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Steve
10-12-2009, 12:17 PM
Changing today what you did yesterday...

Arghhh!
Da Klugs
10-12-2009, 12:40 PM
Providing greater percieved value than your percieved cost at a level higher than others doing the same job. :D
Resipsa
10-12-2009, 12:47 PM
tenure....:r
Darrell
10-12-2009, 12:54 PM
Sleeping with the boss? :r
Slavac
10-12-2009, 01:04 PM
A well concealed digital camera at the company x-mas party.
markem
10-12-2009, 01:06 PM
Enabling corporate success at an acceptable cost
Ashcan Bill
10-12-2009, 01:18 PM
After spending over thirty five years at three different Fortune 100 companies, I'd have to say brown nosing trumps all. ;)
Steve
10-12-2009, 01:19 PM
A well concealed digital camera at the company x-mas party.

:tu:tu
icehog3
10-12-2009, 05:11 PM
Kicking major ass... ;)
timo
10-12-2009, 05:40 PM
Join the Police force

http://i789.photobucket.com/albums/yy178/timothyjok/nypd_is_hiring_police_officers.jpg
Blueface
10-12-2009, 05:41 PM
Having 27 years in, looking to last 5 more......
nozero
10-12-2009, 05:49 PM
Another illusion?

36 years federal service as of tomorrow, with a very good record, including 3 years Army with an honorable discharge and lately I hear there's talk of them potentially f'ing with our retirement.:td
TripleF
10-12-2009, 05:53 PM
Being employed by YOU!! :tu
M1903A1
10-12-2009, 06:03 PM
Making sure your boss, and your boss's boss, realize that you know the job better than your coworkers. :tu
BigFrank
10-12-2009, 06:16 PM
Fixing everyone's mistakes.
dunng
10-12-2009, 06:17 PM
I see all company web traffic... e-mail logs can help too... :tu
longknocker
10-12-2009, 06:23 PM
Being In A Profession Where They Need More Of You!:tu
Smokin Gator
10-12-2009, 06:27 PM
Took me 49 years to realize... working for yourself!!
kelmac07
10-12-2009, 06:27 PM
Being the "go to" guy.
Steve
10-12-2009, 07:30 PM
I see all company web traffic... e-mail logs can help too... :tu

:tu:tu:ss
gui_tarzan
10-12-2009, 07:31 PM
Not giving anyone else the really important passwords. :D
M1903A1
10-12-2009, 09:21 PM
Making sure your boss, and your boss's boss, realize that you know the job better than your coworkers. :tu

Of course I also suspect that, as in the old Soviet Union, this can also mean "NO PROMOTIONS--HE STAYS WHERE HE IS!!" :rolleyes: