Earn Money from your husbands cigar stash!

[Da Klugs]

I know many wives read here just to keep up with hubbies secret cigar life. Hi I'm Dave and I'm on your side. Rotten bastages constantly typing stuff into the computer at all hours instead of attending to your needs. Not even decent conversation just typing and typing.

It's just wrong. And now you have the opportunity to put your foot down and really make a statement they are going to understand. But only later much later, as there is an added benefit you can pick up some extra cash (yes untraceable greenbacks) for your shopping pleasure.

Tired of your spouse sneaking around ordering more than he tells you about? Can the dog really have eaten the past 6 months credit card bills each month? You know this is bullshit and your not going to take it anymore.

Starting tomorrow take a stand and take back some of your kids college fund that cigar boy has "invested in his stash". Let's start slowly and under the radar. While he is at work or sleeping head down to his humidor storage area. Please note cigar boy is sneaky. Those coolers in the basement he says are for 4th of July? You guessed it full of your new shoe money. Anyway, make a list of the names on the boxes. Please note the codes on the bottom. Some will have a few letters and then a month and year. Some will just have letters.. these are the ones that you can get some real shopping bang for the buck.

Write them down put your phone number and a good time to call on them and fax it in to...

1-800-get-even

We will get back to you within 24 hours. We realize you may be concerned as many of your husbands are maniacal and anal retentive about their cigars. If only they paid as much attention to you. Geez. So in order to cover our tracks, once we select which cigars will inflict the maximum justice on cigar boy and maximum spending $$ for you, we will send "replacement cigars" for you to substitute for the ones we are buying. Have no fear these are perfectly fine cigars made by the Tamboril and Cremosa cigar companies. Ashtray breath will never know the difference.

We'll start with the bottom row from boxes. Typically this will be 12 cigars. In case you are wondering what these might be worth... (as if it really matters it's justice we are looking for here.. can I get an amen?) depending upon the size and age of the cigars, you might get up to $ 10 per stick. If you trade out 50 cigars (that’s only about 4 boxes and hell he's got way too many already) this could be up to $ 500 per week for weeks and weeks and weeks.

I'm sure many of you have observed your husbands behavior in thinking he is receiving cigars behind your back, and sending cigars to others. Please be much more careful then they are in dealing with "our little secret". We will mail you all the mailing supplies to send the cigars to us along with the replacement cigars for those you send out.

We look forward to helping you take control of your life once again and await your fax.

Bonus Available.

Soon to be divorcees and or soon to be ex girfriends get an extra 20% for full box or even full collection submissions. Nothing says you'll remember me forever ahole like a nice humi cleaning.

Look forward to hearing from you ladies and happy shopping to all.

[The Professor]

This is so wrong. :r:r:r:r:r

[hotreds]

This is so wrong. :r:r:r:r

:tpd: Don't you got enuf?!!!

[SilverFox]

I just pray my wife never finds this post.

[markem]

That explains why the hand truck is in from the garage :r

[14holestogie]

Did my wife call you and set this up, Dave? :D

That sounds just like what I've been hearing ever since I started receiving foreign mail. :r

[Ashcan Bill]

This is so wrong. :r:r:r:r

And on so many levels. :D

[Queen James]

Dave that is hilarious! I already have enough shoes ;)

[AllOGistics]

That's hilarious. :r

[Texan in Mexico]

Man oh man...

I might have to move my vino to the office.

[Tripp]

That explains why the hand truck is in from the garage :r

I was thinking about heading over there to raid your stash, but it sound's like you've been cleaned out!

[King James]

haha I'm locking my humi!

[Don Fernando]

Dave deserves a ban for this

[Old Sailor]

:r:r:r

[white_s2k]

Dave deserves a ban for this

:tpd:

Can one of the other 11 take care of this for us? :r :r :r

[Savor the Stick]

You're a Bad man!!!





:r:r:r

[SixPackSunday]

I dont know if people should bump your rep or ding it.... :ss

Glad I'm not married!

[qwerty1500]

That's it ... now, I have to log out after each visit and hope she doesn't guess my password ... until this little thread slips into history.

[bobarian]

Dave, That is just wrong on so many levels! I like it!

In fact if any of you spurned wives or girlfriends come upon boxes like these, I am willing to pay over the $10 a cigar Dave mentioned! :tu

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/9273/dunhillseleccionsuprema.jpg (http://img21.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dunhillseleccionsuprema.jpg) http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/4049/holytrinityopennc8.jpg (http://img21.imageshack.us/my.php?image=holytrinityopennc8.jpg)

I can pay $15 a cigar for these stinky old cigars. Just drop me a PM!:dance:

[lightning9191]

Where is that block function??:r

I hope you like Black & Milds:D

[Swampper]

Seems ethical...

[Sailchaser]

I felt like a trapped rat in a giant trap with the bar across my chest while my wife SAILKAT read you ever loving post out loud to me. Great Dave it took me 10 years to convince Kat that all boxes of cigars in the coolers in the basement weren't worth much and only cost $20.00 at most a box and all the extra coolers were actually for fishing,Years and years of work all down the drain.:bh:bh:bh

























































































Thanks a lot DAVE!!!!!

[elderboy02]

Is it possible to ban a moderator :r

Funny post Dave! :tu

[ahc4353]

I just pray my wife never finds this post.

I do have her email. :hm

Send a link or not is the question. :hm

[KenS]

given the stash that Dave has, I'm figuring this process could upgrade my humidors. Hell, I would welcome what he calls "replacement cigars". What, only 15 years old instead of 25?

