Gurkha - His Majesty’s Reserve

[army_engineer]

does anyone know where to get them at i have look and called around and noone knows please help

[Adriftpanda]

Don't waste your money.

But if you really want to here it is...

http://www.cigar.com/cigars/viewcigar.asp?brand=456

[s15driftking]

CI has them on the "make me an offer section" , im sure you can get one for less than the 700.00 msrp per stick. if you still have trouble let me know, i may be able to get you a single from the gurkha rep.

[army_engineer]

i want about 800 of them cigar.com is out and don't know when they will be getting any in

[tuxpuff]

:al

[Hitagain]

They only make around 2000 of them a year, but what a way to blow a half million dollars.

[Emjaysmash]

i want about 800 of them cigar.com is out and don't know when they will be getting any in

...800??!!

[army_engineer]

half a million is chump change

[icehog3]

My butt itches.

[sikk50]

i want about 800 of them cigar.com is out and don't know when they will be getting any in

Sir,

Have you been hitting the bottle? :al

[army_engineer]

Sir,

Have you been hitting the bottle? :al
no i have not been hitting the bottle i don't drink

[icehog3]

Ever get the feeling that something was going to end badly?

[kayak_rat]

Ever get the feeling that something was going to end badly?

Kinda like the feeling I got when I said "I do".

:r

[groogs]

My butt itches.

:tpd: I think I will scratch it with a HMR. That's just how I roll.:rolleyes:

[stearns]

good thing he has used all 4 of his posts in this thread, and none in the introduction section. he seems pretty serious about this search as well:lv

stearns

[Wolfgang]

I personally would rather smoke the tail pipe of an 86 Civic than an HMR, and it would cost the same amount too :pu

[kayak_rat]

good thing he has used all 4 of his posts in this thread, and none in the introduction section. he seems pretty serious about this search as well:lv

stearns

Did you bother to extend a brotherly hand and offer up the idea of posting an introduction? Sarcasm always makes a new guy feel at home.

[Rabidsquirrel]

My butt itches.

Trolls get in the darnedest places, don't they?

What happened to good trolls of yesteryear?

[stearns]

Did you bother to extend a brotherly hand and offer up the idea of posting an introduction? Sarcasm always makes a new guy feel at home.

i hope im wrong here, but im sure others will agree with me that this type of thread/behavior has not historically come with a new member that wishes to stay long. again, i will offer a full apology for my assumption if proven wrong, but i've seen similar situations before

stearns

[Hitagain]

Try calling Kaizad Hansotia personally and see what he could work out for ya.

[lightning9191]

Try calling Kaizad Hansotia personally and see what he could work out for ya.

:tpd: I think Bobby might have his cellphone number.:D

[s15driftking]

My butt itches.


premature butt itch tom,,,, premature......


but never wrong!!!! no matter what the timng!!!!

[s15driftking]

:tpd: I think Bobby might have his cellphone number.:D

i have shared emails with him!!!!

[army_engineer]

i have tried calling him and he said that he could not do it

[s15driftking]

could not do what? sell you his product????

i find that hard to believe, how many do you want?

[Rabidsquirrel]

could not do what? sell you his product????

i find that hard to believe, how many do you want?

Dude, 0. He's a troll, pure and simple.

[Adriftpanda]

i want about 800 of them cigar.com is out and don't know when they will be getting any in

Ballin*

[lightning9191]

i have tried calling him and he said that he could not do it

So we're third on the list of contacts to try and locate some....that is awesome!!!

1. Cigar.com
2. K. Hansotia
3. Cigarasylum inmates

That makes feel prestigious:ss

[thebiglebowski]

i just bought a box. i'll be systematically bombing, with extreme prejudice, the team of eleven with them...

[icehog3]

i just bought a box. i'll be systematically bombing, with extreme prejudice, the team of eleven with them...

Thanks Larry....I will be systematically bombing you with some raccoon feces in appreciation.


