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Poronico
02-07-2012, 04:05 PM
http://cdn-0.muchosucko.com/production/asset/thumb/091/132/450x1000/puppylove.jpg

Poronico
02-07-2012, 04:19 PM
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/funny-facebook-fails-failbook-fun-with-salesmen.jpg

Ogre
02-07-2012, 04:28 PM
Being served at the S.H.I.T. HERF!!!

http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc9/ogre3239/Cigars/gitmochow.jpg

14holestogie
02-07-2012, 04:47 PM
Being served at the S.H.I.T. HERF!!!

http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc9/ogre3239/Cigars/gitmochow.jpg

I've seen movies where, once the rectum is inverted, it's no longer boneless. ;)

Poronico
02-07-2012, 04:55 PM
I've heard of milk through the nose... but I just shot burrito out of it and it hurts...
I've seen movies where, once the rectum is inverted, it's no longer boneless. ;)

MurphysLaw
02-07-2012, 04:56 PM
That would scare the chit out of me!



https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/428074_363991830279316_261501807194986_1479039_150 7705404_n.jpg

Maybe that was her ride to the game...

markem
02-07-2012, 06:26 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/398723_3260968962093_1203240024_33427859_477501508 _n.jpg

cmitch
02-07-2012, 10:42 PM
I'll have the wild turkey and coke

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/431680_3038310869723_1057762377_n.jpg
I hit a hawk in my Ford truck last year. It sounded like it tore up hell and half of Georgia.

Poronico
02-08-2012, 06:36 AM
http://cdn-0.muchosucko.com/production/asset/thumb/091/901/whatsgoinoninhere.gif

Blak Smyth
02-08-2012, 06:37 AM
http://cdn-0.muchosucko.com/production/asset/thumb/091/901/whatsgoinoninhere.gif

hahahah I love this!

Poronico
02-08-2012, 06:41 AM
BEST SHOW ON EARTH!!

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/epic-fail-fail-nation-children-and-family-fun-fail.jpg

Poronico
02-08-2012, 06:43 AM
http://www.funnyshit.ws/files/picture/09218109.jpg

CigarSquid
02-08-2012, 06:45 AM
http://www.funnyshit.ws/files/picture/09218109.jpg

OUCH!:sh:(

:<

Blak Smyth
02-08-2012, 06:48 AM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jWNhyMUpjSE/TM9BbnC6jaI/AAAAAAAAHks/cRQwRRzyZ9w/s1600/tumblr_lb4jawbW9W1qz9dz7o1_500.jpg

http://bluebuddies.com/Smurf_Picture_and_Files/00001224/Smurfs_Versus_Snorks.jpg

Boz
02-08-2012, 07:30 AM
http://cdn-0.muchosucko.com/production/asset/thumb/091/901/whatsgoinoninhere.gif

Holy crap thats funny :lr

Poronico
02-08-2012, 09:59 AM
http://demotivatingpictures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Demotivating-pictures-Motivational-Poster-demotivational-posters-83.jpg

Dave128
02-08-2012, 10:09 AM
http://demotivatingpictures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Demotivating-pictures-Motivational-Poster-demotivational-posters-83.jpg

:tu

Poronico
02-08-2012, 10:35 AM
http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/funny-friday-picdump-banned-hollywood-16.jpg

markem
02-08-2012, 01:43 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/409548_2598230954830_1226448644_32068695_459995027 _n.jpg

Partagaspete
02-08-2012, 05:21 PM
http://cdn-0.muchosucko.com/production/asset/thumb/091/901/whatsgoinoninhere.gif

Louie?

pnoon
02-08-2012, 05:45 PM
Louie?

Still looking for that 7 year old Madagascar vanilla. :D

BC-Axeman
02-08-2012, 09:13 PM
Still looking for that 7 year old Madagascar vanilla. :D
*sigh*

markem
02-08-2012, 09:45 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/424544_373397116023081_205344452828349_1380616_128 5752205_n.jpg

Powers
02-08-2012, 11:06 PM
http://i612.photobucket.com/albums/tt201/thegeneral320/402343_371545499541576_205344452828349_1376237_170 1428463_n.jpg

hotreds
02-09-2012, 08:14 AM
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/sk020812dAPR20120208034518.jpg

Blak Smyth
02-09-2012, 08:42 AM
http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7194/6846821389_ca23d11ba5_z.jpg

hotreds
02-09-2012, 08:50 AM
yupper!

CigarSquid
02-09-2012, 09:13 AM
http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7194/6846821389_ca23d11ba5_z.jpg

Nice one!

Blak Smyth
02-09-2012, 10:48 AM
http://whatamugbulldogs.com/sitebuilder/images/stogie3-465x377.jpg

Commander Quan
02-09-2012, 11:56 AM
http://listsoplenty.com/pix/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/resistance-is-futile.jpg

marge796
02-09-2012, 12:35 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/409548_2598230954830_1226448644_32068695_459995027 _n.jpg

Yup!

Commander Quan
02-09-2012, 02:12 PM
http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s720x720/397205_2929556050967_1622963168_2591171_85881720_n .jpg

Blak Smyth
02-09-2012, 02:31 PM
http://myfoodlooksfunny.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/funny-food-photos-time-to-make-room-for-leftovers.jpg

http://chzjustcapshunz.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/funny-captions-no-time-to-explain-get-in-the-llama.jpg

dave
02-09-2012, 02:34 PM
http://myfoodlooksfunny.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/funny-food-photos-time-to-make-room-for-leftovers.jpg

Was trying like hell to figure out what was funny about this....then I finally noticed that the hot dogs are undercooked....HA!!

Blak Smyth
02-09-2012, 02:43 PM
Was trying like hell to figure out what was funny about this....then I finally noticed that the hot dogs are undercooked....HA!!

