Odd Names You've Encountered

[BlackDog]

What odd names of real people have you encountered? There's a lady who works in our HR department who's name is Bambi Bellflowers. Sounds like she should be a character on an Austin Powers movie. Yeah baby! :D

Also, I know of a guy who's name is Frank Warren. My name is Warren Frank.

[MajorCaptSilly]

Had a boss by the name of Dick Weed way back when I managed a Farrell's restaurant.


MCS

[Mugen910]

I knew a guy named Phuc.
Another named Dat.

and met a really weird feller named Bao.

[BC-Axeman]

I know of a guy who changed his surname to Rainbow and named his daughter Spectrum.

[SilverFox]

Waaay back my father dated this weird chick, her last name was Blossom.

Her two girls

Apple and Cherry

[DoctorBJ]

I know of a kid... named "B1witme" yup.. that's his real first name.

Even funnier is that the computer system that this kid's name showed up in wasn't designed to include numbers in names, so the kid's name is "bonewithme"

[Wolfgang]

A school mate of mine back in the 90's was named Shithead Assface. (Shi-theed Az-fach-e)

[Da Klugs]

ONe of our customers backin the day was named Marvin Turnipseed.

Another who worked for Jimmy Dean was named Jim Beerbrat.

[Poronico]

Working in a pharmacy in phoenix area I have seen quite a few, but the two that stick out most is a young child named Soda Popp and a 21 year old woman named Kandi Kane and yes she was a stripper and that was her real name.

[Scottw]

I went to high school with a kid named Mustafa Mustafa. My brother's 8th grade English teacher was Myra Spira and a friend of mine used to go to an orthopedist (sp.) named Dr. Harry Dick.

[MedicCook]

I went to EMT school with a Tom Thomas aka Tom Tom.

[rack04]

My high school janitor was Richard Head and a girl I graduated with was Bich Ho.

[Doctorossi]

W. Skeletor Funk

Penelope Poupstane

[Col. Kurtz]

One of the first cases I investigated involved a Cherokee from the mountains named:

are you ready?


















Nicey Bigmeat



Beats the hell out of "Running Deer"

[Nabinger16]

My fiance had a kid in her case load with the name Sha-shay... pronounced Shadashshay.

[markem]

I had a student about 7 years ago named "Darrell Hannah". His nickname was "10".

[Poronico]

is the - a click of the tongue?

[chippewastud79]

I went to high school with a girl named Maura Less. Her fathers name was Richard, but he went by Dick. True Story :tu

[Mugen910]

I have met a Mr. America when I was younger in retail...He gave me his credit card and I just looked at him...he kinda rolled his eyes and so I didn't proceed with any jokes.

I worked with a guy his rank Gunny...his last name Marine..

I did see a guy on the Military email list named Capt. Christmas and his dad was Gen. Christmas.

[Starscream]

There was a girl at our school who was named Placenta.

[Fishbeadtwo]

A customer at my job is named Richard Moss but goes by Dick...........Moss. Not sure but I think they have a salve for that don't they?

[Whee]

Had a couple of employees named Janet Jackson and Tina Turner. Our payroll dept did not pay them at first because they thought it was a joke.:D

My two favorites though are guys who worked at the WHQ of the last place I worked.

Richard Head
Rusty John

Could never say Rusty's name without laughing.:r:r

[hotreds]

Richard Pface, but you can call me "Dick." True story- he was a purchasing agent for a company I sold to. Guess at that point he didn't care anymore and had hear it all.

[icehog3]

Guy who worked with one of my friend's wives year ago at a medical lab was named Atul Shed. (A tool shed).

[TheTraveler]

I knew a guy in another platoon named Harry Ball. I dated a girl named Spicey.

My wife has seen a few kids come through the office with odd names - Cinderella was one of the tamer of them. :r

[kaisersozei]

Slaughter Hamm.

[The Poet]

I went to high school with a girl who's last name was Steele - nothing much odd with that. But she had an aunt who was a physical therapist names Mada. That's right, a therapist Mada Steele.

[Clampdown]

I had a student several years ago, if I can remember here is his name, Eekbyasyakinbiagalan. That was his first name, and asked that I just call him Bison, and I was fine with that.

