Son Gets Interesting "Tip" For Cutting Cigars

[ahc4353]

So my youngest, Mitch, gets a summer job as a "bar back" at a local banquet facility. He is responsible to keep the bartenders stocked with whatever they need. Makes a nice buck for his own spending money which helps out a great deal these days.

How does is this related to the cigar world? Well I'll tell ya how. Seems the other night he saw a bridesmaid who was trying to cut some cigars for her bridal party. Seeing she was having a bit of a hard time and knowing how to cut cigars (not to mention she was very easy on the eyes) Mitch offers to help. I know, what a guy. Anyway, after the cigars were cut and the damsel in distress was happy she offers him a tip of twenty bucks for the help. Mitch declines, she insists, Mitch declines telling her it's no problem he was glad to help. So she reaches over and stuffs the twenty down the front of his paints, looks him in the eye and says, "thank you" and leaves!

He still has a smile on his face. :r

Moral of the story, I think, is to make sure your sons know how to cut a cigar at an early age. You just never know when a pretty girl might need a hand. :ss

[Emjaysmash]

ha! Great story! Good for him!

[WildBlueSooner]

Haha awesome story! I love it when hot girls put money down my pants!

[Scottw]

Awesome, I bet he hasn't washed that area since.

[Conch Republican]

So, this one time...at band camp....yeah I got nothing - but I did LMAO at this!

[adampc22]

Haha awesome story! I love it when hot girls put money down my pants!

i know its awesome isnt it i have to fight them off sometimes theres so meny then i wake up :wo

[TripleF]

Girls certainly weren't like that when we were younger were they AL? :mad:

[md4958]

glad to see hes a ladies man just like the old man!!

good for Mitch!!

[massphatness]

You just never know when a pretty girl might need a hand.

If I read the story right, it's Mitch that got the hand ...

:wo

[marge796]

Well done Dad, way to teach the young lad important life skills.


:D


Chris.....

[trader1974]

That's awesome, LOL!:tu

[CueTheMusic]

Ha! nice!

[kayaker]

That's an awesome story Al.:tu

If I have kids, they will be trained early in how to do things like that. Cut and light a cigar. Offering a light to a lady. Pour a beer and mix drinks. All the nice touches. Even better if they get to do it for a pretty girl.

[loki]

and he didn't slip her his phone number why.....

[GreekGodX]

Sounds like your young apprentice is well on his way..

[pnoon]

and he didn't slip her his phone number why.....

Cuz he has his mother's looks and his father's brains. :D











Sorry, Al. That was too easy.

[loki]

Cuz he has his mother's looks and his father's brains. :D











Sorry, Al. That was too easy.

least he didn't get his fathers looks! the entire bar would be sent running for this hills!

also tell Mitch to make sure they're paying him properly. I know when I barbacked I got screwed royally in terms of tips and payment.

[MedicCook]

That is awesome Al. Hopefully he gets more nice tips like that this summer.

[Scottw]

Cuz he has his mother's looks and his father's brains. :D











Sorry, Al. That was too easy.



:r:r:r:r

[s15driftking]

You just never know when a pretty girl might need a hand.


or give one for that matter.... :r :r :r :r :r

[blooz4u]

Awesome story!

[gonzo]

I hope he didn't spend the twenty before checking for HER phone number on it!!

[VTDragon]

Great story, that gal won't be the bridesmaid for long.

[ChicagoWhiteSox]

Thanks for sharing Al, great story:r

[14holestogie]

Just think how the story could have ended if Mitch had slipped a couple of Dad's cc's into the mix.




GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!

:banger

[SmokeyJoe]

*sigh* Like father, like son... :D

Great story, Al. :tu

[Old Sailor]

Cuz he has his mother's looks and his father's brains. :D











Sorry, Al. That was too easy.

:r:r:r

[kelmac07]

Nothing like a hot woman stuffing money down your pants!!

[Starscream]

I beleive Al Bundy once was quoted (while working as a Chippendale): "Peg, there's another kind of green in my underwear now, baby"!