Cliche Thread

[N2Advnture]

If it ain't broke, don't fix it

[ahc4353]

It's rain'in harder than a cow piss'in on a flat rock.

[Whee]

I'm as happy as a tornado in a trailer park.

[kelmac07]

A penny saved is a penny earned!!

[PeteSB75]

It's hotter than two mice screwin in a wool sock.

[markem]

It's always in the last place you look

[s15driftking]

can't make a dollar out of 99 cents

[markem]

That and two dollars will get you a cup of coffee

[s15driftking]

im out like a boner in gymshorts

[stevefrench]

Life is what you make it.

[blooz4u]

This is harder than chinese arithmetic!

[D_A]

Life is too short for dog rockets.

[BC-Axeman]

Be careful what you wish for,
you just may get it.

[LasciviousXXX]

I'm in there like swim-wear :tu

[ahc4353]

Smoke what you like.

[massphatness]

Bomb Al

[WildBlueSooner]

Between a rock and a hard place

[s15driftking]

Like warm apple pie

[icehog3]

I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

[TheTraveler]

A man who throws dirt loses ground.

[kelmac07]

We're down like four flat tires.

[D_A]

Close, but no cigar.

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

[shilala]

Busier than a cat coverin' sh1t on a hot tin roof.

[adampc22]

if the cats in the bag do
not throw it at the mother in law

[VTDragon]

He looked at her like she was a stray dog with the mange

[poker]

Better to have it & not need it, than to need it & not have it.

Im more busy than a one legged man in an asskicking contest.

I havent looked back since October of 2008 :)

[adampc22]

she looked like a bulldog chewing a wasp

[ahc4353]

Harder than a whores heart.

[massphatness]

Off like a prom dress ...

[jjirons69]

Colder than a landlords heart.

[markem]

Now that's an NC that tastes like a CC

[stevefrench]

Colder than a bankers heart.

[MajorCaptSilly]

Waiter, there is sklee in my soup.

Don't break it if you have a bird in hand and the bush is fixed.

MCS

[av8tor152d]

Like trying to herd Rabbits on a flat bed truck.

[JaKaacH]

You got to play them one game at a time..

[ahc4353]

For the hockey fans:

Keep it simple.

[shilala]

Getting through to you is like trying to stick a wet noodle up a wildcat's ass.

[replicant_argent]

A friend never disses on you to your wife.

[LasciviousXXX]

Pink is the new black :tu

[MajorCaptSilly]

Don't give me no so, so soda.

MCS

[loki]

on it like a fat kid on a cupcake

[WildBlueSooner]

No soup for you!

[MajorCaptSilly]

Your rotary dial telephone is inferior to my homing pidgeon.


MCS

[Wolfgang]

Bassists go deeper.

[Mikhail]

For the fishing peeps!!!

Hook, line, and sinker.

[Wolfgang]

Love your Sig Brian. hope its ok I stole it too.



slap my ass and call me sally.

[Bruins Fan]

It's leaking like piss through a mad women :D

[SeanGAR]

Dumber than a box of rocks

[jjirons69]

F*cked up as a can of worms.

[WildBlueSooner]

Happier than a pig eating ****!

[TheTraveler]

Sh*t eating grin. :D

[s15driftking]

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

[MajorCaptSilly]

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

She is so freaking hot!

MCS

[MajorCaptSilly]

Don't count all your chickens before nuclear fission.


MCS

[JaKaacH]

“You say "potato", I say "potatoe", MCS said gzornblt".

[replicant_argent]

Sklee, it makes your coat shiny.

[St. Lou Stu]

Those aren't pillows

[TheTraveler]

That's not a knife ...

[SmokeyJoe]

"That guy is as useless as teets on a boar hog."

"I'm as jumpy as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rockin' chairs."


:D

[jonharky]

All over it like white on rice

[RGD.]

"Ain't got sense enough to pour piss out a boot with directions on the bottom."




Ron

[JaKaacH]

You don't tug on superman's cape

[s15driftking]

Those aren't pillows

hilarious!!!!

[Hippi3Slay3r]

You cant polish a turd!

[TheTraveler]

On it like a duck on a june-bug.

(or the not so well known description of big ol' me riding a little ol' Honda Rebel 250 - You look like a dog riding a tick!) :D

[nozero]

Desire is the root of all suffering.

[nozero]

You cant polish a turd!

Erhm... Sorry. http://www.howtocleanstuff.net/strategies/how-to-polish-a-turd/

[adampc22]

its so cold it could freeze a brass monkeys balls off

[TheTraveler]

No pain no gain.