:r :r

[SmokeyNL]

You could try emailing dan's soon to be ex wife (hardcz) :P

now if someone were to run accross something like this, I would help them get rid of it, even though they are old and crusty :ss

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f32/SmokeyNL/PICT0024.jpg

[ca21455]

Just in case anyone reading this post was wondering, everyone of my cigars is inventoried, photographed and painstakingly documented on a spreadsheet with date of purchase, cost, vendor and physical description. The humidor location is identified and recorded and the cigars carefully stored.

Of course this is all done for insurance purposes...:D

[WildBlueSooner]

holy hell...I am praying Kate does not find this!

[Mugen910]

Why was it that I read this post with the Sham-wow guy's voice doing a voice over? :D

[hova45]

Dave, That is just wrong on so many levels! I like it!

In fact if any of you spurned wives or girlfriends come upon boxes like these, I am willing to pay over the $10 a cigar Dave mentioned! :tu

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/9273/dunhillseleccionsuprema.jpg (http://img21.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dunhillseleccionsuprema.jpg) http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/4049/holytrinityopennc8.jpg (http://img21.imageshack.us/my.php?image=holytrinityopennc8.jpg)

I can pay $15 a cigar for these stinky old cigars. Just drop me a PM!:dance:

Count me in too, I love this thread glad you brought it with you!

[maverickdrinker]

I have 3 words for you

Off
site
storage

[kelmac07]

Wrong as two boys in bed!!!

[St. Lou Stu]

Can someone Ban Dave? :r

[replicant_argent]

I swear... the next guy that brings this thread back from the dead will be cursed by the nearest gypsy.. Now let it die before my wife sees it.




Dangit.

[Barteur]

This message is for my wife

Stop reading
Forget about this... The cooler if for camping and the wooden box on the counter is furniture

Frenchie :r

[Bruzee]

Dave, you bored? I have one word for you my friend. Karma. :r Funny read, thanks.

[ahc4353]

Dave, That is just wrong on so many levels! I like it!

In fact if any of you spurned wives or girlfriends come upon boxes like these, I am willing to pay over the $10 a cigar Dave mentioned! :tu

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/9273/dunhillseleccionsuprema.jpg (http://img21.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dunhillseleccionsuprema.jpg) http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/4049/holytrinityopennc8.jpg (http://img21.imageshack.us/my.php?image=holytrinityopennc8.jpg)

I can pay $15 a cigar for these stinky old cigars. Just drop me a PM!:dance:

I actually got to hold those three lower boxes once. Really! All at the same time. A story that will be told down through the family generations.

[karmaz00]

very wrong....lol

[skullnrose]

Move along nothing to see here

[DonniePaul]

:r:r:r

[14holestogie]

I swear... the next guy that brings this thread back from the dead will be cursed by the nearest gypsy.. Now let it die before my wife sees it.



Sorry, Donnie. ;)

[BFallehy]

Time to start locking the Humi. :r:r:r

[Savor the Stick]

This Thread has slept quietly long enough. :lr:lr:lr

[MrClean]

I have never seen it before, kindly bury back in the hole you found it K, and fill it with concrete. Here's hoping my wife NEVER lays eyes on this thread!!

[Hem]

This is wrong on so many levels...

[Taki]

:r:r I filed for divorce this morning just incase she would see this post!! :r:r


j/k I love my wife...

[elderboy02]

Oldie, but a goodie! :tu

[Blak Smyth]

Babe this applies to everybody else!

[Ashcan Bill]

One of my favorite threads! It needs to pop up every so often. :D

[mase]

Funny thread.

[Chainsaw13]

This makes me glad I'm single.

[icehog3]

This makes me glad I'm single.

Almost everything makes me glad I'm single.

[colinb913]

Thank god my girlfriend doesn't ask questions as long as my habit doesn't impede our spending money. XD
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[Chainsaw13]

Almost everything makes me glad I'm single.

:r

[goomer]

My wife wouldn't sell my cigars. I'd just threaten to go back to collecting guitars.

[chaase321]

How can I join the business? I would love to get my hands on some of those bottom row boxes just sitting quietly! :r :r This was a great read!

[Gophernut]

Almost everything makes me glad I'm single.

Quoted for truth!

[Don Fernando]

This Thread has slept quietly long enough. :lr:lr:lr

you are now cursed by a gypsy living in Replicant's backyard.

[Smokin Gator]

So wrong... Again!!!

[GWN]

How have I missed this thread for so long. Great work Dave. Now lock it, Pleeeasse! :)

[tengel78]

Luckily my wife can't read and she's scared to go in the basement where the cooler is stashed.

[icehog3]

Luckily my wife can't read and she's scared to go in the basement where the cooler is stashed.

Does she have a sister who can't talk? I am looking for one of those.

[tengel78]

Does she have a sister who can't talk? I am looking for one of those.

If she did, someone would have snatched her up a long time ago. :r

[hazydat620]

that was a funny read, RESURRECTION, hide your passwords guys!!

[AdamJoshua]

Dave, That is just wrong on so many levels! I like it!

In fact if any of you spurned wives or girlfriends come upon boxes like these, I am willing to pay over the $10 a cigar Dave mentioned! :tu

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/9273/dunhillseleccionsuprema.jpg (http://img21.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dunhillseleccionsuprema.jpg) http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/4049/holytrinityopennc8.jpg (http://img21.imageshack.us/my.php?image=holytrinityopennc8.jpg)

I can pay $15 a cigar for these stinky old cigars. Just drop me a PM!:dance:


Ladies ladies ladies the economy has been in the dumper, but I am willing to STILL pay you 15 dollars each for these, why you ask, because I feel you, the way you have been treated and have been so wronged in the past that I just want to see you happy. He has NO right to treat you like that what-so-ever. Oh and if you'd like to send a picture of yourself along with the cigars in question please do. :)