;) :r

[chippewastud79]

I can't believe I missed all this fun. Drifter, just bomb him with some of yours if you think this isn't some random trolling. :rolleyes:


Thanks Larry....I will be systematically bombing you with some raccoon feces in appreciation.


;) :r

Now thats funny. :D

[VirtualSmitty]

This is the best thread i've read all week. I've actually smoked one of these before, it's flavored lol.

[chippewastud79]

This is the best thread i've read all week. I've actually smoked one of these before, it's flavored lol.

So are Acids and kitty litter. Just another great product from Gurkha :tu

[Emjaysmash]

This is the best thread i've read all week. I've actually smoked one of these before, it's flavored lol.

Great $700 for a flavored smoke that I could still gag over with an $8 acid, or even Makers Mark Cigar. Better yet try those El Duque Cognac's! Those are the bomb!!:rolleyes:

:hf

[SmokinApe]

I think this dude is legit...

[icehog3]

I think this dude is legit...

half a million is chump change

Was it the above comment that sold you?

[Rabidsquirrel]

Thanks Larry....I will be systematically bombing you with some raccoon feces in appreciation.


;) :r


I think the real question is why do you have raccoon feces on hand? :r

[Starscream]

:tpd: I think Bobby might have his cellphone number.:D

i have shared emails with him!!!!

You would, Bobby. You would.:r:r

[icehog3]

I think the real question is why do you have raccoon feces on hand? :r

Because Farm&Fleet was all out of rabid squirrel feces! ;) :r

[BengalMan]

two pages of troll feeding, I'm surprised it's gone this long....

[sikk50]

Thread of the year.

Will read again :tu


Seriously though this guy pm'd me after my boozing comment to let me know he's an oil company owner and serious about this :dance:

[icehog3]

Thread of the year.

Will read again :tu


Seriously though this guy pm'd me after my boozing comment to let me know he's an oil company owner and serious about this :dance:

Shouldn't the owner of an oil company have some lackeys to fetch him some Gurkhas rather than posting on a public cigar board? :confused:

[pnoon]

Thread of the year.

Will read again :tu


Seriously though this guy pm'd me after my boozing comment to let me know he's an oil company owner and serious about this :dance:

Thread of the year??!!?!?!?!

You don't read much here, do you? ;)

[Sauer Grapes]

If this guy is for real, someone should let him know there are MUCH better and MUCH more rare cigars you can get for a bit less than a HMR. Why not pay $100-$500 each for some rare cubans? Heck, I'm sure if he didn't mind paying a bit more, he could get some behikes.

[icehog3]

Because the Majesty Reserve is the ultimate poser cigar.

[Hitagain]

Thread of the year.

Will read again :tu


Seriously though this guy pm'd me after my boozing comment to let me know he's an oil company owner and serious about this :dance:

He did the same to me after my 'what a way to blow a half million'.

As long as the trolls play nice I have fun feeding them........

[pnoon]

As long as the trolls play nice I have fun feeding them........
And ultimately creating more work for the admins.

[Wolfgang]

Because the Majesty Reserve is the ultimate poser cigar. What about the one that is covered in 24ct gold leaf. http://www.delafee.com/luxury-cigar-gift.php Only $94.50 :rolleyes:

[The Saint]

What about the one that is covered in 24ct gold leaf. http://www.delafee.com/luxury-cigar-gift.php Only $94.50 :rolleyes:

HAHAHA! Classic! I'd smoke that while driving my gold krylon painted Yugo.



Dare to dream

[army_engineer]

what woulde you all buy if you had the money to buy anything in the world

[longknocker]

what woulde you all buy if you had the money to buy anything in the world

Fuente God of Fire (GOF) is the best I've ever smoked, personally.:tu

[pnoon]

what woulde you all buy if you had the money to buy anything in the world

Eric,
Why not head over to the New Inmate forum and introduce yourself. Spend some time here and get to know some of the inmates. Then you might find them a bit more helpful.
:2

[G G]

what woulde you all buy if you had the money to buy anything in the world
Legend is that you?:D

[G G]

what woulde you all buy if you had the money to buy anything in the world
Seriously though, I think I would buy three or four cigar forums and merge em all into one.:wo

[pnoon]

Seriously though, I think I would buy three or four cigar forums and merge em all into one.:wo
:r :r :r

You, sir, are one sick mutha****a!

