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CBI_2
03-31-2009, 07:52 PM
Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar.
His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."
His second friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber. The other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."
Paddy says: "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.
"No, I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."
Mugen910
03-31-2009, 08:03 PM
Oh that's just silly...who would have sex with a horse? :D
MedicCook
03-31-2009, 08:06 PM
I don't know what was worse. The joke or Bao's one liner. :r
CBI_2
03-31-2009, 08:25 PM
I thought they were both pretty good. :dance:
karmaz00
03-31-2009, 08:29 PM
lol
Nabinger16
03-31-2009, 08:39 PM
Sex with a horse eh?! >>>[edited by croatan]<<< NSFW!!!
DPD6030
04-01-2009, 10:15 AM
:r You Cali boys should know about the donkey shows in Mexico! :r
WildBlueSooner
04-01-2009, 11:02 AM
haha!
SvilleKid
04-01-2009, 11:04 AM
Sex with a horse eh?! >>>[link edited by croatan]<<< NSFW!!!
Yeah, funny as hell:mad:. Don't appreciate my computer being hi-jacked, even for a joke:mad:! I think you need to remove the link or warn that this is a hijack, cause that is too close to the actions that a virus or a spammer would put on a computer:mad:. Seriously. Most folks do not appreciate that kind of a joke!!!!:mad:
ChicagoWhiteSox
04-01-2009, 11:04 AM
:r:r
:r You Cali boys should know about the donkey shows in Mexico! :r
:tpd:
icehog3
04-01-2009, 02:25 PM
Yeah, funny as hell:mad:. Don't appreciate my computer being hi-jacked, even for a joke:mad:! I think you need to remove the link or warn that this is a hijack, cause that is too close to the actions that a virus or a spammer would put on a computer:mad:. Seriously. Most folks do not appreciate that kind of a joke!!!!:mad:
Yup...we had this big "Rickrolling" frenzy at the last site, which culminated in this one that won't shut off. I am ready to pull the trigger and give the next Rickroller a nice CA vacation, and I ain't kidding. :2
marge796
04-01-2009, 03:29 PM
Oh that's just silly...who would have sex with a horse? :D
Especially with a jockey under the bed? I think that would be awkward?
:r :r :r
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