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chippewastud79
11-17-2009, 01:25 PM
***Jokes Thread***


At the recent herf in N. Kentucky/Cincinnati area it came to many inmates attention that Dan may be a communist. Please take time to decide.

Dan does not like ranch or bleu cheese dressing. Most Americans would consider both to be some of the most universal condiments (particularly ranch) on the planet. Instead he prefers ketchup, not just for fries, but also on fish (doesn't like tartar sauce either), salads and pretty much everything else. :rolleyes:

Dan doesn't like one of the most quintessential American snack foods either. Chicken wings, NO. He says they are no good. Also not a fan of pickles, rare steaks or bacon.

He prefers Coke (red) over Pepsi (red, white and blue). :hm

Oh, and lest we forget he prefers his Blue Moon and Budweiser Golden Wheat with orange wedges over purely tasty brews without fruit.

Most of his favorite things are the popular color of communism: ketchup, Coca-Cola, Ohio State, Cincinnati Bearcats, Cincinnati Reds.... :confused:

Infact, Dan's favorite cigars come from none other than communist Cuba.

So I ask you, is Dan a communist?


***Jokes Thread***

Mugen910
11-17-2009, 01:27 PM
what kind of person doesn't like wings..rare steak..or bacon?...you wierdo! :r

Scottw
11-17-2009, 01:36 PM
Get that fella some help.

DoctorBJ
11-17-2009, 01:38 PM
wings, bacon and rare steaks? now I'm hungry for dinner. I see all 3 in my future.

e-man67
11-17-2009, 01:40 PM
Dan is my bro but yes he is a commie....Red told me Dan has a tattoo of a hammer and sickle on his butt...he even snapped this photo.

Darrell
11-17-2009, 01:44 PM
You damn dirty commie, Dan!!!!!!!

kelmac07
11-17-2009, 01:44 PM
Not a fan of ranch/blue cheese dressing or chicken wings (too much work for that small sliver of meat)...LOL!! You go Dan!! :tu

Darrell
11-17-2009, 01:47 PM
Commies!!!!

Goddamn COMMIES!!!!!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pS7sKjlzwFg/SXBpGL-mU7I/AAAAAAAADNk/vxXwsH8judk/s400/commies+gone.jpg

elderboy02
11-17-2009, 01:55 PM
Not a fan of ranch/blue cheese dressing or chicken wings (too much work for that small sliver of meat)...LOL!! You go Dan!! :tu

Thank you sir! I like to eat my food, not play with it :tu

GKitty
11-17-2009, 02:35 PM
Not a fan of ranch/blue cheese dressing or chicken wings (too much work for that small sliver of meat)...LOL!! You go Dan!! :tu

It appears we have another commie in our midst. :tg

Chicken wings with ranch or blue cheese (preferrably a delicatly balanced combination of the two) is an American staple. And yet, I feel like I could maybe forgive your distaste for them.

Against Rare Steaks, Bacon, and Pickles?!?!?! (not necessarily in that order) That doesn't just make you a commie in my book, it makes you inhuman!!

Oh well, more for me. :ss

GreekGodX
11-17-2009, 02:41 PM
Now how do you explain the southern accent? :r

GKitty
11-17-2009, 02:42 PM
Now how do you explain the southern accent? :r

Communist Assimilation Training Camp... DUH!!! :D

md4958
11-17-2009, 02:47 PM
I knew there was something not fishy about Dan!
he was handing these out at Shack!

http://www.treehugger.com/communist-green-join-party.jpg

Mugen910
11-17-2009, 03:03 PM
Communist Assimilation Training Camp... DUH!!! :D

:r that is funny chit!

ChicagoWhiteSox
11-17-2009, 03:04 PM
Dan, I thought you were a good guy.....:sad

DBall
11-17-2009, 03:24 PM
2 people said no... how did Dan get to vote twice? :r

bobarian
11-17-2009, 03:29 PM
I always thought Dan was a cool guy, but your logic is impeccable.
Damn commie infiltrator! :su

Jbailey
11-17-2009, 03:36 PM
You mean his car didn't give him away? :D
http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/7789/communistcar.jpg (http://img41.imageshack.us/i/communistcar.jpg/)

kelmac07
11-17-2009, 04:01 PM
Against Rare Steaks, Bacon, and Pickles?!?!?! (not necessarily in that order) That doesn't just make you a commie in my book, it makes you inhuman!!

