I want you, Rock Star!

[Joan]

You knew it was true. I have a thing for you!

But since we can't be together, I need a little help when I'm about to... *you know* out in my brand new Cigar Girl Cave. NEEED! WAAAANT! :dr

So do a girl a favor already. Send me a pic, a shot, an image of you and cigars. Signed would make me even hotter. But you know that. ;)

You know you want to! I'm getting uh... pretty warm just thinking about you looking down on me from the wall while I choose, cut, and light. [pant pant pant]

Send it to the temporary email address cleverly disguised on my member page, m'kay? And don't tell anyone else!

I would be eternally grateful. And hawt.


Thank yew! :wo

[Da Klugs]

A new phenomia... cigar groupies. :D

[Joan]

A new phenomia... cigar groupies. :D


Hay, putcher picture where your Montecristo is. :ss

[GKitty]

Making a men of CA calendar?!?

[leasingthisspace]

:r:r:r

A new phenomia... cigar groupies. :D

[Joan]

Making a men of CA calendar?!?

When are you sending me your glamor herf shot, gf? WHEN?? :tu

[markem]

Tom will send you his photo astride his harley :rolleyes:

Sure you wouldn't mind a few naked bikes in the pics, would ya? :D

[Mugen910]

A new phenomia... cigar groupies. :D

Making a men of CA calendar?!?

:r

[ahc4353]

Joan, here's Da Klugs and a couple of groupies at a recent HERF.

http://poliology.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/adtrack-dos-equisx-large.jpg

[Scottw]

Joan, here's Da Klugs and a couple of groupies at a recent HERF.

http://poliology.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/adtrack-dos-equisx-large.jpg

Holy crap! I know that guy! He sells internet cigars I think.

[Joan]

Tom will send you his photo astride his harley :rolleyes:

Sure you wouldn't mind a few naked bikes in the pics, would ya? :D


Um... okay! Knock yerself out, Markem, fka Vstrommark!

Just don't forget the cigar part. :ss

[Joan]

Joan, here's Da Klugs and a couple of groupies at a recent HERF.


Bf, I have seen through your failed attempt to send someone else's pic.

Just your own, plz. Thank you. :tu

[Cigargal]

I'm calling a photo shoot later and will e-mail the results.

[68TriShield]

Just go to this website Joan....

www.nakedoldmensmokingcigars.com

:D

[Mugen910]

Just go to this website Joan....

www.nakedoldmensmokingcigars.com

:D

Hmmm..the site didn't load for me, Dave :D

[leasingthisspace]

Hmmm..the site didn't load for me, Dave :D



That's funny and gross all at the same time.

[Joan]

Just go to this website Joan....

www.nakedoldmensmokingcigars.com

:D


Treachery. Noted.


Butt good luck with yer website! :salute:

[SixPackSunday]

this thread both confuses and excites me. I dont know what to do.

[68TriShield]

Treachery. Noted.


Butt good luck with yer website! :salute:

Who said it was *my* website Honey? ;)

[MedicCook]

My picture would probably combust and burn your cave down.

[SmokeyJoe]

Sweet idea, Joan... makes me feel good that you want your fellow inmates hanging around the "Girlie Herf Haven." :D

Looks like a great place for a smoke and some relaxation. :tu

[Joan]

Who said it was *my* website Honey? ;)


Ooopsie. Sorry for letting the cat out of the bag!





FYI: your secret is safe with me. AND your safeword. :tu

[Joan]

Sweet idea, Joan... makes me feel good that you want your fellow inmates hanging around the "Girlie Herf Haven." :D

Looks like a great place for a smoke and some relaxation. :tu


EggZACKly!

Sure, I could go to the mugshots with the printer and wallpaper both the inside AND outside of the Girl Cave, but... without permission, that wouldn't be right.

I'm looking forward to framing, hanging, and herfing with every one of you. :wo

[colimo]

pic sent...enjoy

[Whipper Snapper]

This is extraordinary

[HK3-]

Are you for real? :wo

[Tio Gato]

This is too funny! Should the pics be cello on or cello off?:D

[Drat]

**walks slowly backwards, out of this thread**

[Waynegro1]

This is too funny! Should the pics be cello on or cello off?:D

:tpd:
:r:r:r

[Joan]

This is too funny! Should the pics be cello on or cello off?:D

I'm pretty sure you don't have anything I haven't seen before, so get wild! Cello OFF! :D

[e-man67]

I think you need to post your photo laying under a motorcycle with a stogie! ;)

[DBall]

I swear I thought you were directing this at Freddie (who's handle here and elsewhere is Rock Star).... :r

[Mugen910]

I swear I thought you were directing this at Freddie (who's handle here and elsewhere is Rock Star).... :r

:tpd:

[Darrell]

This thread is just odd. :r

[Legend]

Joan, here's Da Klugs and a couple of groupies at a recent HERF.

http://poliology.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/adtrack-dos-equisx-large.jpg

This Infidel Tries to steal my look and image.

There can be only one Most interesting man in the world.

