Confucious says...

[Silound]

Man who drive well in fairway not always fare well in the driveway.

[tobii3]

Baseball all wrong...man with four balls cannot walk.

[Montano]

Man who masturbates at cash register, always comes into money.

[Mugen910]

Man who goes to sleep with itchy but wakes up with stinky finger.
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[MikeyC]

Man who sit on jelly donut get a$$ in jam.

[kzm007]

man who fart in church sit in his own pew.

[secretsquirrel]

man who screw girl in berry patch get a$$ in jam

man who run in front of car is sure to get tired
man who runs behind car get exhausted

Good for boy to meet girl in park
better for boy to park meat in girl