I won the Swiss Lotto!

[DPD6030]

That's right. I'm rich. Must have been Ferdi or Simon bought me a lotto ticket :r

SWISS LOTTO NETHERLANDS
FRANCOSTRAAT 40,
3067DV,LAIDEN.
NETHERLANDS


Congratulation,You have been announced a winner of a cash prize of (750,000 Thousand Euros)
in the NETHERLANDS LOTTERY held Today!To file for your claim, please contact our fiduciary

agent: Mr.D Van peters
Email:
Tel:

Provide him with the informations as stated below:
1.Name:
2.Address:
3.Marital Status:
4.Age:
5.Sex:
6.Nationality:
7.Country of Residence:
8.Occupation:
9.Telephone Number:
10.Fax Number:

Sincerely,
Mr. Kenneth Gram
Online Games Director
SWISS-LOTTO NETHERLANDS..

[Kreth]

Very cool. I'm currently waiting for an inheritance to be deposited into my bank account from a relative who passed away in Nigeria. We should co-host a mega-herf.

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[Blueface]

Very cool. I'm currently waiting for an inheritance to be deposited into my bank account from a relative who passed away in Nigeria.

:r
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You too?
Wow, we are both equally as lucky!!!

[bvilchez]

:r:r:r:r:r

[str8edg]

That's EXCELLENT

did you send them all your info yet?

Better submit a DNA sample and copies of your fingerprints just to be sure

[DPD6030]

That's EXCELLENT

did you send them all your info yet?

Better submit a DNA sample and copies of your fingerprints just to be sure

No, I suppose I don't qualify since I don't have a fax line :r

[dunng]

Hey, MEEEEE TOOOO! :D

[GreekGodX]

Hey, MEEEEE TOOOO! :D

What the hell. Now we have to split it with 3 people?!? After I sent him my info he said I was the only winner :r

[G G]

I need to borrow some money then Andrew.:tu

[bobarian]

You are so lucky! Now maybe you can retire! Who knew the Dutch were running things in Switzerland! Those crazy Dutchmen are everywhere! :r

[GTCanuk]

God I won too, when do we collect:tf

[hotreds]

Swiss Lotto Netherlands. Kinda like my favorite Cuban Rocky Patel.

[kelmac07]

Wait!!!! WTF?? I thought I was the ONLY winner? :r :r

[s15driftking]

you can buy all the gurkhas you've ever dreamt of!!

[MedicCook]

Congrats Andrew. :r

[DPD6030]

you can buy all the gurkhas you've ever dreamt of!!

I don't dream of Gurkhas, trust me ;)

[adampc22]

funny i just won the zulu lotery based in poland thay asked me for my gold fishes name funny why didnt thay ask you for that

[Darrell]

Sick!

I waited all day for the Publishers Clearing House to stop by my place with my check. I guess they must have a bad address!

[jdakine]

WOW, really nice. Maybe they have some of those really nice glass top Cohiba boxes that some with.:r:r:r

[adampc22]

WOW, really nice. Maybe they have some of those really nice glass top Cohiba boxes that some with.:r:r:r

i am geting a bolivar barber pole with my winings i think

[Don Fernando]

hmmmmm, Swiss lotto located in The Netherlands? Hopefully the cheap CC vendors move to The Netherlands too, there is an empty shop right across the street from me.

[Silound]

All of you guys are so lucky. Apparently the only thing worth mentioning in my life is that I'm hugely endowed....HUGE. Like, we're talking visible from orbit here! All thanks to my cheap black-market Canadian Cialis.

[Bruins Fan]

I just hit it BIG, 10 million US dollars and 150 kg of gold.
All I have to do is send them a little information and they will send it along. :r

[Giant & 49er Fan]

Can I borrow some money? HAha!

[kydsid]

Andrew, just do what I do with those and respond.....with the local FBI Field Office SAC's info! :D

[Bruins Fan]

I'm on a roll, after the big hit yesterday I won again:D
AWARD DEPT.
CATEGORY "A" WINNER
Ref No: NLS 90 EU 1109
Batch Number: NL 80 OS 94144448
Amount Won: $2,500,000.00

Dear Internet User

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Lotto NL. Internet Promotional Draws.
This is a reward program for the patronage of internet services and all email addresses entered for this promotional draws were randomly selected from an internet resource database of of registered software and domain users.

Your email address was selected in the Category "A" with Reference Number: NLS 90 EU 1109, and this qualifies you to be the recipient of the grand prize award sum of $2,500,000 (Two million, five hundred thousand dollars). The payout of this cash prize to you will be subject to the final validations and satisfactory report that you are the bonafide owner of the winning email address.

In line with the governing rules of claim, you are required to establish contact with your designated claims agent via email or telephone with the particulars below:

CLAIMS AGENT.
Name: Martins Ward
Tel::+31 619 551 210
Email: nlcldpt2009@yahoo.cn

[DPD6030]

Andrew, just do what I do with those and respond.....with the local FBI Field Office SAC's info! :D

That's a great idea!

[Coach Deg]

I need to borrow some of the winnings to help this poor college student in Egypt. She lost her parents and has no money to get home. She doesn't need a ticket just money.

[Skywalker]

I love this thread!!!

Really should be in the joke section though!!!:r