Actually the pasta salad was the only thing that I couldn't understand.

Poronico
02-09-2012, 02:46 PM
That's Mac n Cheese sucka!
Actually the pasta salad was the only thing that I couldn't understand.

ChicagoWhiteSox
02-09-2012, 02:46 PM
http://politicaldemotivation.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/pelosi_dumbass.jpg

ChicagoWhiteSox
02-09-2012, 02:53 PM
http://deathby1000papercuts.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Weiners-and-Franks.jpg

Steve
02-09-2012, 05:05 PM
http://whatamugbulldogs.com/sitebuilder/images/stogie3-465x377.jpg

Do NOT let my boxer see this. I have enough trouble keeping my sicks away from him!

spectrrr
02-09-2012, 05:07 PM
That's Mac n Cheese sucka!

no, thats SAUSAGE Mac n Cheese! :dr

Steve
02-09-2012, 05:07 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/409548_2598230954830_1226448644_32068695_459995027 _n.jpg

Most definitely!

markem
02-09-2012, 09:27 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/420066_374303085932484_205344452828349_1383622_105 7707407_n.jpg

Powers
02-09-2012, 10:07 PM
http://i612.photobucket.com/albums/tt201/thegeneral320/418894_379004322115483_100000177561962_1727691_139 0880783_n.jpg

sevans105
02-09-2012, 10:18 PM
http://i612.photobucket.com/albums/tt201/thegeneral320/418894_379004322115483_100000177561962_1727691_139 0880783_n.jpg

Took me a sec. Prepare for hyperspace Chewie!

fencefixer
02-10-2012, 02:35 AM
http://i.imgur.com/Gxt1D.jpg

spectrrr
02-10-2012, 03:01 AM
http://i.imgur.com/TBFEA.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/rWZ8O.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/Pr1lk.png


http://i.imgur.com/FL7zM.jpg



http://i.imgur.com/SxcGk.jpg
too true... that kinda stuff will haunt me till i solve it...

spectrrr
02-10-2012, 03:22 AM
bike lane
http://i.imgur.com/QY7lq.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/3hj9Il.png


http://i.imgur.com/Ju7W4.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/Aswmv.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/b5nxc.jpg

Parshooter
02-10-2012, 05:37 AM
Friday funny

Blak Smyth
02-10-2012, 05:44 AM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/420066_374303085932484_205344452828349_1383622_105 7707407_n.jpg

That is awesome!

Wanger
02-10-2012, 07:11 AM
http://i612.photobucket.com/albums/tt201/thegeneral320/418894_379004322115483_100000177561962_1727691_139 0880783_n.jpg

Love it!!!

BC-Axeman
02-10-2012, 07:14 AM
http://i.imgur.com/Pr1lk.png

This is hilarious, given that a Communism is 5 Hitlers!

sevans105
02-10-2012, 07:31 AM
So, then The Great Helmsman, Mao, is somewhere between 8 and 11 Hitlers. Gotta Communism credit. They really knew how to kill people. Mostly their own, but who's counting?

fencefixer
02-10-2012, 07:32 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl1ujzRidmU

markem
02-10-2012, 08:27 AM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/421814_375120135836358_100000151232806_1668372_125 8575373_n.jpg

Mattso3000
02-10-2012, 09:01 AM
http://i.imgur.com/b5nxc.jpg

Love this.

Poronico
02-10-2012, 09:01 AM
Not a Picture... but I still giggled for some reason...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggg3C87UVCY

markem
02-10-2012, 09:09 AM
http://i.imgur.com/b5nxc.jpg

Indeed. Left out the "\n" carriage return/line feed at the end of the quoted string. I'd mark it down too.

Mattso3000
02-10-2012, 09:11 AM
Indeed. Left out the "\n" carriage return/line feed at the end of the quoted string. I'd mark it down too.

:lr:lr

fencefixer
02-10-2012, 09:17 AM
Indeed. Left out the "\n" carriage return/line feed at the end of the quoted string. I'd mark it down too.
Carriage Return: CR \r 0x0D decimal 13
Line Feed: LF \n 0x0a decimal 10

:sl:)

markem
02-10-2012, 10:48 AM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/426623_374749255887867_205344452828349_1385012_303 234244_n.jpg

markem
02-10-2012, 10:54 AM
Carriage Return: CR \r 0x0D decimal 13
Line Feed: LF \n 0x0a decimal 10

:sl:)

"The sequence \n in the string is C notation for the newline character, which when printed advances the terminal to the left margin of the next line." (Kernighan and Ritchie, "The C Programming Language" 1978, p. 7.

As someone who used to write terminal device drivers, I can assure you that advancing to the left margin of the next line encompasses (conceptually if not in fact) a line feed (vertical offset) and carriage return (horizontal offset).

Don't try to outgeek the computer science professor on this particular score. ASCII value != C implementation (which can vary based on device driver and OS).

:tu

Sauer Grapes
02-10-2012, 10:59 AM
Love this.

Indeed. Left out the "\n" carriage return/line feed at the end of the quoted string. I'd mark it down too.

Carriage Return: CR \r 0x0D decimal 13
Line Feed: LF \n 0x0a decimal 10

:sl:)

"The sequence \n in the string is C notation for the newline character, which when printed advances the terminal to the left margin of the next line." (Kernighan and Ritchie, "The C Programming Language" 1978, p. 7.

As someone who used to write terminal device drivers, I can assure you that advancing to the left margin of the next line encompasses (conceptually if not in fact) a line feed (vertical offset) and carriage return (horizontal offset).

Don't try to outgeek the computer science professor on this particular score. ASCII value != C implementation (which can vary based on device driver and OS).

:tu

Suddenly the picture doesn't seem funny anymore. :sh

fencefixer
02-10-2012, 11:02 AM
"The sequence \n in the string is C notation for the newline character, which when printed advances the terminal to the left margin of the next line." (Kernighan and Ritchie, "The C Programming Language" 1978, p. 7.

