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adampc22
09-20-2009, 05:01 AM
• You can GET cigars.
• You can safely have cigars while you are driving.
• You can make cigars last as long as you want them to.
• You can have cigars even in front of your mother.
• Two people of the same sex can have cigars without being called nasty names.
• The word "commitment" doesn't scare off cigars.
• You can have cigars on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
• You can ask a stranger for a cigar without getting your face slapped.
• With cigars there's no need to fake it.
• Cigars don't make you pregnant.
• You can have cigars at any time of the month.
• Good cigars are easy to find.
• You can have as many kinds of cigars as you can handle.
• When you have great cigars it doesn't keep your neighbours awake
• With cigars size doesn't matter. It's ALL good!

Resipsa
09-20-2009, 06:20 AM
If you think cigars are better than sex then u just aren't doing t right brother:banger

Jimbo14
09-20-2009, 06:48 AM
If you think cigars are better than sex then u just aren't doing t right brother:banger


lol or maybe your just not smoking the 'good stuff' Resipsa.

Nice thread Adam, very funny read.

adampc22
09-20-2009, 06:49 AM
lol or maybe your just not smoking the 'good stuff' Resipsa.

Nice thread Adam, very funny read.
lol thank you

goalie204
09-20-2009, 08:02 AM
lol Adam

dentonparrots
09-20-2009, 08:13 AM
Funee :)

Starscream
09-20-2009, 07:47 PM
If you think cigars are better than sex then u just aren't doing t right brother:banger

Or maybe he's married.;)

adampc22
09-21-2009, 02:15 AM
Or maybe he's married.;)

lol man i allmost was lol

DonniePaul
09-21-2009, 01:07 PM
Funny list man!

IBQTEE1
09-21-2009, 01:28 PM
I think you just haven't found the right woman. :r

GKitty
09-21-2009, 01:42 PM
Funny stuff, Adam!! :r

Good thing it is possible to have both.

A lil Kipling for those who haven't seen it: http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=18455

Mugen910
09-21-2009, 01:45 PM
If you think cigars are better than sex then u just aren't doing t right brother:banger

:tpd::r

Mugen910
09-21-2009, 01:47 PM
Or maybe he's married.;)

lol man i allmost was lol

Did he change his mind Adam? :r

MedicCook
09-21-2009, 02:06 PM
:r

dogface_313
09-21-2009, 02:13 PM
This Thread=Blasphemy