Fit to be tied

[St. Lou Stu]

One day, a husband came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie.
"Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."
So he tied her up and went fishing.

[Mugen910]

saw that coming....:r

[groogs]

:r I like it.

[shilala]

Hooker walks up to a guy and says "I will do anything you want. $200 bucks."
He hands her the two bills and says "Paint my house".

[trader1974]

Ba da boom, Ba da bing! Good one!:r:r

[G G]

Ba da boom, Ba da bing! Good one!:r:r
:tpd:

[markem]

A blond was looking for work in a rich suburb and after knocking on many doors, she finally got a job. The owner of one house gave her a bucket of paint and a brush “Go and paint my porch”. After a few hours the blond comes back to collect his wage. She thanks the man and informs him “By the way, you have a Ferrari, not a Porsche.”