MedicCook
01-16-2010, 12:37 AM
Railroad Sex
Tim walks into a bar with a big grin on his face, and orders a draft beer.
'What are you so happy about?' asks the Bartender.
'Well, I'll tell you,' replies the man. 'As you know, I live by the
railroad tracks. Well, on my way home from the bar, last
night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, just like in the films.
I, of course, went and cut her free, and took her
back to my place.
Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all
night, all over the house. We did everything: Me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!'
'Fantastic, you lucky bastard!' exclaimed the Bartender. Was she pretty?'
'Don't know..................Never found her head."
Tim walks into a bar with a big grin on his face, and orders a draft beer.
'What are you so happy about?' asks the Bartender.
'Well, I'll tell you,' replies the man. 'As you know, I live by the
railroad tracks. Well, on my way home from the bar, last
night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, just like in the films.
I, of course, went and cut her free, and took her
back to my place.
Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all
night, all over the house. We did everything: Me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!'
'Fantastic, you lucky bastard!' exclaimed the Bartender. Was she pretty?'
'Don't know..................Never found her head."