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IBQTEE1
12-16-2009, 09:11 AM
A City cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike," the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!" The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation.The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it." The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop. The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."

TripleF
12-16-2009, 09:46 AM
:r

bobarian
12-16-2009, 10:00 AM
:r:r:r

Coach Deg
12-16-2009, 10:02 AM
Lmao

G G
12-17-2009, 06:29 PM
Now that's funny.:tu

Steve
12-22-2009, 09:48 AM
:r:r

Starscream
12-22-2009, 11:54 AM
:r

icehog3
12-22-2009, 01:18 PM
Then he tased her and charged her with prostitution.

Steve
12-22-2009, 01:21 PM
Then he tased her and charged her with prostitution.

:r:r:r