I used to go to church with this guy,
http://www.healthgrades.com/directory_search/physician/profiles/dr-md-reports/Dr-Harry-Beaver-MD-FD3B8B34.cfm

[dannysguitar]

I was watching an early episode of Intervention on A&E, and this particular episode was about a homosexual that used a lot of heroin. Anyway, after he decides to go to treatment, he gets to the treatment center and it is a specially designed treatment center for homosexuals. The director of said treatment center's name was Thomas Highcock. I thought that was pretty interesting considering the circumstances.... :-)

[heavyd]

I had a boss named Bunny Beamsderfer about 10 years ago. Her real name was actually Bunny.

[Nabinger16]

I almost forgot... I went to high school with a kid named Bud Wieser. I'm not sure if his real first name was really Bud, but that's what he always went by. He was kind of a screw up and was always getting called down to the office for one thing or another, and they announced his name over the intercom as Bud Wieser. They always put a big space between Bud and Wieser when they announced it. People that knew him said his father was a big joker, and they claimed it was his real name. I'll have to pull out my old year book and see if I can scan a pic or something.

[hotreds]

Chanda Leer.

[NCRadioMan]

My sister went to school with a girl named True Love.

And Virginia Tech's QB is named after a car part, Tyrod. :r

[kelmac07]

Ran across a Dr Benjamin Dover at Portsmouth hospital last month.

[pnoon]

I used to work with a guy whose name was Dick Outhouse.
Yep.

[leasingthisspace]

My first name is Tabb. I have only met one other guy named Tabb.
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[heavyd]

I have an uncle named Russell Dickey. He has gone by Rusty most of his life. I ask him why he does that to himself and he just shrugs and says that I'm the only person who ever mentions it.

All the power to you, Unc!:tu

[WyoBob]

There's a former restaurant owner in our town named Dick Grabber.

And, in my former hometown in Nebraska, there are several families named Fagot. I used to coffee with one of them. One morning, he came in and I yelled, "Hey, Fagot, come over here" so he'd come over and have coffee with us. I didn't think anything of it but the tourist family who had just sat down for breakfast got up and left:D Everyone at our table lost it and started laughing.

[Mr. Ed]

A school mate of mine back in the 90's was named Shithead Assface. (Shi-theed Az-fach-e)
I've run into a Shi'thead as well. Dick Harden, Harry Mann as well.

[Tuxguy]

went to grade school with a Brighton Early

[Mr B]

Went to school w/ a Barbi Growth
Worked w/ an American Indian meatcutter named Glenn Tall-white-man.
Brother had a friend whos Dad was named Bing Cherry.

[Pilon]

I worked with a gentleman whose name was Andrew Liss, his father's name was Dick. Honestly!

[bobarian]

When I was a kid, a guy around the corner from my house was named Rusty Weil! :banger

[chippewastud79]

My first name is Tabb. I have only met one other guy named Tabb.
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I know two other Tab(b)'s myself :tu

[chippewastud79]

Had a high school teacher Mr. (Craig) Beech who named his daughter Sandy. :tu

[HK3-]

At a previous job we had a guy down in our shipping department named Richard Little.... we called him Little Dick. :D

[Whee]

Winner.

http://www.southwestiowanews.com/articles/2009/09/20/around_the_region/doc4ab3871052edc118243838.txt

:r

[GHC_Hambone]

Winner.

http://www.southwestiowanews.com/articles/2009/09/20/around_the_region/doc4ab3871052edc118243838.txt

:r

HAHA! I laughed out loud when I read that.

[itsme_timd]

There's a guy that works for my company and his birth certificate was mistyped so his first name is "Male"... true story! I thought he was joking until I got his DL and SS card for ID!

I went to high school with a girl named (I know I'm spelling this wrong) Gabriellashepleshette. She REFUSED to go by Gabriel or Gabby, apparently the name had religious signifance.

[BlackDog]

Winner.

http://www.southwestiowanews.com/articles/2009/09/20/around_the_region/doc4ab3871052edc118243838.txt

:r
:r :D :tu

[Cigary]

Penelope Poupstane


This one had me in stitches. Great thread here and just goes to show you that when you think your name might be just a bit strange, think what it could have been .

