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CBI_2
11-10-2009, 07:09 PM
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers.
"Hello?"

"Mrs. Sanders, please."

"Speaking."

"Mrs. Sanders, this is Dr. Jones at St. Agnes
Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent
his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from
another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are
now uncertain which one belongs to your husband.
Frankly, either way the results are not too good."

"What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.

"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for
Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for
HIV. We can't tell which is which."

"That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?"
questioned Mrs. Sanders.

"Normally we can, but the new health care system
will only pay for these expensive tests just one time..."

''Well, what am I supposed to do now? "

"The folks at 'ObamaCare' recommend that
you drop your husband off somewhere in the
middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't
sleep with him."
ChicagoWhiteSox
11-10-2009, 07:13 PM
:r
Starscream
11-10-2009, 09:25 PM
:r:r:r
markem
11-10-2009, 10:46 PM
Wow, ObamaCare sounds just like BushCare.
acarr
11-10-2009, 10:56 PM
This thread probably won't last long. Where is the popcorn.
Cyanide
11-10-2009, 11:06 PM
How does one diagnose Alzheimers from a biopsy? Except maybe brain biopsy, and that would be at time of autopsy. HIV certainly wouldn't be dx'ed this way. I just can't see how this little story is plausible. I think someone is making it up.
pnoon
11-10-2009, 11:08 PM
How does one diagnose Alzheimers from a biopsy? Except maybe brain biopsy, and that would be at time of autopsy. HIV certainly wouldn't be dx'ed this way. I just can't see how this little story is plausible. I think someone is making it up.
John, you do realize this is the Jokes forum, don't you.
CasaDooley
11-11-2009, 12:10 AM
How does one diagnose Alzheimers from a biopsy? Except maybe brain biopsy, and that would be at time of autopsy. HIV certainly wouldn't be dx'ed this way. I just can't see how this little story is plausible. I think someone is making it up.

John, you do realize this is the Jokes forum, don't you.

This joke just keeps getting better and better!:r:r
icehog3
11-11-2009, 12:13 AM
http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa73/icehog3/3andahalf.jpg
kelmac07
11-11-2009, 06:02 AM
Good one!!
G G
11-11-2009, 06:46 AM
hahaha, good un.
Cyanide
11-11-2009, 08:05 AM
http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa73/icehog3/3andahalf.jpg

That's clearly a biopsy that went wrong
e-man67
11-17-2009, 02:06 PM
Funny stuff! :tu