As someone who used to write terminal device drivers, I can assure you that advancing to the left margin of the next line encompasses (conceptually if not in fact) a line feed (vertical offset) and carriage return (horizontal offset).

Don't try to outgeek the computer science professor on this particular score. ASCII value != C implementation (which can vary based on device driver and OS).

:tu

Hahaha, not trying to outsmart, just giving you a hard time <3
Glad there's some felllow coders on here!

markem
02-10-2012, 11:05 AM
Hahaha, not trying to outsmart, just giving you a hard time <3
Glad there's some felllow coders on here!

Of course, I was just doing the curmudgeon old guy thing. But I did also want to point out that '\n' has a different meaning in C. Sorry if I came off grumpy instead of curmudgeonly.

fencefixer
02-10-2012, 11:11 AM
Of course, I was just doing the curmudgeon old guy thing. But I did also want to point out that '\n' has a different meaning in C. Sorry if I came off grumpy instead of curmudgeonly.

http://www.geocities.ws/happyfreakshow/curmudgeon.jpg

markem
02-10-2012, 11:14 AM
http://www.geocities.ws/happyfreakshow/curmudgeon.jpg

of man, that's me to a tee! :tu :lr

Blak Smyth
02-10-2012, 11:17 AM
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.ch/thumb/3/38/Spiderman_whats_going_on_in_this_thread.jpg/408px-Spiderman_whats_going_on_in_this_thread.jpg

Poronico
02-10-2012, 11:22 AM
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.ch/thumb/3/38/Spiderman_whats_going_on_in_this_thread.jpg/408px-Spiderman_whats_going_on_in_this_thread.jpg

The Gorilla one was better LOL
http://cdn-0.muchosucko.com/production/asset/thumb/091/901/whatsgoinoninhere.gif

Blak Smyth
02-10-2012, 11:24 AM
The Gorilla one was better LOL
http://cdn-0.muchosucko.com/production/asset/thumb/091/901/whatsgoinoninhere.gif

Yah not much is gonna top that gorilla one!

Blak Smyth
02-10-2012, 11:29 AM
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTvb8GlvDDdr87B4wPhU2dU4Z32g2Rm2 DR3YBZNM7lms5fTcaw

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTMBqJhmWV8St0goKMw_5RhRbxvUW6Bk F448oVsR1CaZbSNrQBy

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTZwzJoKuzJOfMy-tTzP91JNtZgbFXW5vBHI3UYgSPG6JwQwcIp

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTQMNDllgwS10sHFPi4nzsuBOHGU6FXC OmoAd-Puru6QXRwigRbSA

Blak Smyth
02-10-2012, 11:37 AM
http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/funny-gifs-this-is-creepy.gif

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp07qw9hNs1qe0eclo1_r20_500.gif

http://img.izismile.com/img/img4/20111025/1000/daily_gifdump_42_03.gif

http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p238/aduerson/eye_hamster.gif

http://comedyforanimators.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/beard-slap.gif

Blak Smyth
02-10-2012, 11:45 AM
http://lolsnaps.com/upload_pic/5339.gif

http://i1.ujarani.pl/3/1/1YX1CX.gif

http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm191/TBDave/Ctgkv.gif

Newbie_nick
02-10-2012, 03:00 PM
http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s720x720/397205_2929556050967_1622963168_2591171_85881720_n .jpg

See...roses are a good gift for men! :banger

markem
02-10-2012, 05:26 PM
Not so much funny as awesome!

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/420654_336429673064425_163773790330015_1003857_858 086379_n.jpg

weak_link
02-10-2012, 05:39 PM
Not so much funny as awesome!

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/420654_336429673064425_163773790330015_1003857_858 086379_n.jpg

Good thing Moto GP doesn't go to Sears Point/Infinion as we're not allowed to ride in the rain there, nor would I really want to now that I'm thinking about it.

In other news, friends don't let friends put bad vinyl stickers on trucks. Backwards.
http://i.imgur.com/HAe38.jpg

sevans105
02-11-2012, 03:02 AM
http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/429507_3224885182477_1276927241_3277118_1874105833 _n.jpg

Frikkin nazi girl scouts. I want my damn Samoas!

fencefixer
02-11-2012, 06:30 AM
http://i.imgur.com/ieMVe.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/CkGQT.gif

fencefixer
02-11-2012, 06:55 AM
http://i.imgur.com/Kmfih.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/AUl1u.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/qL1Qf.jpg
http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/funny-facebook-fails-get-to-homework.png

fencefixer
02-11-2012, 06:56 AM
http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s320x320/420176_295115467211075_100001378713952_772158_1466 833313_n.jpg

weak_link
02-11-2012, 08:15 AM
http://i.imgur.com/CkGQT.gif

I work with the guy doing to google surfing. I am totally the rage comic. At least three times a week that is my life because the guy refuses to actually learn anything.

markem
02-11-2012, 02:16 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/420492_239943716089971_135617236522620_540821_2744 91773_n.jpg

fencefixer
02-11-2012, 03:14 PM
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/389096/dont_be_racist.jpg

theearth2
02-11-2012, 05:45 PM
http://i.imgur.com/oSdnX.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/9huqc.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/78U2f.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/lXsks.jpg

markem
02-11-2012, 06:02 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/423917_375933529102773_205344452828349_1387157_157 3197895_n.jpg

Steve
02-11-2012, 08:08 PM
Amen Mark!

spectrrr
02-11-2012, 10:07 PM
I work with the guy doing to google surfing. I am totally the rage comic. At least three times a week that is my life because the guy refuses to actually learn anything.