Oh no Crystal...I LOVE me some rare steak, bacon and pickles!! Just not ranch/blue cheese or chicken wings. :D

GKitty
11-17-2009, 04:27 PM
Oh no Crystal...I LOVE me some rare steak, bacon and pickles!! Just not ranch/blue cheese or chicken wings. :D

Then you may stay, my commie friend. However, I think Dan's issues run deeper than his political affiliations. :D

chippewastud79
11-17-2009, 05:00 PM
He was wearing a hat similar to this on Saturday as well.

http://rlv.zcache.com/communist_symbol_hat-p148163592738367397uh2y_400.jpg

timo
11-17-2009, 05:10 PM
http://i789.photobucket.com/albums/yy178/timothyjok/ASpyAmongUs.jpg

Kreth
11-17-2009, 05:16 PM
No rare steak, bacon, or chicken wings?! He's worse than a communist, he's one of those tree-huggin' hippies! Probably has Ed Begley Jr. on speed dial. :r
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Smokin Gator
11-17-2009, 05:20 PM
what kind of person doesn't like wings..rare steak..or bacon?...you wierdo! :r

I was OK with most if it... but that answers the question!!!;)

hotreds
11-17-2009, 07:25 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91kdwxFsthI&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlrLoGBbbNI&NR=1&feature=fvwp

Don Fernando
11-18-2009, 12:14 AM
kudos for liking coke better then that nasty pepsi :tu

elderboy02
11-18-2009, 05:01 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91kdwxFsthI&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlrLoGBbbNI&NR=1&feature=fvwp

IIRC, that first video is the song they play in last years call of duty when you are the commies and win.

I have no idea what the 2nd one is.

elderboy02
11-18-2009, 05:01 AM
kudos for liking coke better then that nasty pepsi :tu

Yep. Pepsi is nasty.

Don Fernando
11-18-2009, 05:05 AM
Still think your a commie though

elderboy02
11-18-2009, 05:06 AM
Still think your a commie though

:r Thanks Ferdinand :r

timo
11-18-2009, 05:26 AM
Still think your a commie though
Yeah he's a commie who's football team is winning it all this year:D

elderboy02
11-18-2009, 06:38 AM
Yeah he's a commie who's football team is winning it all this year:D

Bengals will beat the Vikings in the Super Bowl this year. Book it! :banger

chippewastud79
11-18-2009, 09:08 AM
Bengals will beat the Vikings in the Super Bowl this year. Book it! :banger

Bet it? :hm Ofcourse you won't. :td

chippewastud79
11-18-2009, 09:09 AM
Yep. Pepsi is nasty.

I believe the quote at the herf was "I like this stuff better" whilst you were drinking Pepsi. WhoDeySchenk heard it too. Nice try though Dan. ;)

elderboy02
11-18-2009, 09:11 AM
Bet it? :hm Ofcourse you won't. :td

I already did. 25/1 odds a month or so ago. :tu

chippewastud79
11-18-2009, 09:18 AM
I already did. 25/1 odds a month or so ago. :tu

Who did you give 25:1 odds? You don't make any tough bets. :rolleyes:

Oh and you are still a communist. :D

elderboy02
11-18-2009, 09:19 AM
Who did you give 25:1 odds? You don't make any tough bets. :rolleyes:

I don't understand?

chippewastud79
11-18-2009, 09:20 AM
I don't understand?

You bet a Bengals/Vikings Super Bowl with someone and gave them 25:1 odds? That is really stepping out for you and your betting style.

elderboy02
11-18-2009, 09:25 AM
You bet a Bengals/Vikings Super Bowl with someone and gave them 25:1 odds? That is really stepping out for you and your betting style.

No. I didn't bet that it would be Bengals/Vikings. I bet that the Bengals would win the SB. I didn't specify which team they would play against. I got 25:1 odds.

chippewastud79
11-18-2009, 09:27 AM
No. I didn't bet that it would be Bengals/Vikings. I bet that the Bengals would win the SB. I didn't specify which team they would play against. I got 25:1 odds.

Oh, a money bet online. I thought you were betting 5'ers. What was I thinking? You would never do that. ;s

How's work commie? :D

WhoDeySchenk
11-18-2009, 09:33 AM
I believe the quote at the herf was "I like this stuff better" whilst you were drinking Pepsi. WhoDeySchenk heard it too. Nice try though Dan. ;)

I got your back Adam....

waitress, "refill sir?"
Dan, "yes, see this Coke is great, I will have another of these tasty beverages"

(meanwhile discussing the differences in Coke, Mexicoke, pepsi, dew, etc.)

waitress, "here's your PEPSI!"

Dan, "DOH!"

Adam & I knew all along it was Pepsi, Dan on the other hand, not so much!

:r :r :r

elderboy02
11-18-2009, 09:34 AM
I got your back Adam....

waitress, "refill sir?"
Dan, "yes, see this Coke is great, I will have another of these tasty beverages"

(meanwhile discussing the differences in Coke, Mexicoke, pepsi, dew, etc.)

waitress, "here's your PEPSI!"

Dan, "DOH!"

Adam & I knew all along it was Pepsi, Dan on the other hand, not so much!

:r :r

I thought you were my friend. :( :fu :r

St. Lou Stu
11-18-2009, 09:52 AM
Damn..... I never thought about it, but you're right Adam!

After all, Daniel is a very common Eastern European name.