There was a guys name in S. Florida at a Publix Grocery Store whose first name was ABEER and his last name was Phoru. Some names are just funnier than others.

[yachties23]

Working in a pharmacy in phoenix area I have seen quite a few, but the two that stick out most is a young child named Soda Popp and a 21 year old woman named Kandi Kane and yes she was a stripper and that was her real name.

When you name your daughter Kandi, you are preparing her for that.


I went to grammar school with a kid named Justin Case.

[akumushi]

I met some D-bag at a party once who apparently had some kind of existential crisis in his twenties and legally changed his name to Just A Name.
:tf
As for tacky names that people were given at birth, my fiancee's friend just had a son and she named him Vanderlei Jedi Gonzalez.
:pu

[jjirons69]

Charleston, SC phonebook:

Updegraves - Douglas, Philip, and Celia (better know as Dug, Fill, and Seal Updegrave)

Also knew a Dr. Peter Bendt in highschool.

My nickname is Dr. Long Van Hugendong :banger

[kgoings]

Worked with a guy named Pong ping.

We worked in Networking, and we would always ask him 'does it ping, pong?' might not get that unless your in IT

[kgoings]

My first name is Tabb. I have only met one other guy named Tabb.
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I know a Tab, he says when people ask his name it usually goes like this

Whats your Name
Tab
*silence* like the drink?

http://www.thecoca-colacompany.com/presscenter/img/image120/lg_tab.jpg

[replicant_argent]

I don't dig foghornable names. I did have a Chip Wood as a customer for a while a decade or so back.

[icehog3]

A couple great businesses near me in my youth....A guy named A.B. Dick had a construction company named "A.B. Dick Erectors".

Two brothers, Bill and Phil Enis, had used car dealerships on the same stretch of road. Phil's sign said "P. Enis Used Cars".

Of course there is also Chicago politician Richard Phalen....Dick for short. ;)

[DPD6030]

Sonny Forest Fog, real name mom and dad were hippies and native americans

[BonVivant]

A Korean girl, named See Yoo Soon

[Lucky_Hippo]

Went to school with the Sweet girls. Their parents named them Always, Truly, and Very. We used to kid around that the next child would be named Nutra.

[macpappy]

I met a women quite a few years ago named Lisa Sins.

[ratpack]

Working in the ER we had just a few that I can remember.

Dr. Ben Matlock ( no ****. Never seen him with a hotdog though )

John Loveless

[adampc22]

i could tell u my middle name but i wont lol

[Col. Kurtz]

I met a women quite a few years ago named Lisa Sins.

I've been looking for a good Lisa Sins :r:r

[rizzle]

HAHA! I laughed out loud when I read that.

Me too. That's some funny chit right there.
:D

[ade06]

I have a cousin named "Beloved of God"...

[Mugen910]

Worked with a guy named Pong ping.

We worked in Networking, and we would always ask him 'does it ping, pong?' might not get that unless your in IT

:r

[nozero]

I work in the same building with a woman named Latrina...

[smokeyandthebandit05]

I went to school with a kid named Harry Johnson III

lol looks like the family name has been around for a while

[borndead1]

Used to work with a woman named Sharon Weed. Currently work with a woman with the last name Sackrider. :r


My friends and I crank called a guy named Harry Bush once.

[nozero]

Had to find it...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ima_Hogg

[mmblz]

There was a politician in NH named Richard Swett

Famous pianist named Dick Hyman

I met a girl named Max Passion

[nozero]

Had to find it...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ima_Hogg

Contrary to popular belief, Ima did not have a sister named Ura

[BeerAdvocate]

Years ago I worked as a Travel Agent and one of my main clients was a very rich Asian man named = King Kwong (not joking!)

[icehog3]

Had to find it...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ima_Hogg

Dayum! :r :r

[Smokin Gator]

At one of the schools where my mom was a principal - Pajamas (they pronounced it Paj a Mas

At the school were my office is there are two moms from the same family. Wait... the easiest way to do this is sort of a family tree

Grandma's name is Chili

She has four children:

Pepsi
Taco
Apple Jack
Coffee

Coffee has three children:
Bean
Sage
Cinnamon Tea

I know there are others in the family with names like that, but I can't think of them all...