+1 amen...
Most people have learned that I drive... or I don't watch/participate. They think I'm a control freak... they just don't realize how painful it is to watch :tg

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/389096/dont_be_racist.jpg

:r :r

Remo
02-11-2012, 11:14 PM
11310

emopunker2004
02-11-2012, 11:15 PM
:r

cjhalbrooks
02-12-2012, 09:00 AM
lol

fencefixer
02-12-2012, 11:26 AM
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090917113308AA3zeJ4

pnoon
02-12-2012, 11:37 AM
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090917113308AA3zeJ4
I don't see a picture in your post. ;)

hotreds
02-12-2012, 11:40 AM
I don't see a picture in your post. ;)

Thank God!

SvilleKid
02-12-2012, 11:42 AM
I don't see a picture in your post. ;)

Give him a couple of minutes. He'll whistle one up for you! Sorry. Couldn't help myself:r

Remo
02-12-2012, 11:43 AM
Great avatar Kid!!!

hotreds
02-12-2012, 11:46 AM
Great avatar Kid!!!

What's that saying from the movie? "Careful or you'll poke your eye out?"

Remo
02-12-2012, 11:47 AM
What's that saying from the movie? "Careful or you'll poke your eye out?"

Can only hope!! :r

markem
02-12-2012, 09:45 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/422903_376495599046566_205344452828349_1389081_164 5588386_n.jpg

emopunker2004
02-12-2012, 09:59 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/422903_376495599046566_205344452828349_1389081_164 5588386_n.jpg

:r

fencefixer
02-12-2012, 10:07 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-VLVd8DNFGbI/ThBTMW8yHKI/AAAAAAAAAVk/95j4Fu7nUWs/s1600/funny.jpg

Powers
02-12-2012, 10:29 PM
http://i612.photobucket.com/albums/tt201/thegeneral320/399874_10150556001303271_101311068270_8874670_9019 90202_n.jpg

emopunker2004
02-12-2012, 10:39 PM
http://i612.photobucket.com/albums/tt201/thegeneral320/399874_10150556001303271_101311068270_8874670_9019 90202_n.jpg

65*? dood it was 28* here today!

sevans105
02-12-2012, 10:49 PM
65*? dood it was 28* here today!

Oh wow! So warm! My kids would ask to get the hose on the trampoline in that kind of weather. So jealous.

emopunker2004
02-12-2012, 10:50 PM
Oh wow! So warm! My kids would ask to get the hose on the trampoline in that kind of weather. So jealous.

Come hang out here in summer....

icehog3
02-12-2012, 10:52 PM
Pics thread, we got plenty for banter, Boys! :lr

Oops,. I better post one.

http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa73/icehog3/pnoon-1.jpg

SDmate
02-12-2012, 10:56 PM
http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i133/wayner1234/Cigar%20Chop%20Contest/icehog3_richard_simmons.jpg

pnoon
02-12-2012, 10:57 PM
And here we go.
:lr :lr :lr

pnoon
02-12-2012, 10:58 PM
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i209/pnoon/Photoshop%20Fun%20Private/Will_Animated.gif

SDmate
02-12-2012, 10:59 PM
http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i133/wayner1234/Cigar%20Chop%20Contest/icehog3_vanilla_ice.jpg

SDmate
02-12-2012, 11:00 PM
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d166/AaronsPB/cigars/pnoon-drag.jpg

icehog3
02-12-2012, 11:00 PM
And here we go.
:lr :lr :lr

I had it comin'! :lr :lr

pnoon
02-12-2012, 11:01 PM
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i209/pnoon/Photoshop%20Fun%20Private/Picture1-1.jpg

pnoon
02-12-2012, 11:02 PM
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i209/pnoon/Photoshop%20Fun%20Private/pickleman7qg.gif

pnoon
02-12-2012, 11:04 PM
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i209/pnoon/Photoshop%20Fun%20Private/icebigalowmy1.jpg

SDmate
02-12-2012, 11:08 PM
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g118/clubstogie/111.gif

pnoon
02-12-2012, 11:16 PM
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i209/pnoon/Photoshop%20Fun%20Private/2.gif

emopunker2004
02-13-2012, 12:43 AM
http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/15200000/Bazinga-the-big-bang-theory-15271599-556-507.jpg

Blak Smyth
02-13-2012, 04:57 AM
http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i133/wayner1234/Cigar%20Chop%20Contest/icehog3_richard_simmons.jpg

This thread is on fire right now, I love this picture. I didn't even notice it was Tom at first:r

LasciviousXXX
02-13-2012, 07:23 AM
http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o278/LasciviousXXX/toe2.jpg

LasciviousXXX
02-13-2012, 07:25 AM
http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o278/LasciviousXXX/toe4.jpg

Blak Smyth
02-13-2012, 07:26 AM
http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o278/LasciviousXXX/toe4.jpg

:r:r:r

fencefixer
02-13-2012, 07:55 AM
http://imgfvb.funvblog.com/funny-picture-nasa-letter.jpg

Blak Smyth
02-13-2012, 08:03 AM
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRCqH_06BCt1cl3Fb7BNzE7MVNyJyWxj kY8hyNo3qZ3c2EhULiLO6neWimjQA

Remo
02-13-2012, 08:05 AM
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRCqH_06BCt1cl3Fb7BNzE7MVNyJyWxj kY8hyNo3qZ3c2EhULiLO6neWimjQA

I wish!!! :xxx

markem
02-13-2012, 08:55 AM
http://i418.photobucket.com/albums/pp268/vstrommark/Photoshop/mmblz_Tron.jpg

markem
02-13-2012, 08:56 AM
http://i418.photobucket.com/albums/pp268/vstrommark/Photoshop/icehog3_tigger.jpg

markem
02-13-2012, 08:57 AM
http://i418.photobucket.com/albums/pp268/vstrommark/Photoshop/baywatch_toe.jpg

markem
02-13-2012, 08:57 AM
http://i418.photobucket.com/albums/pp268/vstrommark/Photoshop/11of11_face_it-1.jpg

markem
02-13-2012, 08:58 AM
http://i418.photobucket.com/albums/pp268/vstrommark/Photoshop/8of11_Reno911.jpg

sevans105
02-13-2012, 09:04 AM
http://i418.photobucket.com/albums/pp268/vstrommark/Photoshop/mmblz_Tron.jpg

