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shilala
06-19-2009, 02:39 PM
I picked them out, bought the curtain rods, and even put them up.
Once you've crossed that line, there's no going back.

jjirons69
06-19-2009, 02:47 PM
You'll be darning socks next.

alley00p
06-19-2009, 03:19 PM
OMG!!! :eek:

I certainly don't want to hear the word "wallpaper" coming out of your mouth, Scott!!!

:r :r



:dance:

G G
06-19-2009, 03:19 PM
Huh?

St. Lou Stu
06-19-2009, 03:19 PM
dude

massphatness
06-19-2009, 03:19 PM
He used to make beads, now he makes potpourri-scented sachets.

cricky101
06-19-2009, 03:43 PM
Were they camo curtains?

MedicCook
06-19-2009, 03:46 PM
Whats next? Decorative stenciling on the walls?

shilala
06-19-2009, 04:02 PM
Whats next? Decorative stenciling on the walls?
Even worse, I'm afraid.
I bought square plates, invented coathanger hanger things, and decorated my kitchen walls. I bought bowls and "sitting around" stuff, too. :(

bonjing
06-19-2009, 04:08 PM
pics? :D

shilala
06-19-2009, 04:09 PM
pics? :D
There's pics of me posted here somewhere.
Are you trying to ask me out?
I see you're from California...

MedicCook
06-19-2009, 04:10 PM
Even worse, I'm afraid.
I bought square plates, invented coathanger hanger things, and decorated my kitchen walls. I bought bowls and "sitting around" stuff, too. :(

You need to see a doctor ASAP!! :r

bonjing
06-19-2009, 04:11 PM
There's pics of me posted here somewhere.
Are you trying to ask me out?
I see you're from California...


:r yes i'm from cali, but i'm not the one picking out curtains :fu

shilala
06-19-2009, 04:14 PM
You need to see a doctor ASAP!! :r
This is no sh1t...
I saw my doctor a couple weeks ago. I must have seemed weepy, because she quadrupled my testosterone shots.
I went from 1 mg once a month to 2mg twice a month.
Maybe she heard about the curtains???

Now I'm eating 20mg of valium a day so I don't kill anyone.
I sure hope I can find a real doctor before someone dies.

bonjing
06-19-2009, 04:20 PM
Now I'm eating 20mg of valium a day so I don't kill anyone.
I sure hope I can find a real doctor before someone dies.


uh oh :lv

TanithT
06-19-2009, 04:22 PM
I &^%$#@ hate curtain and home accessory shopping. After I waste my time and money putting that stuff up, I forget what it looks like because it just doesn't register visually any more. So why bother in the first place? If it's reasonably presentable, hygenic and functional, it will do.

I recently moved out of an apartment I spent five years living in. The first night I moved in, the neighbor's light was so goddamn bright I taped black plastic garbage bags together to make "curtains" in the bedroom to block it. They worked fine. I forgot they were there and never thought about them again. Problem solved.

Fast forward five years to moving day. Oops, I guess I better pull down and throw away these damn garbage bags.....

shilala
06-19-2009, 04:37 PM
I &^%$#@ hate curtain and home accessory shopping. After I waste my time and money putting that stuff up, I forget what it looks like because it just doesn't register visually any more. So why bother in the first place? If it's reasonably presentable, hygenic and functional, it will do.

I recently moved out of an apartment I spent five years living in. The first night I moved in, the neighbor's light was so goddamn bright I taped black plastic garbage bags together to make "curtains" in the bedroom to block it. They worked fine. I forgot they were there and never thought about them again. Problem solved.

Fast forward five years to moving day. Oops, I guess I better pull down and throw away these damn garbage bags.....

Will you marry me?

G G
06-19-2009, 04:49 PM
Cool the first ever CA marriage proposal.

Whee
06-19-2009, 05:12 PM
Even worse, I'm afraid.
I bought square plates, invented coathanger hanger things, and decorated my kitchen walls. I bought bowls and "sitting around" stuff, too. :(

Please tell us you don;t like show tunes!:r

shilala
06-19-2009, 05:14 PM
Please tell us you don;t like show tunes!:r
That's my only savior at this point.

TanithT
06-19-2009, 05:20 PM
Will you marry me?

Well, I don't know. Send me some pictures. Of your humidors, I mean. :r

CBI_2
06-19-2009, 05:28 PM
Come back, Scott! Come back to the light!

CBI_2
06-19-2009, 05:34 PM
He used to make beads, now he makes potpourri-scented sachets.
And just how in the @#&* do you know what potpourri-scented sachets are?

What are they btw? :D

WildBlueSooner
06-19-2009, 05:47 PM
Scott I would be careful what you admit. If you want I will bomb you!...some of these:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51JCT812RZL._AA280_PIbundle-3,TopRight,0,0_AA280_SH20_.jpg

They are shaped kind of like cigars, but dont try to smoke them :r

CBI_2
06-19-2009, 06:11 PM
Scott I would be careful what you admit. If you want I will bomb you!...some of these:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51JCT812RZL._AA280_PIbundle-3,TopRight,0,0_AA280_SH20_.jpg

They are shaped kind of like cigars, but dont try to smoke them :r
:r:r Now that thar's funny. I don't care who ya are.

jjirons69
06-19-2009, 07:56 PM
This is no sh1t...
I saw my doctor a couple weeks ago. I must have seemed weepy, because she quadrupled my testosterone shots.
I went from 1 mg once a month to 2mg twice a month.
Maybe she heard about the curtains???

Now I'm eating 20mg of valium a day so I don't kill anyone.
I sure hope I can find a real doctor before someone dies.

I know some that knows someone...

http://www.fortliberty.org/wp-content/uploads/jack-kevorkian.jpg

lightning9191
06-19-2009, 08:51 PM
He used to make beads, now he makes potpourri-scented sachets.

Is there a GB thread for those?:r

SmokeyJoe
06-19-2009, 11:05 PM
Are you having to fight the urge to arrange some flowers?

Are you a huge Judy Garland fan?

Are you camping out to be the first in line for "Bruno" tickets?


:D

tobii3
06-19-2009, 11:53 PM
Curtains??

Thank G-d I didn't have to look for them...they came with everything else!

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y198/tobii3/myroom.jpg

BlackDog
06-19-2009, 11:58 PM
http://cityrag.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/jessica_simpson_twin.jpg

shilala
06-20-2009, 10:59 AM
Are you having to fight the urge to arrange some flowers?

No, but I planted lots. :confused:

lightning9191
06-20-2009, 11:15 AM
http://cityrag.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/jessica_simpson_twin.jpg

I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

CBI_2
06-20-2009, 05:51 PM
http://cityrag.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/jessica_simpson_twin.jpg
aaaaaaaahhhhhh!!! My eyes! My eyes!

Don Fernando
06-20-2009, 05:57 PM
Cool the first ever CA marriage proposal.

No, Garbanz beat Scott to it at the Fayetteville herf.

shilala
06-20-2009, 05:58 PM
Well, I don't know. Send me some pictures. Of your humidors, I mean. :r
You got a boat?

Don Fernando
06-20-2009, 06:06 PM
http://cityrag.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/jessica_simpson_twin.jpg

dude, that looks like a bald young Aldrin

http://i712.photobucket.com/albums/ww129/herfingusa/Miami/IMG_2905-1.jpg