IKEA to buy GM

[markem]

IKEA has announced that they plan to buy GM in an all cash move. In order to return GM to profitability as soon as possible, IKEA plans to use the same tried and true techniques that have made them a leader in home furnishings.

IKEA recently unveiled the first of their designs for the new GM

http://www.bluegum.com/OddsEnds/Temp12/ikea-gm.jpg

The instructions are, as expected, one page. Slot, tab, zoom!

[adampc22]

what is that cars name the ungablengazeg ? and do u get free hot dogs ?

[blooz4u]

It always ends up that way... get the damn thing put together, and wonder
"Why the hell do I have so many parts left over" ??

[M1903A1]

It always ends up that way... get the damn thing put together, and wonder
"Why the hell do I have so many parts left over" ??

If it works anyway, it's called a product improvement!

[OLS]

This is ACTUALLY a picture of the time the Biloxi Police Dept pulled me over
and accused me of having drugs in the car. When none were found, they told
me to have a nice day. It took me 3 hours to put my car back into condition
to drive away. They told me that they had no responsibility for putting back
together what they had torn apart. This is why I love cops to this day.

[WildBlueSooner]

This is ACTUALLY a picture of the time the Biloxi Police Dept pulled me over
and accused me of having drugs in the car. When none were found, they told
me to have a nice day. It took me 3 hours to put my car back into condition
to drive away. They told me that they had no responsibility for putting back
together what they had torn apart. This is why I love cops to this day.

Damn that really sucks! Andrew should do that to somebody

[mithrilG60]

IKEA has announced that they plan to buy GM in an all cash move. In order to return GM to profitability as soon as possible, IKEA plans to use the same tried and true techniques that have made them a leader in home furnishings.

IKEA recently unveiled the first of their designs for the new GM

http://www.bluegum.com/OddsEnds/Temp12/ikea-gm.jpg

The instructions are, as expected, one page. Slot, tab, zoom!

Are they buying VAG too then? That was a promo picture that VW for the A2 generation (1986 - 1992) Golf ad campaign....... ;)

[markem]

Are they buying VAG too then? That was a promo picture that VW for the A2 generation (1986 - 1992) Golf ad campaign....... ;)

IKEA issued a second press release reminding the general public that none of their designs are new or unique, which is part of the IKEA mystique.

[mithrilG60]

lol

[trader1974]

Too funny!::r

[karmaz00]

good one

[shilala]

This is ACTUALLY a picture of the time the Biloxi Police Dept pulled me over
and accused me of having drugs in the car. When none were found, they told
me to have a nice day. It took me 3 hours to put my car back into condition
to drive away. They told me that they had no responsibility for putting back
together what they had torn apart. This is why I love cops to this day.
Find out where they live and pee on their flowers.
That's what I do. :wo

[Da Klugs]

Find out where they live and pee on their flowers.
That's what I do. :wo

Well who wouldn't? :)

http://msnbcmedia4.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/070111/070111_giant_flower_02.hmedium.jpg

[Tenor CS]

Are they buying VAG too then?

Buying vag is illegal in my state.