The real Tron guy lives here in my little town in Southern Minnesota. Weirdo wears it all the time.

chippewastud79
02-13-2012, 10:12 AM
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzbjgtReXO1qanb21o1_500.jpg

Blak Smyth
02-13-2012, 10:34 AM
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS09mPY9hE1sVLf14ytxDHE0lX2-SWfbmItK1-yah3y-NmDF_k1Rg

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTrIKzGidt9r7W604Ufrq8F0yHPPIBOB RrZCdrZjVTU1-99Ns43

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSHOVbogMD8wzXoFbNr5OBlDDPyRNBwa l6QuytJn2rHV6FpwOSjJg

Blak Smyth
02-13-2012, 10:45 AM
http://static.fjcdn.com/large/pictures/25/c1/25c1f6_1220773.jpg

357
02-13-2012, 11:42 AM
http://i.imgur.com/ieMVe.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/CkGQT.gif

I'm that guy everytime I look over someone's shoulder to help them. It actually hurts to watch. Users at work always click in the password field, type their password, after reading the sticky note stuck to the bottom of their keyboard, then click OK rather than just hitting ENTER.

marge796
02-13-2012, 01:32 PM
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzbjgtReXO1qanb21o1_500.jpg


Now this is top notch!!!


:r :noon :r


Chris.....

fencefixer
02-13-2012, 05:01 PM
http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx16mfKYpZ1qa4ff3o1_1280.png?AWSAccessKeyId =AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1329263908&Signature=hYysqsgIy%2FKIN46WRwINOtsN5j0%3D
http://www.megaleecher.net/uploads/admins-pwn-you.jpg
http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/funny-facebook-princopal-pwn1.png

Jasonw560
02-13-2012, 07:35 PM
http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g453/Jasonw560/Herophone.jpg

MurphysLaw
02-13-2012, 08:30 PM
http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g453/Jasonw560/Herophone.jpg

:lr

spectrrr
02-13-2012, 08:51 PM
:lr :r

Boz
02-13-2012, 10:24 PM
http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g453/Jasonw560/Herophone.jpg

:lr

fencefixer
02-13-2012, 11:00 PM
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/fail-owned-payment-sign-fail.jpg

emopunker2004
02-13-2012, 11:05 PM
http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g453/Jasonw560/Herophone.jpg

:lr :lr

pnoon
02-13-2012, 11:06 PM
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i209/pnoon/Photoshop%20Fun%20Private/tomafter.jpg

pnoon
02-13-2012, 11:11 PM
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i209/pnoon/Photoshop%20Fun%20Private/tom.jpg

pnoon
02-13-2012, 11:13 PM
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i209/pnoon/Photoshop%20Fun%20Private/pnoonhasmp5.jpg

emopunker2004
02-13-2012, 11:16 PM
:r

Zeuceone
02-14-2012, 12:05 AM
wow :r

fencefixer
02-14-2012, 01:49 AM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ujzul4njSHU/TzQZbLNFWlI/AAAAAAAAAsk/UuNuTki-UCY/s1600/Pleasemom.jpg

Blak Smyth
02-14-2012, 05:13 AM
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i209/pnoon/Photoshop%20Fun%20Private/tom.jpg

WTF?!?

fencefixer
02-14-2012, 07:39 AM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-v3u53DQ5OjU/TyqDQoCn44I/AAAAAAAAAIU/jpb6_dTpPvo/s1600/seatbelt.jpg

cjhalbrooks
02-14-2012, 07:43 AM
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i209/pnoon/Photoshop%20Fun%20Private/tom.jpg

really that is alittle too far

Powers
02-14-2012, 07:53 AM
http://i612.photobucket.com/albums/tt201/thegeneral320/430508_10150561495917424_286683382423_9234043_1524 23775_n.jpg

Dave128
02-14-2012, 08:14 AM
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i209/pnoon/Photoshop%20Fun%20Private/tom.jpg

What has been seen cannot be unseen.....

Powers
02-14-2012, 09:32 AM
http://i612.photobucket.com/albums/tt201/thegeneral320/403189_383738648306805_100000120186594_1605399_768 239980_n.jpg

markem
02-14-2012, 09:54 AM
http://i612.photobucket.com/albums/tt201/thegeneral320/403189_383738648306805_100000120186594_1605399_768 239980_n.jpg

speak for yourself, bucky.

Blak Smyth
02-14-2012, 09:54 AM
http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7063/6876288491_d41d95e74f.jpg

MurphysLaw
02-14-2012, 09:58 AM
http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7063/6876288491_d41d95e74f.jpg

:lr :lr :lr :lr

MurphysLaw
02-14-2012, 10:03 AM
Reasons why men prefer guns over women

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/letterman-two.jpg

spectrrr
02-14-2012, 01:11 PM
:r :r

Powers
02-14-2012, 05:54 PM
http://i612.photobucket.com/albums/tt201/thegeneral320/404360_10101898372029051_2009427_85508287_18400633 7_n.jpg

chippewastud79
02-14-2012, 06:12 PM
http://www.nerdnirvana.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/single-girls-single-guys.jpg

hotreds
02-14-2012, 06:31 PM
http://www.mdtl.us/assets/images/now_that_s_funny.gif

sevans105
02-14-2012, 06:37 PM
http://i894.photobucket.com/albums/ac146/sevans105/facebook_1841763413jpg.jpg

sevans105
02-14-2012, 06:39 PM
http://i894.photobucket.com/albums/ac146/sevans105/facebook_263007860jpg.jpg

cjhalbrooks
02-14-2012, 07:29 PM
..