[G G]

:r :r :r

You, sir, are one sick mutha****a!
Why thanks Peter.:dance:

[Adriftpanda]

what woulde you all buy if you had the money to buy anything in the world

A few girls from different countries.

[longknocker]

Why thanks Peter.:dance:

Stir the pot some more, Greg!:)

[Wolfgang]

Seriously though, I think I would buy three or four cigar forums and merge em all into one.:wo

I thinks that statment is worth stripping Greg of 2500 posts. :rlz

[G G]

Aww dang it.

[weak_link]

http://lemmycaution.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/successful-troll-is-successful.jpg

[Damon]

If you can afford $640,000 on cigars, why not just buy the company?

[s15driftking]

Dude, 0. He's a troll, pure and simple.


what is a troll? (in internet/forum terms)

Ive heard it used before, but i dont know what it means.

[G G]

banter banter.

[pnoon]

what is a troll? (in internet/forum terms)

Ive heard it used before, but i dont know what it means.

Someone who posts just to stir up shite.

[weak_link]

what is a troll? (in internet/forum terms)

Ive heard it used before, but i dont know what it means.


Click HERE (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=troll) for your intrawebz education

[14holestogie]

Someone who posts just to stir up shite.

Some are legendary......

[Darrell]

Someone who posts just to stir up shite.

I think you do that in my threads. ;)

[G G]

Some are legendary......

Legend is that you?:D
I beat you to it Tim.:dance:

[14holestogie]

I beat you to it Tim.:dance:

I told you I don't get on here that often in the summer. :rolleyes:

[G G]

I told you I don't get on here that often in the summer. :rolleyes:
Hey I aint very quick to pick up those most of the time, got to get cred when I do.:ss

[Starscream]

what is a troll? (in internet/forum terms)

Ive heard it used before, but i dont know what it means.

Go to a certain cigar forum and search for kumarusc and kwagga.

[thebiglebowski]

Thanks Larry....I will be systematically bombing you with some raccoon feces in appreciation.


;) :r

i just called that hansotia dude (yeah, i'm THAT hooked up) and he told me the majesty's reserve turds are infused with racoon feces. so, y'know. that's pretty cool.

[G G]

Go to a certain cigar forum and search for kumarusc and kwagga.
I refuse, that guy stole my idea.:c

[Whee]

http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t7/IllinoisHoosier/smilies/feedthetroll.gif

[G G]

Well it's kinda turned into a banter thread now.:tu

[BengalMan]

Anyone watching the Strikeforce MMA card on Showtime tonight? Some great fights.

[G G]

Where'd they go?

[G G]

Who?

[drhalle]

Pretty funny Greg, made me laugh out load.
Now what am I going to do with these HMR Gurkha's? Actually I made up some bands that say His Majesty's Reserve and swapped them with my Nepalese Warrior bands. I'm going to make a bundle. :banger

[JJG]

This thread baffles me. I have to assume this guy is joking but if that's the case, why is he trying to convince everybody it's not a joke? Where's the funny? :confused:

[sikk50]

I'm supprised it's still alive

[icehog3]

This thread baffles me. I have to assume this guy is joking but if that's the case, why is he trying to convince everybody it's not a joke? Where's the funny? :confused:

The answer might be found under a bridge. ;)

[smokin5]

I'm bored - tell me a story.
Please???

[pnoon]

I'm bored - tell me a story.
Please???

There once was a man from Nantucket . . .






:D

[smokin5]

Ooh! Ooh!! I know THAT one!:ss

[smokin5]

How 'bout this one?
There once was a man from Iraq
Who had holes down the side if his...
Never mind.

[pnoon]

Ooh! Ooh!! I know THAT one!:ss

I'll BET you do. :r

[groogs]

There once was a man from Nantucket . . .