It's the Legend.:ss

[GKitty]

Once again Joan.... You're my frickin hero!!!! http://www.unity.i8i.co.uk/forum/images/smiley_bowdown.gif

[Joan]

I think you need to post your photo laying under a motorcycle with a stogie! ;)


[big yawn]

BTDT, got the Golden Spectro on my shirt. I had just loobed my own transmission output shaft splines and replaced the broken neutral switch under the motor, too. No, really! :ss

And hey, I rode that little bike to work today! It's always a good day when the vehicle you took apart and put back together actually runs again. Especially if you're a girl. YESSSSS!

[Whee]

[big yawn]

BTDT, got the Golden Spectro on my shirt. I had just loobed my own transmission output shaft splines and replaced the broken neutral switch under the motor, too. No, really! :ss

And hey, I rode that little bike to work today! It's always a good day when the vehicle you took apart and put back together actually runs again. Especially if you're a girl. YESSSSS!

(fanning self) Is it getting hot in here? Whew!

[Joan]

Once again Joan.... You're my frickin hero!!!! http://www.unity.i8i.co.uk/forum/images/smiley_bowdown.gif


:tt [looks at watch] GF! Where u pic b @ ? :)

[bobarian]

I swear I thought you were directing this at Freddie (who's handle here and elsewhere is Rock Star).... :r

I was thinking the same thing! I must be dense, it took me til page 2 to realize that it wasnt ONLY Freddie she was after! :r

The BABOTL's will take a pic at Saturday's herf suitable for posting in your she cave!:wo

[GKitty]

:tt [looks at watch] GF! Where u pic b @ ? :)

I'm waiting until I get home where I have the sassy ones stashed. ;)

[WildBlueSooner]

I'm waiting until I get home where I have the sassy ones stashed. ;)

Edited the title! ;)

[Joan]

I'm waiting until I get home where I have the sassy ones stashed. ;)

omg! omg! she breaking out the saucy cigar pics! omg!

:dance:

[c2000]

How come girls never come on to me??



Jerry (just wondering) in Minnesota.

[md4958]

Joan, here's Da Klugs and a couple of groupies at a recent HERF.

http://poliology.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/adtrack-dos-equisx-large.jpg

Bf, I have seen through your failed attempt to send someone else's pic.

Just your own, plz. Thank you. :tu

Joan, Ive got a really sexy pic of Al titled "too much scotch"... just say the word and its yours! :r:r:r

[colimo]

hey joan, how was the cohiba tonite:ss

[Joan]

hey joan, how was the cohiba tonite:ss

Hey! Just got home about 20 mins ago from the volunteer gig... need dinner first and change out of the all day clothes... just a minute...

[Joan]

Hey! Just got home about 20 mins ago from the volunteer gig... need dinner first and change out of the all day clothes... just a minute...

zzzzz.......zzzznork.... :confused: Who turned out the lights??

Doh! I will try again for herfing tonight with you rock stars after my evening commitments!

[Stig]

Since you are planning on attending the SoCal HERF we can take a pic together and we will always be HERFing together.

[MajorCaptSilly]

I've read all the posts in this thread.

MCS

[Mugen910]

I've read all the posts in this thread.

MCS

:wo

[Joan]

Since you are planning on attending the SoCal HERF we can take a pic together and we will always be HERFing together.

That there is BRILLIANT! :dance:

[SmokeyJoe]

I've read all the posts in this thread.

MCS

I have read all of YOUR posts in this thread. :D

[Stig]

That there is BRILLIANT! :dance:

I have lots of good ideas, I just got to get more people to use them.

[Joan]

I've read all the posts in this thread.

MCS

Oh good, yer up! And you haven't sent me your herfing pic yet! :)

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/funny-pictures-cat-wakes-you-and-asks-for-a-cheeseburger1.jpg

I may be wrong, but it may be possible to use CA PM's to send pics as well.

:tu

[Joan]

i'm calling a photo shoot later and will e-mail the results.

yay!!

GIRL POWAAAAH!!

[Stig]

PM Sent sweetie.

[Don Fernando]

we will take some pics at E.L.V.I.S. for you

[Joan]

PM Sent sweetie.

OH OH OH OH! IT BE WORKIN!

This means you can
SEND JOAN YOUR SMOKIN HOT CIGAR GLAM SHOT
via pm!

:dance:

Thank yew.

[Stig]

Enjoy them Joan.

[Wolfgang]

Im a master herfer. Pics when I get home

[Joan]

Im a master herfer. Pics when I get home

You GO!



You other Rock Stars, don't be shy! Here's how to do it:


42. Choose a cigar, cutter and lighter

III. Fix bayonet! (oops, wrong movie!)

MM) mozy to a comfy spot and light up! :ss

Eleventy: WHIP OUT THE CAMERA PHONE and SNAP ONE o yo BAD SELF!

-Send one, or five, to JOAN by pm or email. Please. :)



I plan to print, frame and use your image for my own... uh... "satisfaction"
in the privacy of the Girl Cave. Yes, I am going to use you. For REAL. :chr

[DBall]

Can there be a thread of the year award? :D

[Wolfgang]

will we get to see the finished product?

