Cigar Droppings!

[rrplasencia]

So i'm getting down at the b&m with a monte#2 in my mouth. i stop to put my phone in my pocket. i feel a drop of something fall from above, thinking it was about to rain again i look up, nothing. i look back down and a bird $hat on my cigar, seriously what the crap! :c this green/yellow loogie looking thing on the end of my smoke. that pretty much set the tone for the entire day.

[MedicCook]

That is pretty nasty. I would wather have it hit the cigar than land on my head though.

[shilala]

What'd ya do? If the cigar was any good, I'd have wiped it off and manned it out.
I'm used to bird poop though, I used to keep a few hundred birds. :)

[DPD6030]

Holy chit, no pun intended :r That sucks especially on a Monte # 2.

[s15driftking]

no gurkha jokes please....


:r:r:r:r

[Trace63]

roflcopter

[rrplasencia]

What'd ya do? If the cigar was any good, I'd have wiped it off and manned it out.
I'm used to bird poop though, I used to keep a few hundred birds. :)

yeah i wiped it off, but i can't help keep thinking i smoked &h!t (literally) and it was an awesome up to that point. :( i'm used to birds too, they're delicious.

[DPD6030]

yeah i wiped it off, but i can't help keep thinking i smoked &h!t (literally) and it was an awesome up to that point. :( i'm used to birds too, they're delicious.

You need a replacement Richard?

[pnoon]

no gurkha jokes please....


:r:r:r

Game on. ;)

:D

[DPD6030]

Game on. ;)

:D

:hm maybe that's why they say you can taste dirt and earthyness in a Gurkha

[pnoon]

:hm maybe that's why they say you can taste dirt and earthyness in a Gurkha

Dirt, huh? I had a different 4 letter word in mind. :r

[s15driftking]

pert?

[DPD6030]

Dirt, huh? I had a different 4 letter word in mind. :r

I didn't think it was appropriate to post on the forum but I agree :r

[DPD6030]

pert?

You washing your hair Bobby?

[s15driftking]

he said 4 letter word!!!

what are all of you hooli's doing up so late?

[DPD6030]

@ work

[theonlybear4CORT]

Are you sure it wasn't ploom?















Yes I have nothing better to do since I cant go to sleep.

[Bax]

[QUOTE=sonic_mike;410628]Are you sure it wasn't ploom?
QUOTE]
Yes, it's the fabled bird butt ploom. Very rare, should be savored. :D

[stearns]

i'm used to birds too, they're delicious.

couldnt have put it better myself. sorry for your loss

stearns

[taltos]

:hm maybe that's why they say you can taste dirt and earthyness in a GurkhaAny barnyard or should I say chicken coop?:D

[troutbreath]

Bird, huh. CC, NC or KFC?

[dccraft]

The bird needs a new bomb site if it hit the Monte and not your head :r

[kelmac07]

Not a good way to start off the day!!

[dunng]

Wow, great start to the day! :c

[rrplasencia]

yes it was the Gurkha experience, the stick was actually an MAW from Vin filled by Moe, no sign of the bird but I'm coin back with my bb gun to get that s.o.b.!

[bigloo]

could not have happened to a more deserving BOTL.

:)

[Mugen910]

so what did it taste like? Gurhka?

[gnukfu]

So i'm getting down at the b&m


Getting down? What is this KC and the Sunshine Band? :dance:

[taltos]

Getting down? What is this KC and the Sunshine Band? :dance:Give him a break George, that is modern culture where he lives.:D

[icehog3]

That is pretty nasty. I would wather have it hit the cigar than land on my head though.

True dat....just ask RenoB. ;) :r

[Ranger_B]

So it was good up to the poop. How about after the poop?

[marge796]

Sh*tty thing to have happen bro, sorry. :D


Chris.....

[nozero]

I laughed so hard my eyes teared up a bit. I can relate, when I was a kid, I got hit with "it" while riding my bike. Once on the forehead, the other time on my arm. The bird must have been eating berries, due to the purple coloration...

[groogs]

If there is a good reason to pitch a cigar, a bird crapping on it is number one, and it's a Gurkha is number two.:D

[kaisersozei]

I'm still trying to figure out wtf a bird is doing in his B&M. :hm

[karmaz00]

oh man thats nasty

[shilala]

yeah i wiped it off, but i can't help keep thinking i smoked &h!t (literally) and it was an awesome up to that point. :( i'm used to birds too, they're delicious.
Way to suck it up, champ.
And I don't wanna bust up the meeting, but I'll damn sure guarantee that isn't the worst thing you've ever smoked that was in a cigar. :tu

[Mugen910]

this is soo funny.

still

[shortstory5]

sorry to hear that. i would not have been able to smoke it afterwards.

[GreekGodX]

:pu That is disgusting. Not a chance I would have smoked it.

[Homebrewer]

That's a new one!

[icehog3]

but I'll damn sure guarantee that isn't the worst thing you've ever smoked that was in a cigar. :tu

;)

[rrplasencia]

i definitely didn't enjoy it as much after the poo, and i've only smoked a couple of gurkhas so i have smoked much worse then that. i'm just glad i stopped or it would have landed higher up the stick or my face. if i find that bird i'm gonna poo on him.

[icehog3]

if i find that bird i'm gonna poo on him.

Kill two birds with one poo? :r