Things to NOT do... [Archive] - Cigar Asylum Cigar Forum

yellowgoat

04-26-2009, 09:23 PM

What are the top things to not do in public or that can in danger your personal health?

You may wonder what brings this up...

My friend took me to a irish pub for a belated Bday dinner, I drank 10 Guinness pints and ate a full slab of ribs with chicken soup and twice baked potato.

I feel like my stomach wants to come out of me butt in a very bad way!!!

I will never drink 8 dinners and eat a big snack again.

What will you NOT do?

ActionAndy

04-26-2009, 10:24 PM

lightning9191

04-27-2009, 11:09 AM

That sounds like a great night to me lol...

:tpd: That's what I was thinking.

rennD

04-27-2009, 11:25 AM

There are a ton of things I wouldn't do, and ribs and Guinness is one of them. Should've tried the corned beef and cabbage instead. That may have mixed better in an Irish pub.

Street Tacos in TJ and 8 double Goose and Tonics is one I will not do again!

Happy belated btw.

yellowgoat

04-27-2009, 11:41 AM

Was a good night indeed.

"I will never drink 8 dinners and eat a big snack again." <---I have no idea what that means though!

I just got home from my B&M as I needed a cigar, He now stocks the whole Ashton line so I got a VSG Sorcerer a Cabinet and a Heritage. Never had the last two and I am enjoying the Heritage right now which is making today a great day.

Traffic + hangovers = sucks! I still feel full of beer and ribs.

darkninja67

04-28-2009, 01:15 PM

Sushi and pepperoni pizza chased by a six pack of Heineken, a bottle of Aftershock (red) the night before a Thanksgiving. At least the pigeons enjoyed it.

Thrak

04-28-2009, 02:07 PM

"I will never drink 8 dinners and eat a big snack again." <---I have no idea what that means though!

Guinness is often described as a meal in a can... so the snack was the ribs, etc... :)

I can relate... something about alot of guinness, regardless of what I've eaten, does not come out well the next day :al

ActionAndy

04-28-2009, 02:23 PM

I love Guinness. Maybe it's just me but I find it easy to put down--a lot of my friends can't have more than one or they feel full? Or maybe they're just intimidated by how "dark" it is; despite being a rather smooth, mild beer. My friend Dan bet me a 50 spot that I couldn't put down a 12 pack of Guinness in 3 hours...50 dollars earned. :)

Smoking Dragon

04-28-2009, 02:32 PM

tobii3

04-28-2009, 02:58 PM

My friend Dan bet me a 50 spot that I couldn't put down a 12 pack of Guinness in 3 hours...50 dollars earned. :)

3 HOURS??

What the hell took you so long??? 15 minutes a beer??

LIGHTWEIGHT!!!!!!!!

:fu

Roland of Gilead

04-28-2009, 03:06 PM

Stoppies on the freeway?

yup. I don't think I'd do that.

-Roland.

WildBlueSooner

04-28-2009, 03:45 PM

Hmmm....

Enchiladas for dinner...then chocolate milk...then a DPG Cuban Classic (thats why I do not like these for those wondering) :r

Scottw

04-28-2009, 03:48 PM

Echiladas and milk? My god man, what were you thinking? Your pants must have been like a hot bucket of gravel.

ActionAndy

04-28-2009, 04:27 PM

3 HOURS??

What the hell took you so long??? 15 minutes a beer??

LIGHTWEIGHT!!!!!!!!

:fu

I know I know...I only weigh 135, so I have to wait for some of it to leave before I can fit more in...lol

WildBlueSooner

04-28-2009, 04:28 PM

I know I know...I only weigh 135, so I have to wait for some of it to leave before I can fit more in...lol

:tpd: Me and you both!

ca21455

04-28-2009, 06:31 PM

Just two words, Tequila - Mexico...:D

chippewastud79

04-28-2009, 06:36 PM

Two 40 oz. followed by eight 22 oz. of Red Dog. Never to be seen again. :bh

Also a full fifth of Popov Blue in under an hour. :pu

GreekGodX

04-28-2009, 06:50 PM

Drink beer and cheap booze all night, sleep for 2 hours, go tailgaiting aka drinking all day, sleep for another hour, have all you can eat salad with a 12 oz steak covered with blue cheese, drink a fith of grey goose.

All of that equaled to begging my gf at the time to put her hand down my throat to induce vomitting. That followed by passing out in the womens bathroom in a dorm with my pants off. Never again..

MedicCook

04-28-2009, 06:57 PM

Do not pee into the wind.

