Scottw
09-11-2009, 01:26 PM
a guy walks in to a deliatessen, sits down and is handed a menu by a very attractive young waitress. The menu reads:
Tuna sandwich...$3.50, Corned beef sandwich...$4.50, and handjob ...$5.00
He asked his waitress " are you the one that gives the handjob?" She smiled a big smile and said "yes".
"Then go wash your goddam hands I want a tuna sandwich"
Tuna sandwich...$3.50, Corned beef sandwich...$4.50, and handjob ...$5.00
He asked his waitress " are you the one that gives the handjob?" She smiled a big smile and said "yes".
"Then go wash your goddam hands I want a tuna sandwich"