Steve
07-21-2009, 02:49 PM
* Your computer's ready-mode was a black screen with a single cursor, and there
was no such thing as Windows; there was just "DOS."
* Your phone choices and bills were much easier because AT&T was a good
old-fashioned monopoly.
* There was this amazing new video game called "Pong" and you thought it had the
most advanced graphics imaginable.
* The first true laptop computer was a Radio Shack TRS-80. If you were hip, you
referred to it affectionately as a TRASH-80.
* Sean Connery was Pierce Brosnan.
* The astonishing mobility was a cordless phone you could take around the house;
it got better reception than the one you can now take all over the country.
* Mail was something you wrote on a piece of paper and put into a stamped
envelope. And you didn't get 110 unsolicited pieces of it every morning
promising great riches or body enhancements.
* There was a guy on "60 Minutes" named Mike Wallace who was so old you figured
he'd retire at the latest by 1990.
* No normal person had speakers on a computer.
* The diners at the next restaurant table were smoking cigarettes and you barely
noticed.
* A 1-gig hard drive seemed as big as a warehouse.
* The only thing you knew about Robin Williams was he played a weird alien named
"Mork" on television.
* An 8-track tape the size of a paperback book was an advanced concept in
compact music recording.
* And jokes were always told in person!
was no such thing as Windows; there was just "DOS."
* Your phone choices and bills were much easier because AT&T was a good
old-fashioned monopoly.
* There was this amazing new video game called "Pong" and you thought it had the
most advanced graphics imaginable.
* The first true laptop computer was a Radio Shack TRS-80. If you were hip, you
referred to it affectionately as a TRASH-80.
* Sean Connery was Pierce Brosnan.
* The astonishing mobility was a cordless phone you could take around the house;
it got better reception than the one you can now take all over the country.
* Mail was something you wrote on a piece of paper and put into a stamped
envelope. And you didn't get 110 unsolicited pieces of it every morning
promising great riches or body enhancements.
* There was a guy on "60 Minutes" named Mike Wallace who was so old you figured
he'd retire at the latest by 1990.
* No normal person had speakers on a computer.
* The diners at the next restaurant table were smoking cigarettes and you barely
noticed.
* A 1-gig hard drive seemed as big as a warehouse.
* The only thing you knew about Robin Williams was he played a weird alien named
"Mork" on television.
* An 8-track tape the size of a paperback book was an advanced concept in
compact music recording.
* And jokes were always told in person!