My new girlfriend has a cigar indian.

[shilala]

The last new one didn't work out. This one has a cigar indian.
So far it's been heaven.
Check it out.
http://home.comcast.net/~shilala/cigarindian.jpg

[T.G]

Yes, but does she herf?

[rrplasencia]

girl with a cigar indian :tu

[shilala]

Yes, but does she herf?
A gentleman doesn't tell. :tu

[rrplasencia]

A gentleman doesn't tell. :tu

so there's not gonna be a problem then :r

[gettysburgfreak]

Cigar indians are badass. A girl that has a cigar indian even more badass

[hotreds]

Sounds like the title of a song!

[T.G]

A gentleman doesn't tell. :tu

LOL.

No sexual implications meant by the question brother.

[icehog3]

Sure beats herpes, Scott! ;) :tu

[kelmac07]

Sure beats herpes, Scott! ;) :tu

:r:r:r Spit my drink out on that one Tom.

[dunng]

Nice! :tu

[Darrell]

I'd appreciate it if you would call him a Cigar Native American.

kthxbai. ;)

[DPD6030]

Great Indian Scott :tu but does she buy you cigars. ;)

[captain53]

I was wondering why you have been really quiet for the past week or so, must be the Indian~:)

[aich75013]

Does it light up or something?
I noticed the power supply behind it.

[timo]

The REAL question is, Does she KNOW it's a cigar Indian?

[bigloo]

Is this a wierd Jerry Macquire thing where JErry fell for the kid? You falling in love with the Cigar Indian and not the women? Does the cigar Indian complete you Scott?

[Smokin Gator]

I'm in lust!!!

[kenstogie]

Sure beats herpes, Scott! ;) :tu

I suppose you are right Tom. That's funny chit.

And a girl with a cigar store indian is def bad ass?

[dogface_313]

i love the comments on this thread. Forum Gold!

[GreekGodX]

Great Indian Scott :tu but does she buy you cigars. ;)

Real question, will she buy me cigars? :D

Just remember the cigar Indian isn't going to keep you warm in bed at night. He will be stealing your cigars as retribution :r

[floydpink]

but the question is; does she speak Indian?

[hotreds]

Waitaminute! Is that the guy that tried to help me with my computer the other evening?

[coastietech]

i love the comments on this thread. Forum Gold!

It's GOLD Jerry!! Gold!!

[longknocker]

Awesome, Scott!:banger

[shilala]

Does it light up or something?
I noticed the power supply behind it.
I don't think so. I really didn't look it over too much. I was a bit preoccupied.

The REAL question is, Does she KNOW it's a cigar Indian?
Yes, she does.
It's actually her second one. The first one was a giant ceramic one and one of the kids broke it. This guy is the replacement.
I was just on the phone with her and told her about the thread and asked if it was wood, cause it really looks authentic. She said she didn't know, but she didn't think so.
Regardless, it looks like the real deal. It's only about three feet tall. I'd say it's a midget cigar indian, but Darrell will probably go into convulsions. :D

Is this a wierd Jerry Macquire thing where JErry fell for the kid? You falling in love with the Cigar Indian and not the women? Does the cigar Indian complete you Scott?
It's funny you asked that, Lu. We were talking one day, and she asked about football, and I launched into a sports thing. She told me "You had me at football."
She loves our Steelers. :tu

Sure beats herpes, Scott! ;) :tu
You betcha. I'm relieved. I never had herpes before, but I can't imagine it's any worse than a Padilla Miami.

[shvictor]

So wheres the picture of the new girlfriend?

[cort]

Does the Indian have a sister?

[shilala]

So wheres the picture of the new girlfriend?
I didn't ask her if I'm allowed to post it yet.
I don't think she'll care though. I told her I posted the indian.
I texted her and she said "I suppose."
Meet Lisa. :)

http://home.comcast.net/~shilala/lisa.jpg

[shilala]

Does the Indian have a sister?
A whole pile of them. Four I think. One just had a baby today. She has a huge family. I'm working on getting them all down. I need a secretary.

[cort]

What does a good lookin gal like that want to do with your ugly @ss?;)

[itsme_timd]

The real question is will she cook Indian food for you while you herf with the guys and listen to Cigar Store Indians. If the answer is yes, go ahead and propose now. :D :D :D

[shilala]

What does a good lookin gal like that want to do with your ugly @ss?;)
My charming personality. Wtf did you think?

[cort]

My charming personality. Wtf did you think?