hotreds
02-14-2012, 08:41 PM
Follow

Poronico
02-15-2012, 12:04 AM
I hate to reference a terrible movie, but we hit the hospital for our first ultrasound session today... I was impressed when I learned my baby was able to bend all elements!

http://i569.photobucket.com/albums/ss131/Diepeveen/BabyBender.jpg

Poronico
02-15-2012, 12:06 AM
http://i569.photobucket.com/albums/ss131/Diepeveen/themenstruating.jpg

emopunker2004
02-15-2012, 12:16 AM
http://i569.photobucket.com/albums/ss131/Diepeveen/themenstruating.jpg

:pu :r

fencefixer
02-15-2012, 05:09 AM
http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/166947_384567108229688_138653122821089_1374029_119 9153870_n.jpg

fencefixer
02-15-2012, 05:27 AM
http://img4.memecenter.com/uploaded/Oh-Whitney-Houston-died_ea582bf4154e22c800249bc9978adaaa.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/6Ygyz.jpgl
http://t.qkme.me/362fm7.jpg
http://img4.memecenter.com/uploaded/RIP-Whitney-Houston_de1edb22b2dfd2ff9b9cb29ba6400a4a.jpg

emopunker2004
02-15-2012, 05:37 AM
http://img4.memecenter.com/uploaded/Oh-Whitney-Houston-died_ea582bf4154e22c800249bc9978adaaa.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/6Ygyz.jpgl
http://t.qkme.me/362fm7.jpg
http://img4.memecenter.com/uploaded/RIP-Whitney-Houston_de1edb22b2dfd2ff9b9cb29ba6400a4a.jpg

:r

Blak Smyth
02-15-2012, 06:41 AM
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSnkZDpUpelITBWU2v6ErvCm89IOyory 6GdqFkyIctgX85YBlPi

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/04/15/dino%20tattoo.jpg

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRm9rSHn3g1wwRRe3akEUsBpBmhxevce at6ahQ-_5jjCmRC90ohjA

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSZvyQkGUaBwHNqVD6uPU8ofeJWY6eHW AnJ-0Gn7miiX2LhOB400A

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRccE79ZdLONfT9U2uZudfiuzVfZmGfp FhM5didBmMJgzkPkVYm

fencefixer
02-15-2012, 06:48 AM
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/fail-owned-dangerous-church.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_woU5s2fwbZo/Sc3IWv0DqiI/AAAAAAAA-5U/UhIWw_k3TCg/s1600-h/177805_unemployment_1.jpg

Blak Smyth
02-15-2012, 06:52 AM
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSosqNiEtm-MUlNatv8oVJ_kY7FZgpo-sHX4WKOoLNPVptxNJQfug

Blak Smyth
02-15-2012, 06:56 AM
http://pics.myspew.com/var/albums/geek/ha%20lol%20too%20funny.jpg?m=1301361639

http://training.fitness.com/attachments/open-talk/2729d1213433559-just-too-funny-mouse-f.jpg

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQcHieChuRrEc4RWzEfNjTf9XNAx6rNv gtTAeNtqjOjAGawpc4MGw

http://images.travelpod.com/users/manda2010/1.1281819504.too-funny.jpg

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQhVmJ_OdzqB8x-nRdXxWXYvdoye61aRrXrEIPg_b0eBlntxiZ5

Blak Smyth
02-15-2012, 06:59 AM
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTBO46DFXNqUWlkxYQH4FotzyoIY-4p7CPNn8HgeXyV6RpKSf-u3w

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS50fG4UrguRUUAeNHW2q04-qlS55T6lNnV8q_Vsz1SdKCCCi12

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lybtqjkWUz1qzvkmjo1_500.jpg

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRF7vqU0O43yJZG5NCtPfMh_GPl3smfM iZRFEL6FxUBeY8-6vgo

Lear31MX
02-15-2012, 10:53 AM
http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/picture.php?albumid=882&pictureid=6778

emopunker2004
02-15-2012, 11:09 AM
http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7053/6882003489_3e0c3b276e.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/thestemens16/6882003489/)
Whitney (http://www.flickr.com/photos/thestemens16/6882003489/) by thestemens16 (http://www.flickr.com/people/thestemens16/), on Flickr

Steve
02-15-2012, 11:51 AM
Ouch! No wonder Mickey squeaks when he talks!

http://oldchurchbbq.com/sharedpictures/Misc2/Kick.jpg

BlkDrew
02-15-2012, 12:03 PM
http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7053/6882003489_3e0c3b276e.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/thestemens16/6882003489/)
Whitney (http://www.flickr.com/photos/thestemens16/6882003489/) by thestemens16 (http://www.flickr.com/people/thestemens16/), on Flickr

so wrong, but soooo funny :lr

Jasonw560
02-15-2012, 03:19 PM
http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g453/Jasonw560/chuck.jpg

spectrrr
02-15-2012, 03:33 PM
HILARIOUS... Too bad chuck noris was born in 1940...

emopunker2004
02-15-2012, 04:55 PM
http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g453/Jasonw560/chuck.jpg

That was posted like 4 posts ago :r

Poronico
02-15-2012, 07:05 PM
http://sinnyboy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Hitchhiker-300x232.jpg

pnoon
02-15-2012, 07:33 PM
really that is alittle too far

Actually, Tom looks like he's enjoying himself.
:=:

markem
02-15-2012, 07:41 PM
Sometimes, your dog's markings are a reflection upon the owner

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/427404_3180338622956_1100379705_33265253_943106664 _n.jpg

markem
02-15-2012, 09:18 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/429538_379799162049543_205344452828349_1397107_450 377662_n.jpg