[St. Lou Stu]

My 8th Grade Principal was Harry Busch.

[Smokin Gator]

My pediatrician was named Dr. Butcher.

[Doctorossi]

My pediatrician was named Dr. Butcher.

You've just reminded me- when I was a kid, my dentist was Dr. Molar.

[shark]

http://wackyiraqi.com/wtf/mike_litoris.jpg

[kenstogie]

In mid 2000's I was in a legal brief with a Major. Just happen to be the update on the "don't ask don't tell policy" who was the briefer? a JAG named .....
MAJOR FAGG.

True story.

[aich75013]

Contrary to popular belief, Ima did not have a sister named Ura

I hope the Texas History books were changed.
I remember learning he had 2 daughters in Texas History in Junior High.

[St. Lou Stu]

Not a person's name... but I was just going through the AAPEX exhibitor list and found these guys... Fuxin Rich Steel Ball Manufacture Co., Ltd. :r
They must make Chuck Norris'

Proof of existence even... http://www.fxrc.com/en/cp2-e.htm

[e-man67]

My friend (not really so much anymore) named his kid Ransom...no sheeot. :confused:

[Cigarbud]

Had a friend in school named Richard Balsen, however he used to love introducing himself as Dick Balsen just so he could see people's reactions.

[yachties23]

There are some really screwed up parents out there.

[GKitty]

At my afterschool job in HS, I worked with a girl named Sparkle. She had a brother named Emerald and a sister named Ruby.

I just filled out an information request at work for a man in Texas named Rusty Ford.

[s15driftking]

my name before i was adopted was Mickey

my best friend growing up was named "Tug" (stood for "thank.u.god") because of a complicated birth.

i also went to college with a kid named Zeke.

I also met a girl named Lucky one new years eve (no joke).

and of course, my wife, Nikoletta (she is greek)


Had a boss by the name of Dick Weed way back when I managed a Farrell's restaurant.


MCS

I went to highschool with a Kid named Jason Seamen... His dad name was Dick.

here's the website to prove the "home-town-truth-ness".. Wooster ohio baby!!!

[s15driftking]

and what about this kid....

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,468250,00.html

i also know a kid with the last name Mangina... pronounced "Man-G-nuh"... but you all know how we prnounced it!!!

[TheTraveler]

and what about this kid....

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,468250,00.html


Those parents are tools. Seriously. :td

I understand the concept of "it's just a name / word / whatever, and people should be understanding" and all that; however, a little dose of realism would have stood them in good stead. WTF. I know, I'll name my first kid "Nine Eleven Was Great" --- everyone will understand, right?

Tools. :td

[s15driftking]

for sure man, its completely out of line. i onyl posted it because its relative to the thread. i in no way condone it.

[cbsmokin]

Guy in highschool was Phuck Ngo and a girl in college was Summer Brooke. She was a 10!

[ratpack]

How about that one Senetor. Richard Santorum. I believe Santorum is the fluid produced by the "dark hole" during anal sex. That poor bastard is screwed.

[pnoon]

How about that one Senetor. Richard Santorum. I believe Santorum is the fluid produced by the "dark hole" during anal sex. That poor bastard is screwed.

It's made up.

From Wikipedia
"Santorum is a sexual neologism proposed by American humorist and sex-advice columnist Dan Savage in 2003 to "memorialize" then US Republican Senator Rick Santorum from Pennsylvania due to the controversy over his statements on homosexuality. Savage asked his readers to submit new definitions for the term; the winning definition was "that frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex."


Similar to Favre.

"He favred on where to go on vacation until no one gave a rat's a$$"

[safariguy]

i could tell u my middle name but i wont lol

I know what it is! But I guess he doesn't want you all to know so I won't tell. :D

There is a guy in my town (who owns a gas station) named Hardev Sarao, sounds like "heart of sorrow."

[Silound]

Let's see....I went to high school with a Shaqueeta (sha-kweet-ah), Charmika (shar-mee-ka), German (Herman), Alolu (O-luu), Soo Wong (So wrong), and a girl whose last name was Idoyuh (Pronounced Eee-doh-yu, looks like I do you).