GoatLocker

04-28-2009, 07:03 PM

Several pitchers of "mojos" followed by balut and street meat at about 0300 in Olongapo. Actually, I might do it again... :al:pu:al

AllOGistics

04-28-2009, 07:14 PM

After a day of heavy drinking, I participated in a pie eating contest. Let's just say there was a violent reaction before I left the stage. :pu

markem

04-28-2009, 07:28 PM

don't roller skate in a buffalo herf

heard that some place

WildBlueSooner

04-28-2009, 10:00 PM

Thats strange....so many of these have to do with drinking. Very weird :r

SixPackSunday

04-28-2009, 10:25 PM

once donated plasma and then went drinking. EPIC FAIL.

Scottw

05-04-2009, 10:48 AM

Two 40 oz. followed by eight 22 oz. of Red Dog. Never to be seen again. :bh

Also a full fifth of Popov Blue in under an hour. :pu

Popov Blue? Is that the top shelf Popov? $3.99 / Gallon.

Bruins Fan

05-04-2009, 11:24 AM

Never ever stick your tongue on a no parking sign pole in freezing weather :r

BMTA

05-04-2009, 12:39 PM

Don't Sake Bomb with Asian restaurant owners, they're 140lb. heavyweights!

Junior

05-04-2009, 12:56 PM

Drink a fifth of Makers Mark in under an hour. I was coming down with the flu, and we were having a party. I remembered as a kid that my Grandmother would give me a spoon full of Whiskey and sugar when I was sick. Well in my mind if a little Whiskey make me feel alright a fifth should make me feel great. Boy was I wrong.

rizzle

05-04-2009, 01:17 PM

Popov Blue? Is that the top shelf Popov? $3.99 / Gallon.
:r:r

chippewastud79

05-04-2009, 01:57 PM

Popov Blue? Is that the top shelf Popov? $3.99 / Gallon.

Thats the good stuff. It was about $10 for a fifth. Thats how I bought drinks in college, a fifth or a case. Usually either one was about enough to get me feeling pretty good :tu

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Scottw

05-04-2009, 01:59 PM

Thats the good stuff. It was about $10 for a fifth. Thats how I bought drinks in college, a fifth or a case. Usually either one was about enough to get me feeling pretty good :tu

1300th post

I know, It used to be Night Train and Natty Ices for me back in the day.

Clampdown

05-04-2009, 02:03 PM

Buy something from Thompson's.

MTB996

05-04-2009, 08:13 PM

pee on an electric fence.

doctorcue

05-04-2009, 11:04 PM

Four 40s of Mickeys and bratwurst. It ended badly... :pu

theonlybear4CORT

05-04-2009, 11:21 PM

Four 40s of Mickeys and bratwurst. It ended badly... :pu

pics or it didn't happen.

rrplasencia

05-05-2009, 06:46 AM

this was a night in 1998 still talked about at Notre Dame and i was still in the Navy at the time.

empty stomach, daquiris made with vodka, a lot of cocktail shrimp, lemon drops, peppermint schnapps, papa johns bread sticks covered in dipping sauce, beer. never made it to the bathroom

i will never do that again

also saw a guy eating a muffin while at a urinal in a public bathroom, i would never do that either.

kugie

05-05-2009, 06:49 AM

:tpd: That's what I was thinking.

That sounds like a good time.:tu:tu:dr:dance:

SSatVT

05-05-2009, 07:45 AM

12 sam adams lagers on top of a couple glasses of egg nog = very bad early morning...and then I had an exam to take.

(note: I no longer drink sam adams lagers)
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doctorcue

05-05-2009, 12:31 PM

pics or it didn't happen.

My cousins have some pics of me passed out... does that count? I'll have to dig them up for you Mike! No barf pics though... that was a 3am yack-fest.

Roland of Gilead

05-05-2009, 12:39 PM

I learned that one should not drive a lifted Jeep in a rallycross event.

http://m-mason.smugmug.com/photos/528878232_D3QYK-L.jpg

http://m-mason.smugmug.com/photos/528877606_HQ4pV-L.jpg

http://m-mason.smugmug.com/photos/528877924_Bdjgv-L.jpg

http://m-mason.smugmug.com/photos/528918830_Vrbnc-L.jpg

http://m-mason.smugmug.com/photos/528882510_v3MZw-L.jpg

I was taking the pics. It is not my jeep.

-Mark.

chippewastud79

05-05-2009, 12:47 PM

I learned that one should not drive a Jeep.

-Mark.
:tpd: Nice advice there :tu

BC-Axeman

05-05-2009, 12:53 PM

I have a friend who knows now not to light a huge burn pit on a hot day by pouring a gallon of gasoline on it first and waiting for it to soak in.

For me, I know if you cut a tree down and it gets caught in another tree, to use a winch or long rope and a truck to pull it out. From a distance. More than the tree is tall.