctorcue
01-31-2010, 02:17 AM
Steve... you da man!

Goldie
02-01-2010, 01:11 AM
You've got more balls than I do. I don't know that I would be able to smoke one of those, unless they started making Liga Privada #9 eggs. Then I say bring the pain!

rizzle
02-01-2010, 01:56 PM
Nice. I've got a Perdomo Immensa that someone gifted me that i just haven't been able to bring myself to smoke. After reading this egg review, I think it may need to get done.

csbrewfisher
02-01-2010, 02:10 PM
This was the funniest review I've ever read.

Jason
02-01-2010, 03:41 PM
I remember buying some cigars long ago that came in that type of compressed wood box and the cigars were absolutely awful. They improved quite a bit when removed from the box and rested in the cedar humidor for a spell.

Maybe you should try again

RazzBarlow
02-01-2010, 03:45 PM
Oh my gawd! I laughed my ass off reading this review!

You, Sir...are the man!

Ratters
02-01-2010, 10:11 PM
I remember buying some cigars long ago that came in that type of compressed wood box and the cigars were absolutely awful. They improved quite a bit when removed from the box and rested in the cedar humidor for a spell.

Maybe you should try again

:r

DMK
02-02-2010, 03:37 PM
Brave man, I was gifted one years ago. It sat in the humi for a few then was re-gifted to a BOTL who is no longer with us. Never did find out if he smoked it...

Ratters
11-14-2013, 12:54 AM
Saw Scott posted one of these for sale, figured I'd bump this so the buyer knows what they're in for. :ss

Weelok
11-14-2013, 01:54 AM
Nice review and crazy cigar!!!

chaase321
11-14-2013, 04:52 AM
Saw Scott posted one of these for sale, figured I'd bump this so the buyer knows what they're in for. :ss

Oh boy, I can't wait :D -(P :ss

Maybe Scott will buy it back! :gary

stearns
11-14-2013, 06:55 AM
Oh boy, I can't wait :D

Looking forward to reading your review :tu

Ratters
11-14-2013, 07:10 PM
Looking forward to reading your review :tu

:tpd: :tu

badbriar
11-22-2013, 04:46 PM
Now that's one MEAN looking dog rocket! :tu
RR

MUNKY
11-30-2013, 09:27 PM
So is it true Ratters, your doing the Femur next???

TXSmokey
05-31-2014, 07:40 PM
is this meant as a gag gift :r

baust55
06-01-2014, 12:58 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/310Lc0updeL._SL500_SL160_.jpgwow your da man ...........but seriously you should get a draw tool
for cigars that aren't drawing well or are blocked ok . there are a lot of different ones out there .
I use the Havana Saver
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00EBSXU40/ref=olp_product_details?ie=UTF8&me=