KidRock
11-18-2009, 10:09 AM
what about after reading this thread...you are still on the boarder line of thinking, Dan, who is a hell of a guy fyi is a communist or not? can you please put a maybe in the poll section?

elderboy02
11-18-2009, 10:20 AM
Sorry about your luck Adam, but I am not communist, the poll would need to be 100% in favor of yes to consider me a communist :tu

bobarian
11-18-2009, 10:52 AM
Sorry about your luck Adam, but I am not communist, the poll would need to be 100% in favor of yes to consider me a communist :tu

That sounds like commie logic to me. The Red Menace is among us! ;)

e-man67
11-18-2009, 10:57 AM
That sounds like commie logic to me. The Red Menace is among us! ;)

I am with you...sneaky commie bastage! :r

357
11-18-2009, 11:14 AM
I think he's stocking up arms for a Coup d'état!!!


Plus who doesn't like rare steaks, bacon, and chicken wings?

elderboy02
11-18-2009, 11:19 AM
That sounds like commie logic to me. The Red Menace is among us! ;)

I was wondering how long it would take someone to pick up on that :r

elderboy02
11-18-2009, 11:20 AM
I think he's stocking up arms for a Coup d'état!!!
...

You know, I do own a Yugoslavian M70 (AK-47 look alike) :gn

:r

icantbejon
11-18-2009, 11:29 AM
He is clearly the enemy of freedom and liberty. As a free-thinking, liberty-loving American, I'm going to go with the group on this one.

chippewastud79
11-18-2009, 12:37 PM
what about after reading this thread...you are still on the boarder line of thinking, Dan, who is a hell of a guy fyi is a communist or not? can you please put a maybe in the poll section?

Sounds like Dan has been doing some recruiting with his commie pamphlets. Has he gotten to you with his manifesto? :hm

bobarian
11-18-2009, 12:44 PM
Sounds like Dan has been doing some recruiting with his commie pamphlets. Has he gotten to you with his manifesto? :hm

:tpd: Sounds like a commie sympathizer to me. Keep an eye on him! :tf

Starscream
11-18-2009, 02:02 PM
Damn Reds fans.;)

hotreds
11-18-2009, 02:04 PM
Damn Reds fans.;)

Redlegs!

Smokemifugotem
11-18-2009, 02:08 PM
Dan...Dan...Dan...No fruit in beer! No fruit in beer!

hotreds
11-18-2009, 02:15 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tznAmKo1y8k/SKIAKzT2enI/AAAAAAAADAk/ZvrWG-eExPo/s400/commie+poster.JPG

elderboy02
11-18-2009, 02:29 PM
Dan...Dan...Dan...No fruit in beer! No fruit in beer!

I don't fruit the beer. The bartender put one on and I took it off and ate it.

olla86
11-19-2009, 06:26 AM
***Jokes Thread***


At the recent herf in N. Kentucky/Cincinnati area it came to many inmates attention that Dan may be a communist. Please take time to decide.

Dan does not like ranch or bleu cheese dressing. Most Americans would consider both to be some of the most universal condiments (particularly ranch) on the planet. Instead he prefers ketchup, not just for fries, but also on fish (doesn't like tartar sauce either), salads and pretty much everything else. :rolleyes:

Dan doesn't like one of the most quintessential American snack foods either. Chicken wings, NO. He says they are no good. Also not a fan of pickles, rare steaks or bacon.

He prefers Coke (red) over Pepsi (red, white and blue). :hm

Oh, and lest we forget he prefers his Blue Moon and Budweiser Golden Wheat with orange wedges over purely tasty brews without fruit.

Most of his favorite things are the popular color of communism: ketchup, Coca-Cola, Ohio State, Cincinnati Bearcats, Cincinnati Reds.... :confused:

Infact, Dan's favorite cigars come from none other than communist Cuba.

So I ask you, is Dan a communist?


***Jokes Thread***
Ha-ha!! no, I think...:ss

e-man67
11-19-2009, 06:41 AM
I don't fruit the beer. The bartender put one on and I took it off and ate it.


First he put ketchup on it...then ate it! :r

elderboy02
11-19-2009, 07:40 AM
First he put ketchup on it...then ate it! :r

I love me some ketchup :dr

elderboy02
11-19-2009, 07:41 AM
Also, I consider a steak cooked medium to be perfect.

Red
11-19-2009, 09:15 AM
hey may be a gangster blood

elderboy02
11-19-2009, 09:16 AM
hey may be a gangster blood

I think you are a communist. I mean, your username is Red

Red
11-19-2009, 09:22 AM
I think you are a communist. I mean, your username is Red

dont worry about me commie!! this is about YOU

Skywalker
11-19-2009, 10:43 AM
Dan's not a communist... He's a Wuss!!!:r

I voted NO!!!:tu

chippewastud79
11-19-2009, 08:49 PM
dont worry about me commie!! this is about YOU

:tpd::tu

His name is in reference to his red hair, not his affiliations. :td

mariogolbee
11-19-2009, 08:51 PM
Commie.