Ahhh public schools...the breeding grounds of the unusual. Hell, my high school was the center of a HUGE national debate and media coverage in 1999/2000.

[Blueface]

I. P. Daly

[WyoBob]

I. P. Daly

Man, you're lucky. It seems I have to P. hourly:r Danged, old age:(

[Easy]

I spent a few years in the Army Reserve (413th Supply Co. in NY) Had a captain with the initials P.M.S, and the S-3 Captain Wood, (nicknamed "woody"). Must have been one hell of a guffaw when he was promoted to Major.

Tried not to violate OPSEC here.

[pmwz]

these come to my mind
last names:gaylord, bond
first name: anal (guy from eastern europe)

[TideRoll]

There was a mortgage lady in Birmingham, AL, a decade or so ago. I forget her maiden name, but her first two names, which she went by, was Mary Jane. Of course, she married a guy by the name of Weed.

[MrOneEyedBoh]

Guy in highschool was Phuck Ngo and a girl in college was Summer Brooke. She was a 10!

I second the Phuck, a guy at my work is named Phuck Nguyen..

[Veritas]

.....

[Titan410]

.....

Cool, but a full name like "Democratic Republic Jones" would be even better. :D

[RGD.]

From the opening credits of HBO's Entourage:

Mark Mylod


Ron

[Tikihut27]

Back in the day, my squad had a driver named Specialist Love. His first name was Harry. Nice guy. We drove M113 Armored Personnel Carriers and painted "Love Track" on the side of ours.

Last year in Afghanistan we had Staff Sergeant Cumm. He used to be in the Navy- Seaman Cumm. Oh, my. Another great guy. You have to have a sense of humor...

[jwfish81]

Once had a boss named Friday Knight

My wife went to school with a girl whose mom named her and her sister after their mom's favorite drinks: Shasta and Brandy

[RGD.]

Krystal Ball. She is running for congress in the state of Virginia.



Ron

[kzm007]

Went to school with the Sweet girls. Their parents named them Always, Truly, and Very. We used to kid around that the next child would be named Nutra.

:rolleyes: lmao, thanks for that.

[Barteur]

Was working with a guy named Idonho (i-do-know). First time I interact with him; One of the big boss was in town and came to meet us. Ask my name and I said, Im Eric nice to meet you, then he turns to the other guy and said whats yours the said Idonho (I don't know) after the third time the boss what the F**k are you saying you don't know. I exploded in laught and almost got fired.

Writting it and still laughting.

Frenchie

[kzm007]

Lol I love that.

[SoCalSmoker]

Botl named Long Hung lol

[mariogolbee]

A lady named Dixie Divine. True story. It was the damnedest name and she was a regular customer.

[itsme_timd]

FTW!

http://drhardick.com/seminars/index.php?page=about-dr-b-j-hardick

http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa247/tgdennis1971/Junk/Name.jpg

[kaisersozei]

This morning on the local morning news radio show, there was an interview with a woman about this (http://www.pauwau.com/) upcoming Native American festival in Powhatan. It was immediately followed by traffic & weather, reported by a guy named Redd Skinner.

I sh*t you not.

[theonlybear4CORT]

There is a guy @ my work Named my ho.

[shark]

I knew someone in high school named Marvin Head. No, he wasn't a geeky, skinny guy either, but a big stoner with a bad attitude, so nobody made fun of HIS name! LOL! He's probably in prison now.

[Sauer Grapes]

I had a student several years ago, if I can remember here is his name, Eekbyasyakinbiagalan. That was his first name, and asked that I just call him Bison, and I was fine with that.

I used to go to church with this guy,
http://www.healthgrades.com/directory_search/physician/profiles/dr-md-reports/Dr-Harry-Beaver-MD-FD3B8B34.cfm

I saw that and thought to myself... I sure hope he's an OBGYN... sure enough he is!

[acarr]

Yippen Yang

[Labman]

- Pepper Mentz (I'm assuming Pepper was a nickname)
- White Brown
- Mike Hunt (seriously)
- Clear Brooke (first and middle name)

[Dooge]

a rep for my old company Bud Weiser.

[foomanto]

went to boot camp with a Dugal McDugal. and a roommate of mine had a friend that had a couple of kids with names yellojello and orangejello.