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I have been bashing ACID cigars for a month now, as the troops (young ones) seem to like them and I don't get it. Well I was reading a Gorilla Finger post and in trying to find out what the F was going on, I searched and discovered that this was a Lars Tetens product. And DING, a light went off above my head, and I remembered finally, apparently having blocked it to save my sanity, that there was once this "cigar maker" named lars who made all these nasty cigars. But knowing the apples didn't fall far, I somehow associated ACIDs with Lars and lumped them all together and REVILE the ACIDS. But it is LARS crap I really hated. Never had either, and to be honest, they both smell like a pretty scary ride, but the same they ain't.
My apologies.
icehog3
06-19-2009, 08:43 AM
I forgive you.
SmokinApe
06-19-2009, 08:44 AM
Who is Madeline Kahn ?
icehog3
06-19-2009, 08:48 AM
Who is Madeline Kahn ?
http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa73/icehog3/kahn.jpg
RHNewfie
06-19-2009, 08:49 AM
Wasn't her father full of wrath?
icehog3
06-19-2009, 08:51 AM
Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!
kelmac07
06-19-2009, 08:52 AM
LOL!!! Either once...Lars Teten or Acid = YUCK!!!
icehog3
06-19-2009, 08:54 AM
I'd like to apologize for that picture of Madeline Kahn, and to any discomfort it might have brought to Ricardo Montalban.
rizzle
06-19-2009, 09:07 AM
It's like a kinder, gentler, OLS is amongst us.
:D
troutbreath
06-19-2009, 09:40 AM
Love Madeline Kahn. Of the 3 things mentioned on this thread -- Acid cigars, Gorilla Fingers, and Madeline Kahn -- she is definitely my favorite. Not sure what I would do if she had real gorilla fingers and was smoking an Acid, though.
NCRadioMan
06-19-2009, 09:46 AM
It's like a kinder, gentler, OLS is amongst us.
:D
Don't blink! :D
Don't worry, Bradley. They are both much alike. :pu
Madeline Kahn as Lily von Schtupp in Blazing Saddles. She tells the Shewwif to 'sit down, west your buwwets'. Here she is offering Cleavon Little a Schnittzen Grubben. To which he replies "Whoa baby...Fifteen is my limit on Schnittzen-Grubben."
St. Lou Stu
06-19-2009, 09:53 AM
Madeline Kahn as Lily von Schtupp in Blazing Saddles. She tells the Shewwif to 'sit down, west your buwwets'. Here she is offering Cleavon Little a Schnittzen Grubben. To which he replies "Whoa baby...Fifteen is my limit on Schnittzen-Grubben."
Is there a head on that Schnittzen Grubben?
s0leful0ne
06-19-2009, 10:03 AM
wasn't Lars Tetens Johnathan Drew's mentor?
Noodles
06-19-2009, 10:18 AM
Are you apologizing for bashing the wrong product or for a product you have no experience with?
Ashcan Bill
06-19-2009, 10:52 AM
I have been bashing ACID cigars for a month now, as the troops (young ones) seem to like them and I don't get it. Well I was reading a Gorilla Finger post and in trying to find out what the F was going on, I searched and discovered that this was a Lars Tetens product. And DING, a light went off above my head, and I remembered finally, apparently having blocked it to save my sanity, that there was once this "cigar maker" named lars who made all these nasty cigars. But knowing the apples didn't fall far, I somehow associated ACIDs with Lars and lumped them all together and REVILE the ACIDS. But it is LARS crap I really hated. Never had either, and to be honest, they both smell like a pretty scary ride, but the same they ain't.
My apologies.
So, in summary, Gorilla Fingers still suck, but Acid not so much?
Timothy Leary is proud!
:ss
Mugen910
06-19-2009, 11:05 AM
wasn't Lars Tetens Johnathan Drew's mentor?
:confused::r
kaisersozei
06-19-2009, 11:09 AM
Timothy Leary is dead.
TanithT
06-19-2009, 11:22 AM
As a punishment, you actually have to smoke an Acid and let us know how you liked it. :D
Starscream
06-19-2009, 11:34 AM
khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!
2974
Don Fernando
06-19-2009, 12:05 PM
wasn't Lars Tetens Johnathan Drew's mentor?
Yes
icehog3
06-19-2009, 01:22 PM
Madeline Kahn as Lily von Schtupp in Blazing Saddles. She tells the Shewwif to 'sit down, west your buwwets'. Here she is offering Cleavon Little a Schnittzen Grubben. To which he replies "Whoa baby...Fifteen is my limit on Schnittzen-Grubben."
