The best surgeon

[G G]

Three California surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in California . In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost several fingers in an accident; I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England." The second surgeon said, "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident; I reattached them and two years later he won a gold medal in track and field events at the Olympics." The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now she's Speaker of the House.":tu

[CasaDooley]

Yeeehawww:r

[Don Francisco]

Lmfao!!

[dunng]

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[Savor the Stick]

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Thanks Greg!

[karmaz00]

lol..good oen

[CBI_2]

:r:r :wo That is great. :tu

[G G]

I was hopin you would like this one Paul.

[CBI_2]

I was hopin you would like this one Paul.
Thanks. Most definitely. Told it several times today. They all loved it. :tu

[md4958]

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[taltos]

I was hopin you would like this one Paul.

This Paul likes it too!:tu

[kelmac07]

Classic!!!

[G G]

This Paul likes it too!:tu
The more Pauls that like it the better.:dance:

[taltos]

I do think that you insulted horse's asses.:D

[nozero]

Thanks, I needed that. :r

[SeanGAR]

It wouldn't be so damned funny if it wasn't believable. :r

[G G]

I do think that you insulted horse's asses.:D
I will have to agree with that Paul.:tu

[Rockestone]

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