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Steve
08-12-2009, 10:22 AM
USA Today:
WE'RE DEAD

The Wall Street Journal:
DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS

Microsoft Systems Journal:
APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE

Sports Illustrated:
GAME OVER

Wired:
THE LAST NEW THING

Rolling Stone:
THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR

Readers Digest:
'BYE

Discover Magazine:
HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?

TV Guide:
DEATH AND DAMNATION: NIELSON RATINGS SOAR!

Lady's Home Journal:
LOSE 10 LBS BY JUDGMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW "ARMAGEDDON" DIET!

Inc. magazine:
TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE

dubnick
08-12-2009, 10:24 AM
:rl

Doctorossi
08-12-2009, 10:36 AM
National Geographic:
SPELUNKING THE NEW SUBSTRATES

Playboy:
BEING KARDASHIAN (what did you expect?)

Yachting magazine:
PIRACY PRIMER

The Poet
08-12-2009, 02:19 PM
Cosmopolitan:
HOW TO SATISFY A CORPSE

TheTraveler
08-12-2009, 02:39 PM
CNN.com:
WHITE HOUSE PROMISES WAR IN IRAQ & AFGHANISTAN WILL SOON END

Quick Poll at a cigar forum:
So what will your last smoke be? What will you drink with it?

:)

markem
08-12-2009, 07:09 PM
CNN.com:
WHITE HOUSE PROMISES WAR IN IRAQ & AFGHANISTAN WILL SOON END

Quick Poll at a cigar forum:
So what will your last smoke be? What will you drink with it?

:)

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wrench turner 85
08-12-2009, 07:27 PM
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Starscream
08-12-2009, 09:29 PM
Quick Poll at a cigar forum:
So what will your last smoke be? What will you drink with it?

:)
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On that other site (TM):
Freebies galore! Check back next week.

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