[ChicagoWhiteSox]

You throw filth on the living and flowers on the dead.

[TheTraveler]

Teach a man to enjoy cigars and he'll be a lifelong friend. (I just made that one up, but it's true :ss )

[Tio Gato]

Happier than a clam at high tide.

As nervous as a virgin in a whorehouse.

If she had as many sticking out of her as stuck in her she'd look like a porcupine.

[N2Advnture]

Now we're $hitting in high cotton

[SchizoFilly]

If my dog was as ugly as you I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards

[TheTraveler]

Beaten with an ugly stick.

[bigloo]

I say potato, you say potato, I say tomato, you say tomato. potato, potato, tomato, tomato, lets call the hole thing off.



See, it just does not work when written!

[Conch Republican]

You don't tug on superman's cape

You don't spit into the wind

[JaKaacH]

You don't spit into the wind

You don't pull the mask off that old lone ranger

[jledou]

sweating like a whore in church

[TheTraveler]

colder than a well-digger's a$$

mean as a snake

clean as a whistle

clear as a bell

nutty as a fruitcake

crazy as a loon

loose as a goose

[TheTraveler]

on a roll :D

[markem]

No matter where you go, there you are

A rolling stone gathers no moss

A bird in the hand can be messy

If at first you don't succeed, try try again

[adampc22]

you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down

[loki]

if you first you don't succeed just give up, no sense being an asshole about thing

[Wolfgang]

If at first you dont succeed, Do not try sky diving. ;)

[JaKaacH]

I like tater ToTs

[Wolfgang]

HEY! thats MINE!

[bookman]

If you shake it more than once you're playing with it.

[TheTraveler]

It's mine and I can wash it as fast as I want!

[JaKaacH]

HEY! thats MINE!

Maybe you should use one of these from now on..©
:r

[adampc22]

thar need to change thar butcher love (a old yorkshire saying when u speak to a skinny girl )

[WildBlueSooner]

Are we there yet?

[nozero]

Nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.

[TheTraveler]

It ain't over till the fat lady sings.

You can say that again.

It ain't over till the fat lady sings.

[yourchoice]

Pissin' up a rope

Variety is the spice of life

Like an onion, the more layers you peel, the more it stinks

[Wolfgang]

I like tator tots, and beef jerky!©

[Tio Gato]

Fat chicks and mopeds are both a lot of fun, until your friends catch you with one.

[Mr. Ed]

pimpin' ain't easy

[icehog3]

A.A. is for quitters.

[WildBlueSooner]

She has a great personality

[Mikhail]

Balls to the walls!!!!!

[MajorCaptSilly]

Don't leave your toaster in the road unless you want it run over by a car or a truck or a scooter.

MCS

[TheTraveler]

A stitch in time saves nine.

Here's to swimmin' with bowlegged women.

DYNOMITE !!!

[jjirons69]

Smokin' like a fish.

[BC-Axeman]

It's not the heat, it's the humidity.

Or, just as bad:

"It's a dry heat." (115 deg!)

[Mikhail]

I'll cry when I'm done killing.

[csbrewfisher]

He's cooler that the other side of the pillow.

[s15driftking]

Martini's first, questions later

[MajorCaptSilly]

Goats do not like cats.

MCS

[TheTraveler]

Goats do not like cats.

MCS

I thought goats would eat anything! :D

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Come hell or high water.

If the Lord's willin' and the creek don't rise.

Win some lose some.

You gotta know when to hold 'em and know when to fold 'em.

Give them an inch and they'll take a mile.

[csbrewfisher]

I'm so full, I feel like the tall pig at the trough!

[TheTraveler]

Old as yesterday's news.

Welcome as a fart in church.

High and mighty.

Waiting on pins and needles.

Doesn't know when to quit.

:D

[Wolfgang]

cant hit the back side of a barn.

[csbrewfisher]

Stupid is as stupid does.

[TheTraveler]

"Breathe life" into something (as in this thread :D )

And I'm spent.

It was a dark and stormy night ...

D'oh.

Mmm, donuts.

Time to make the donuts.

The "HOT & FRESH" sign at Krispy Kreme is turned on !!! (stampede ensues)
(that's not really a cliche, but a stampede is EXACTLY what happens when you say this in a crowded room - don't believe me? try it, you'll see)

[adampc22]

that bloke has as much charm as a mass grave

[Wolfgang]

One I thought of the other day

Technically yes, honestly no :r

[JaKaacH]

Think with your dipstick..