"Baby.....I am NOT from Havana!" :D
2974
:r :tu
icehog3
06-19-2009, 01:23 PM
I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact and was in no way fair comment and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.
s15driftking
06-19-2009, 01:26 PM
I lub you.
fixed :fu
icehog3
06-19-2009, 01:35 PM
fixed :fu
:confused:
alley00p
06-19-2009, 01:43 PM
As a punishment, you actually have to smoke an Acid and let us know how you liked it. :D
:tpd:
Get yourself a nice Acid Blondie.... All the kids love 'em!!!! :ss
:r
:dance:
taltos
06-19-2009, 09:02 PM
What is reality?:D
pnoon
06-19-2009, 09:05 PM
What is reality?:D
Isn't is past your bedtime?
"But I don't LIKE Spam!"
MajorCaptSilly
06-19-2009, 09:11 PM
Remember that TV show about infused cigars? It was in the 70's. I think it was called Chico and the Man.
P.S. I just got aa gig playing lead guitar in a Jim Croce tribute band.
MCS
shemp
06-20-2009, 01:07 AM
Timothy Leary is dead.
so is Ricardo Montalban...and Clevon Little...but not madeline kahn
Ahbroody
06-20-2009, 02:30 AM
This thread makes my head hurt
MajorCaptSilly
06-20-2009, 06:26 AM
so is Ricardo Montalban...and Clevon Little...but not madeline kahn
Shemp!
I haven't seen a post from you in ages! How you been? Ms Kahn passed away a few years ago.
MCS
Jimbo14
06-20-2009, 08:30 AM
I want to try one of these gorilla fingers and see if they are really that bad.... Shame they dont sell them here
Ashcan Bill
06-20-2009, 08:37 AM
I want to try one of these gorilla fingers and see if they are really that bad.... Shame they dont sell them here
I think they're banned in this country as a toxic substance.
M1903A1
06-20-2009, 08:51 AM
so is Ricardo Montalban...and Clevon Little...but not madeline kahn
Alas, sadly, she is. Died of breast cancer within the last ten or so years.
glassjapan
06-20-2009, 08:58 AM
I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact and was in no way fair comment and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.
"We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been
sacked."
"Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti..."
kelmac07
06-20-2009, 09:15 AM
I think they're banned in this country as a toxic substance.
If they're not...they should be!!
Waynegro1
06-20-2009, 09:20 AM
Alas, sadly, she is. Died of breast cancer within the last ten or so years.
I think it was Ovarian cancer. It was a sad day. They don't make them like her anymore.
galaga
06-20-2009, 10:12 AM
I have been bashing ACID cigars for a month now, as the troops (young ones) seem to like them and I don't get it. Well I was reading a Gorilla Finger post and in trying to find out what the F was going on, I searched and discovered that this was a Lars Tetens product. And DING, a light went off above my head, and I remembered finally, apparently having blocked it to save my sanity, that there was once this "cigar maker" named lars who made all these nasty cigars. But knowing the apples didn't fall far, I somehow associated ACIDs with Lars and lumped them all together and REVILE the ACIDS. But it is LARS crap I really hated. Never had either, and to be honest, they both smell like a pretty scary ride, but the same they ain't.
My apologies.
You might want to apologize for apologizing, if you are apologizing for bashing Acid cigars' tastes and not apologizing for making rash assumptions without the proper experience with the product. We don't want to get anyone's taste buds killed. I once heard smoking an Acid (correctly) described as "..sucking on the unwashed contents of a cheap French stripper's undergarment drawer.." And I say correctly, because I have even tasted one in an otherwise misspent evening during a puff pass. It was a waste of good bourbon removing that perfume from my mouth. And no offense to anyone who likes them, other than to say that all of us have things in our past that we no longer do that we ascribe to the exuberance of youth.
and, no, we were not doing a comparative pass......
shemp
07-22-2009, 11:25 PM
Shemp!
I haven't seen a post from you in ages! How you been? Ms Kahn passed away a few years ago.
MCS
been out of the game for a while but am back on both feet now, thanks for asking!
SmokeyNL
07-22-2009, 11:56 PM
I want to try one of these gorilla fingers and see if they are really that bad.... Shame they dont sell them here
I managed to give all gorillafingers away, but if I had some left they would definately be yours Jimbo.
I think James (AsetOne) has some left, I sent him 4 or 5 last year, there is no way he would smoke them all (I doubt he even tried one)
He is in australia, you could try and contact him and ask if he can spare one.
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