:D

So many stories are going through my head right now. the only bad thing is all of them would probably get me banned. So tempting.:)

[pnoon]

So many stories are going through my head right now. the only bad thing is all of them would probably get me banned. So tempting.:)

Tell you what. You tell the story and I'll ban Darrell. :D














I keed. I keed. :r

[groogs]

Tell you what. You tell the story and I'll ban Darrell. :D














I keed. I keed. :r

That would have been a deal.:r:r

[pnoon]

That would have been a deal.:r:r

That's what we call a no-brainer. :banger

[G G]

Pretty funny Greg, made me laugh out load.
Now what am I going to do with these HMR Gurkha's? Actually I made up some bands that say His Majesty's Reserve and swapped them with my Nepalese Warrior bands. I'm going to make a bundle. :banger
:r

[smokin5]

There once was a man with a bundle.....:ss

[taltos]

Tell you what. You tell the story and I'll ban Darrell. :D














I keed. I keed. :rIf I tell it will you ban Al?:D

[pnoon]

If I tell it will you ban Al?:D

Sooooo tempting. :D

[Adriftpanda]

$20. Nice first post.

[Bill86]

$5

[kingcobradude]

Wow. just Wow. any cigar that sells for more than the value ov my car is probably not worht the money. my favs so far all cost less than ten dollars

[lenguamor]

Are they made from real Majesties?

[Bill86]

Are they made from real Majesties?

No but the dirt under their feet :r Oh yeah covered in expensive Cognac of course.

[Emjaysmash]

LOLbNice job Huy, bringing this back from the dead

[Boz]

LOLbNice job Huy, bringing this back from the dead

You seem to have missed the post that WAS before Huy's of the guy trying to sell his $15000 box of cigars with his very first post at the asylum :r

[mase]

This was really funny...thanks for bumping it back to life.

[icehog3]

You seem to have missed the post that WAS before Huy's of the guy trying to sell his $15000 box of cigars with his very first post at the asylum :r

Yes, I deleted the post after buying the box. :)

[SDmate]

Yes, I deleted the post after buying the box. :)

F'n Gurkha whore :sl

[Boz]

Yes, I deleted the post after buying the box. :)


:lr Straight ballin DB style!

[Dr Voss]

Man it's great to finally find a place filled with people possessing just as screwed up a senses of humor as I have. Who knew the only thing missing in my life was a cigar, I thought it was a woman but nope it was a cigar. WOW. :noon

[Adriftpanda]

I will try and bump this thread every 6 months for you guys. :)

[Subvet642]

Man it's great to finally find a place filled with people possessing just as screwed up a senses of humor as I have. Who knew the only thing missing in my life was a cigar, I thought it was a woman but nope it was a cigar. WOW. :noon

It's probably a woman, too. :r




;s

[Emjaysmash]

You seem to have missed the post that WAS before Huy's of the guy trying to sell his $15000 box of cigars with his very first post at the asylum :r

Yes, I deleted the post after buying the box. :)

What?! I missed It?


Damn. :bh

[Benwoo]

Surprise, Surprise, MJ bein slow. Who would've thought it? ;-)

[Adriftpanda]

Can someone please buy on of these for Xmas? Secret Santa?

[Emjaysmash]

Tom already bought the box for his secret Gurkha Shrine

[sikk50]

They still make these? That means.....

http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk215/sikk50/31F1433C-B8E1-4817-AEA9-6E3BE74C963E-3602-0000025E1429EABE.jpg

They actually sold some.


YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA

[Steve]

bishes

:D

[RobR1205]

Funniest thing I've read all day! Thanks for digging this up!

[icehog3]

I miss army_engineer.

[Porch Dweller]

I miss army_engineer.

I still don't think you have a reasonable explanation as to why you have a supply of raccoon feces on hand. :D

[icehog3]

I still don't think you have a reasonable explanation as to why you have a supply of raccoon feces on hand. :D
Oh, the raccoons moved out years ago, James. ;)