Poronico
02-15-2012, 10:36 PM
http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/418198_10150687264911617_238779731616_11380275_447 016881_n.jpg

Poronico
02-15-2012, 10:38 PM
http://cdn-0.muchosucko.com/production/asset/thumb/092/483/450x1000/cprinstructions.jpg

Poronico
02-15-2012, 10:40 PM
http://cdn-0.muchosucko.com/production/asset/thumb/092/282/450x1000/justchoppingonions.jpg

Poronico
02-15-2012, 10:51 PM
http://cdn-0.muchosucko.com/production/asset/thumb/092/402/kittensgif.gif

Poronico
02-15-2012, 10:55 PM
http://cdn-0.muchosucko.com/production/asset/thumb/092/054/450x1000/coolsocket.jpg

Poronico
02-15-2012, 11:08 PM
http://cdn-0.muchosucko.com/production/asset/thumb/092/363/450x1000/randomstranger.jpg

weak_link
02-16-2012, 09:27 AM
http://i.imgur.com/klbzt.gif

Steve
02-16-2012, 09:55 AM
http://oldchurchbbq.com/sharedpictures/Misc2/DontDie.jpg

fencefixer
02-16-2012, 11:15 AM
http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/424598_397604853588239_131672873514773_1874918_101 8386898_n.jpg
http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/396955_196982820397955_109972169099021_370678_8151 47071_n.jpg
http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/303719_2220545468040_1079780183_2474539_1528437669 _n.jpg
http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/253179_1912269121324_1079780183_2123896_988005_n.j pg

Blak Smyth
02-16-2012, 11:36 AM
http://cdn-0.muchosucko.com/production/asset/thumb/092/402/kittensgif.gif

That is soo great!!!

Poronico
02-16-2012, 11:38 AM
http://oldchurchbbq.com/sharedpictures/Misc2/DontDie.jpg

This was good :noon

spectrrr
02-16-2012, 11:46 AM
http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/424598_397604853588239_131672873514773_1874918_101 8386898_n.jpg

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/303719_2220545468040_1079780183_2474539_1528437669 _n.jpg



:r :r :r hahahahahahahaha (and I like dubstep)

Poronico
02-16-2012, 09:24 PM
http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s320x320/403279_172667086180367_159690914144651_269745_1263 620146_n.jpg

Poronico
02-16-2012, 09:27 PM
http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/423351_171272579653151_1405275284_n.jpg

Poronico
02-16-2012, 09:28 PM
http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/s320x320/426887_170885676358508_159690914144651_264955_2115 020474_n.jpg

Poronico
02-16-2012, 09:28 PM
http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/s320x320/396414_170705556376520_159690914144651_264627_2105 758626_n.jpg

Poronico
02-16-2012, 09:31 PM
http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/s320x320/430940_169391943174548_159690914144651_261620_5691 9535_n.jpg

Bill86
02-16-2012, 09:37 PM
http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/s320x320/430940_169391943174548_159690914144651_261620_5691 9535_n.jpg

:r

Awesome cake idea!

Poronico
02-16-2012, 09:39 PM
http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/428112_164894046957671_159690914144651_248207_8326 75847_n.jpg

Poronico
02-16-2012, 09:45 PM
http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/416831_160476807399395_159690914144651_237949_7781 72009_n.jpg

Blak Smyth
02-17-2012, 06:43 AM
http://factoidz.com/images/user/Clint-Eastwood%20(1).jpg

Asshole:
http://2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/54/27/17d815bb70dfafce00306c4fc2537d3e.jpg

Blak Smyth
02-17-2012, 07:05 AM
While on Google I found this:
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRdnbKlKez3l2K8qbWtXxLTdWhnlFdTN iMKGgs1jZG4SlX38yjp

http://pophangover.com/images/ugly-tattoo-29.jpg

These are funny, unless they are yours:
http://pophangover.com/images/ugly-tattoo-5.jpg

http://pophangover.com/images/ugly-tattoo-23.jpg

Jasonw560
02-17-2012, 09:23 AM
http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g453/Jasonw560/422334_231393356954241_100002507361.jpg

Wanger
02-17-2012, 09:33 AM
http://pophangover.com/images/ugly-tattoo-23.jpg

Drawn by a first grader?

kenstogie
02-17-2012, 09:42 AM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzjj7rKbZn1rpiubeo1_500.jpg

kenstogie
02-17-2012, 09:52 AM
http://i.imgur.com/qF595.jpg

Powers
02-17-2012, 09:53 AM
http://i.imgur.com/qF595.jpg

:r :r

chippewastud79
02-17-2012, 01:31 PM
http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/small/0912/insanity-wood-insanity-wood-crazy-looking-face-dont-touch-it-demotivational-poster-1261613123.jpg

CigarSquid
02-17-2012, 01:37 PM
http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/small/0912/insanity-wood-insanity-wood-crazy-looking-face-dont-touch-it-demotivational-poster-1261613123.jpg

:lv:confused:

chippewastud79
02-17-2012, 01:41 PM
:lv:confused:

Ironically, the picture came up when I was searching 'Pitbull posters'. :hm

Powers
02-17-2012, 05:54 PM
Feel free to print this off, Steve :r

http://i612.photobucket.com/albums/tt201/thegeneral320/423424_10150671865631111_652721110_11726382_755794 947_n.jpg

cjhalbrooks
02-17-2012, 06:00 PM
Feel free to print this off, Steve :r

http://i612.photobucket.com/albums/tt201/thegeneral320/423424_10150671865631111_652721110_11726382_755794 947_n.jpg

My daughter is only 3 and this is now printed and hanging on her door just waiting for the first guy to come over.

fencefixer
02-17-2012, 06:09 PM
Ghetto Marge Simpson

http://poorlydressed.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/fashion-fail-its-all-good-in-the-hood.jpg

cjhalbrooks
02-17-2012, 06:14 PM
Ghetto Marge Simpson

http://poorlydressed.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/fashion-fail-its-all-good-in-the-hood.jpg

i saw those nails and got this image. Hot love making is going on then the clawed marge digs those nails in..... OUCH! I would think twice about being on top with her

Jasonw560
02-17-2012, 06:21 PM
http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g453/Jasonw560/419471_338960896144058_214080715298.jpg

Steve
02-17-2012, 06:55 PM
Feel free to print this off, Steve :r

http://i612.photobucket.com/albums/tt201/thegeneral320/423424_10150671865631111_652721110_11726382_755794 947_n.jpg

Thanks Michael!