Thats exactly what I thought. I knew it was not the size of your.................humi.;)

Congrats Scott, try not to ramble on about your garden too much that is a total turn off.

[Doctorossi]

My charming personality. Wtf did you think?

Does she know about your paramilitary career and corresponding arsenal?

Maybe you should take that slowly... :r

[Mark]

You betcha. I'm relieved. I never had herpes before, but I can't imagine it's any worse than a Padilla Miami.

Great, Scott.

Now I need to go clean off my monitor :mad:

[Darrell]

I didn't ask her if I'm allowed to post it yet.
I don't think she'll care though. I told her I posted the indian.
I texted her and she said "I suppose."
Meet Lisa. :)

http://home.comcast.net/~shilala/lisa.jpg

I would not kick her out for eating crackers in bed. :D

Nice work, old bean. :tu

[shilala]

Does she know about your paramilitary career and corresponding arsenal?

Maybe you should take that slowly... :r
I don't even think I posted about the Ruger I bought last week, did I?
She's fine with it anyways. :)

[MedicCook]

Very nice Scott. If things don't work out, grab the Indian. :tu

[icehog3]

You betcha. I'm relieved. I never had herpes before, but I can't imagine it's any worse than a Padilla Miami.

Imagine herpes and a Padilla, Scott. ;)



She's beautiful, Scott....is it your charming personality that won her over, or your great big......
















....humidor. ;)

[BC-Axeman]

Can she wrestle? She looks strong.
I'm a little jealous. :D

[Doctorossi]

I don't even think I posted about the Ruger I bought last week, did I?

That's not the arsenal I was referring to. :D

[G G]

She's a cutie pie Scott.:tu

[14holestogie]

She's a cutie pie Scott.:tu

Quit making googly eyes at Scott's cigar indian! ;)

Both look way above your station, Scott. :)

[ahc4353]

Now I know how he got the GF. CLICK ME (http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?p=556327#post556327) :r

Seriously Scott, nice job. I wish the two of you the best.

[HK3-]

Dude, she smokin hot! Nice work old man! :tu

[shilala]

She's a cutie pie Scott.:tu
Absolutely gorgeous inside and out.
Brilliant, to boot. I've been waiting for her since we were kids.
I'm glad I lasted long enough to get a shot. :tu

[shilala]

Dude, she smokin hot! Nice work old man! :tu
I got your old man swingin, and your name is not Harold. :r

[G G]

Absolutely gorgeous inside and out.
Brilliant, to boot. I've been waiting for her since we were kids.
I'm glad I lasted long enough to get a shot. :tu
Very cool Scott, I am happy for yall man.:)

[kenstogie]

I suppose you are right Tom. That's funny chit.

And a girl with a cigar store indian is def bad ass?

Forgive my puntuation (and spilling!) I meant to put a exclamation point! Not a question mark!
My lady doesn't really smoke but she site with me when I do and it's great!

[Doctorossi]

You can always consider yourself lucky if you can say

"My new girlfriend has a cigar indian."

rather than

"My new girlfriend is a cigar indian."

[shilala]

You can always consider yourself lucky if you can say

"My new girlfriend has a cigar indian."

rather than

"My new girlfriend is a cigar indian."
One of my best girl friends is a cigar indian.
She's awesome. She calls me her ceegar deeler. She's all Seneca, and she makes me laugh to tears.
She'd make a good girlfriend, too. Someone's gonna be lucky. :tu

[Darrell]

Cigar Native American. :D

[shilala]

Cigar Native American. :D
;s
:D

[timo]

Thats exactly what I thought. I knew it was not the size of your.................humi.;)

Congrats Scott, try not to ramble on about your garden too much that is a total turn off.
Hmmmmm...How does he know about the size of your humi?:)

[shilala]

It's been over two months and I still have not screwed this relationship up.
I should get an award of some sort. Or a parade. Or at least a sticker for my helmet.

[CBI_2]

Quit making googly eyes at Scott's cigar indian! ;)

Both look way above your station, Scott. :)
Shouldn't that be he out kicked his coverage. :D

Congrats on both Scott. :tu

[shilala]

The cigar Indian has officially moved to the new breakfast nook or dayroom or whatever that room is called. I suppose it doesn't much matter what it's called, I like the bedroom and couch room. I don't go in there. It's just one of those rooms full of stuff that women like.
If I had any say, it'd make a nice place to park a Harley, and it'd make a damn fine walkin humidor. :tu