cigar phone sex

[bookman]

"Hey, baby. Glad you called. Now, get out your big...credit card and get ready. We have what you want. Like em rolled nice and tight? Maybe yr looking for a loose mixed filler?? Maybe you like them dark and oily? Or, blonde and shady?? Maybe you like em a little...green? Like to suck on a torpedo? Can't wait to puff on a petit perfecto? Well whatever your filthy smoking desires are we're here to fulfill them...":fu

[lightning9191]

Um....huh.....doing any :al??

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[SixPackSunday]

i have no clue what to say......

[mikeyj23]

um I feel a little bit defiled right now...
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[Benzopyrene]

ha!!!

[karmaz00]

ha good one

[icehog3]

My butt itches. :rolleyes:

[ucla695]

I have to fart. :pn

[SmokeyJoe]

Transcript of your last phone call to Thompsons? :r

[bookman]

oooh. I see you like em kinda wet. Kinda spongy to the touch? Well, we got em so call us now baby. $3.98 per minute with a $2.99 connection fee.

[marge796]

Should I even be reading stuff like this?


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[alley00p]

Geez, after reading that, I don't I'll ever order online again! And I don't care what Legend has to say about it!!! :rolleyes:

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[bookman]

Transcript of your last phone call to Thompsons? :r


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[WildBlueSooner]

Ummm...I need to go change underpants :r