I already have this printed off and hanging on the wall:

================================================== ==

TEN SIMPLE RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER…

Rule One: If you pull into the driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off my daughter's body, I will remove them.

Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose a compromise. You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, if fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take an electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

Rule Four: I’m sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate. When it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at this house, and the only word I need to hear from you on this subject is "early."

Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process than can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my truck?

Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter:

*Places there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool.

1. Places there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight.

2. Places where there is darkness, dancing, holding hands, or happiness.

3. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat.

4. Movies with strong romantic or sexual themes are to be avoided. Movies that feature parents with chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Retirement homes are better.

Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I may appear to be pot-bellied, wrinkled up, middle-aged, dim-witted, has-been, but on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless GOD of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. I have a Kimber Ultra CDP II .45ACP, a shovel, and twenty-five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me, Scooter.

Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight, speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.

markem
02-17-2012, 07:53 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/423496_323778910997679_140811055961133_880118_5537 19842_n.jpg

hotreds
02-17-2012, 07:56 PM
I hate it when she walks in on me!:r:r:r

jluck
02-17-2012, 08:22 PM
i saw those nails and got this image. Hot love making is going on then the clawed marge digs those nails in..... OUCH! I would think twice about being on top with her

That is the last thing that came to my mind!:pu

emopunker2004
02-17-2012, 11:27 PM
That is the last thing that came to my mind!:pu

True story

fencefixer
02-18-2012, 12:15 PM
http://i.imgur.com/YoVhR.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Pxwv3.png

fencefixer
02-18-2012, 03:15 PM
http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/424902_2555899350750_1651962967_31866217_107112371 _n.jpg

SNKBYT
02-18-2012, 04:39 PM
Feel free to print this off, Steve :r

http://i612.photobucket.com/albums/tt201/thegeneral320/423424_10150671865631111_652721110_11726382_755794 947_n.jpg

have used this form in the past, that and cleaning my guns when the boy would arrive to pick up my daughter:D

Poronico
02-20-2012, 06:08 AM
http://hundredsofhilariouspics.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/aintworthit.jpg

markem
02-20-2012, 08:58 AM
http://media-cdn.pinterest.com/upload/182888434837693564_INDXjMou_f.jpg

markem
02-20-2012, 09:00 AM
http://media-cdn.pinterest.com/upload/182888434837687873_irXefgGU_f.jpg

markem
02-20-2012, 09:03 AM
http://media-cdn.pinterest.com/upload/182888434837680833_JG1YtanX_f.jpg

Steve
02-20-2012, 09:09 AM
http://media-cdn.pinterest.com/upload/182888434837680833_JG1YtanX_f.jpg

So true...:D

Blak Smyth
02-20-2012, 09:11 AM
Actaully I was eating a salad just the other day and out of no where this limo pulled up and rolled down the window...

fencefixer
02-20-2012, 01:19 PM
...

Blak Smyth
02-20-2012, 01:29 PM
http://cdn.randomfunnypicture.com/wp2/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/handzoff-gum.jpg

http://cdnimg.visualizeus.com/thumbs/f4/25/lol,humor,urban,funny-f4250285596e299028b3dd9e1a6f581c_h.jpg

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTKebGK1sPjIVj_E8PD71dODb24GLIgT LqEI59SbPEI3vo6uluYgYwbD88SlQ

cjhalbrooks
02-20-2012, 01:30 PM
http://cdn.randomfunnypicture.com/wp2/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/handzoff-gum.jpg

I am so sorry you need this

Blak Smyth
02-20-2012, 01:43 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ljmEfxwi8Sg/TXlUhp-v5hI/AAAAAAAAFM8/K7KwDinSfWM/s1600/Will-work-for-food.jpg

fencefixer
02-20-2012, 01:48 PM
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/demotivational-posters-seems-legit9.jpg

Blak Smyth
02-20-2012, 01:53 PM
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQXn9ohPXTGJKCfeO87VUhO0ZhJblzyj Paowc2PzYo6eU1WH5_yminNXtXidA

http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/n/7/monica_cigar.jpg

Parshooter
02-21-2012, 10:13 AM
Tuesday funny

sevans105
02-21-2012, 10:42 AM
Tuesday funny

May be misplaced, but she does seem to have a positive self image.

fencefixer
02-21-2012, 10:50 AM
http://i.imgur.com/s0JoT.png

forgop
02-21-2012, 11:35 AM
Drawn by a first grader?

Drawn by someone still with more artistic ability than me. :r

fencefixer
02-21-2012, 12:30 PM
http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s720x720/420042_280525772018943_135529993185189_711868_1683 486523_n.jpg

CigarSquid
02-21-2012, 01:05 PM
http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s720x720/420042_280525772018943_135529993185189_711868_1683 486523_n.jpg

For some reason, This really made me LOL. I like it. :tu:td

marge796
02-21-2012, 05:05 PM
Tuesday funny

Sad!

pnoon
02-21-2012, 05:15 PM
For some reason, This really made me LOL. I like it. :tu:td

Never found rape to be funny.
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