[Whee]

I heard there were going to be floating bewbies....WHERE ARE THE FLOATING BEWBIES!!:r

Oh, I see, I shouldn't go swimming without MY shirt on...:dance:

[Joan]

I heard there were going to be floating bewbies....WHERE ARE THE FLOATING BEWBIES!!:r



Didn't see you at CigarGal's fantastic Lake Herf so I guess you missed them. So sad! :D

[Joan]

will we get to see the finished product?


:r

S: Soooo, ya wanna go out to the garage and see my bik---er, my etchings?

[Wolfgang]

YES! :r

[WildBlueSooner]

You GO!



You other Rock Stars, don't be shy! Here's how to do it:


42. Choose a cigar, cutter and lighter

III. Fix bayonet! (oops, wrong movie!)

MM) mozy to a comfy spot and light up! :ss

Eleventy: WHIP OUT THE CAMERA PHONE and SNAP ONE o yo BAD SELF!

-Send one, or five, to JOAN by pm or email. Please. :)



I plan to print, frame and use your image for my own... uh... "satisfaction"
in the privacy of the Girl Cave. Yes, I am going to use you. For REAL. :chr

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:confused:

[HawkEye19]

You GO!



You other Rock Stars, don't be shy! Here's how to do it:


42. Choose a cigar, cutter and lighter

III. Fix bayonet! (oops, wrong movie!)

MM) mozy to a comfy spot and light up! :ss

Eleventy: WHIP OUT THE CAMERA PHONE and SNAP ONE o yo BAD SELF!

-Send one, or five, to JOAN by pm or email. Please. :)



I plan to print, frame and use your image for my own... uh... "satisfaction"
in the privacy of the Girl Cave. Yes, I am going to use you. For REAL. :chr

I feel dirty and used, and I haven't even sent a pic.

[Stig]

I sent pics, I like feeling dirty and used though. Especialy when it involves BEWBIES!!!

[bobarian]

I sent pics, I like feeling dirty and used though. Especialy when it involves BEWBIES!!!

Trust me bro, if Joan is there IT INVOLVES BEWBIES!:dance::dance::wo

[Joan]

OOOOF! Just got home from volunteer gig, late again... BUT I have in my bicycle pannier a brandy new package of Extra Very Nice glossy photo paper! YESSSSSSS!

Oh man oh man oh man, this is going to be off the chart way big hoopy fun! I mean WAY.


:dance: :wo :chr

[Joan]

[mooooaaaaan]

First batch of the Girl Cave's Rogues Gallery pics have been printed.

:dr

Good grief! How did it get so cold in here?? [happy shiver]

I reserve the right to enjoy them before going frame shopping. TMSAISTI. :tu

[SmokeyJoe]

Rogue's Gallery? I figured they were Wanted Posters. :D
Figured with this crowd, most of us would be holding a number board in our hands just below our faces... :ss

[mooooaaaaan]

First batch of the Girl Cave's Rogues Gallery pics have been printed.

:dr

Good grief! How did it get so cold in here?? [happy shiver]

I reserve the right to enjoy them before going frame shopping. TMSAISTI. :tu

[Wolfgang]

Picture will be taken tonight, I am sure you will get a kick out of it :ss

[Stig]

[mooooaaaaan]

First batch of the Girl Cave's Rogues Gallery pics have been printed.

:dr

Good grief! How did it get so cold in here?? [happy shiver]

I reserve the right to enjoy them before going frame shopping. TMSAISTI. :tu


You can only enjoy mine before frame shopping if you add me to your deep abiding bewbies list

[Bear]

If I had a bear skin rug, a rhinestone g-string and a whole lotta beer... I still wouldn't have a picture for you 'cause I have a no picture policy! LOL

(in less you ask reeeeal nice ;) )

[Joan]

You can only enjoy mine before frame shopping if you add me to your deep abiding bewbies list

Too late!

Two pints of Big Al's Dry Irish Red last night with my first Reserva Miraflor kind of put me in the bag :tu

But... Flat Stig and I partied HARD! :chr

[Stig]

Looking very forward to partying with you in 3D at SoCal Joan.

[Joan]

Looking very forward to partying with you in 3D at SoCal Joan.

ME TOOO! :wo

But for now the Flat Rogues will have to do.


Speaking of which, ELEVEN Flat Rogues are making their way to the Gallery in the Girl Cave, AND there is still room for more.

Go ahead. I know you want to PM your pic... just do it! :ss

[Joan]

You knew it was true. I have a thing for you!

But since we can't be together, I need a little help when I'm about to... *you know* out in my brand new Cigar Girl Cave. NEEED! WAAAANT! :dr

So do a girl a favor already. Send me a pic, a shot, an image of you and cigars. Signed would make me even hotter. But you know that. ;)

You know you want to! I'm getting uh... pretty warm just thinking about you looking down on me from the wall while I choose, cut, and light. [pant pant pant]

Send it to the temporary email address cleverly disguised on my member page, m'kay? And don't tell anyone else! [ edit: you can send via CA PM too! ]

I would be eternally grateful. And hawt.


Thank yew! :wo

http://www.pbase.com/joanmarie/image/100660783.jpg