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tenbaseg
03-29-2009, 09:51 AM
The ShamWow guy got arrested after getting into a fight in hotel room with a prostitute. :r Poor Vince.

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0327092sham1awm.jpg

Link to story (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html)
Beer Doctor
03-29-2009, 09:53 AM
Wow! From watching his commercials I always figured him to be an upstanding citizen.













Or on work release.
BC-Axeman
03-29-2009, 09:59 AM
He's really beat up.
$1000? I wonder if he got his money back.
TripleF
03-29-2009, 10:07 AM
Reminds me of the old the old Batman series..... *BIFF* *BAM* and *SHAM*WOW*
CBI_2
03-29-2009, 10:30 AM
Reminds me of the old the old Batman series..... *BIFF* *BAM* and *SHAM*WOW*
:r:r:r:r
kaisersozei
03-29-2009, 10:38 AM
And here's his $1000 date:

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0327092sham2.jpg

Not bad, but not worth $1000.

$19.99, maybe--plus shipping & handling.
floydp
03-29-2009, 10:58 AM
Evidently she didn't love his nutz.
SeanGAR
03-29-2009, 11:16 AM
Man, he looks rough compared to what he looks like on TV. And the girl .. her shirt is inside-out and backwards in the pix on the left. I wonder how THAT happened ROFL.
Jbailey
03-29-2009, 11:24 AM
her shirt is inside-out and backwards in the pix on the left. I wonder how THAT happened ROFL.

I saw that too! :r WFT!
borndead1
03-29-2009, 11:27 AM
Not bad, but not worth $1000.



EXACTLY what I thought!!!!!!! :r:r:r
Nabinger16
03-29-2009, 11:33 AM
I wonder if he tried to convince her to double his order and give him two for the price of one if he ordered in the next thirty minutes. :r:r
replicant_argent
03-29-2009, 11:48 AM
His "coat" looks like someone repurposed an uncomfortable denim couch and glued on some faux baby seal fur, That's Sham-Wow Fashion, baby!
lightning9191
03-29-2009, 12:12 PM
She whipped him pretty good by the looks of things. Do you think he was wearing a microphone? Apparently being the ShamWow guy doesn't get you laid.
BC-Axeman
03-29-2009, 12:37 PM
Her mug shots are from two different times. She must be a regular guest...
GKitty
03-29-2009, 12:39 PM
:r :r Can't say that I'm surprised. I've always thought he had that creepy sex offender look about him.

All I can hear in my head as I'm reading through this is: "Are you getting this, camera guy?"
Waynegro1
03-29-2009, 12:57 PM
Man, he looks rough compared to what he looks like on TV. And the girl .. her shirt is inside-out and backwards in the pix on the left. I wonder how THAT happened ROFL.

Better get a Slap Chop and Slap your troubles away, Vince. I believe those are hospital scrubs. They probably made her turn it around do to the low v-cut, can't have any "Cleav" showing. I'll never look at my ShamWow without feeling dirty.:D
taltos
03-29-2009, 01:01 PM
Good thing that it was only his tongue that got bitten.:D
ucla695
03-29-2009, 01:16 PM
Dang, she ruffed him up.
Smokin Gator
03-29-2009, 01:22 PM
If his story is true I would have to say... what the heck are you doing kissing a hooker!
floydp
03-29-2009, 01:35 PM
If his story is true I would have to say... what the heck are you doing kissing a hooker!

Their good kissers? :r
BC-Axeman
03-29-2009, 01:36 PM
I wonder how much time has gone between the two pictures of the hooker. She looked pretty in the first one and skaggly in the second. She has face fractures and lacerations now, so she must look a lot worse.
The average life expectancy for a hooker is not that good.
elderboy02
03-29-2009, 01:46 PM
I wonder how much time has gone between the two pictures of the hooker. She looked pretty in the first one and skaggly in the second. She has face fractures and lacerations now, so she must look a lot worse.
The average life expectancy for a hooker is not that good.

Meth is a hell of a drug. I don't know why you would kiss a hooker.
Tenor CS
03-29-2009, 01:48 PM
Meth is a hell of a drug. I don't know why you would kiss a hooker.

He really wanted to find out what the hype was about this herpes thing.
Nabinger16
03-29-2009, 01:57 PM
The article states they are from arrests in 2008 and 2005. I don't know which booking photo is from what year, but she either let herself go or refined with age.
BigFrank
03-29-2009, 03:20 PM
rofl
jonharky
03-29-2009, 04:02 PM
http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0327092sham2.jpg



She looks awfully happy in the right picture!!
BC-Axeman
03-29-2009, 04:44 PM
Or high.
Three years gone by and she looks ten years older.
Drazzil
03-29-2009, 04:54 PM
Actually, if you look into it, the Shamwow guy isint a bad fellow. He was a big time Scientologist until he made a movie they didn't like, and they started screwing with his life. He came back from total financial ruin to become a successful pitchman. A lot of the shamwow proceeds goes towards fighting the destructive cult that is scientology.
Tenor CS
03-29-2009, 04:57 PM
I wonder if the ShamWow is any good at sopping up hooker blood.
Smokin Gator
03-29-2009, 05:01 PM
Actually, if you look into it, the Shamwow guy isint a bad fellow. He was a big time Scientologist until he made a movie they didn't like, and they started screwing with his life. He came back from total financial ruin to become a successful pitchman. A lot of the shamwow proceeds goes towards fighting the destructive cult that is scientology.

But he kissed a hooker:confused:
smitdavi
03-29-2009, 06:12 PM
Man if he got beat up that good...you think she has an extra appendage lol
DPD6030
03-29-2009, 06:36 PM
I always thought he was a little bit fruity. Was it a male prostitute or a transvestite? :r
hotreds
03-29-2009, 06:39 PM
You following me, camera man?!
omowasu
03-29-2009, 07:45 PM
He was also hawking the "Slap Chop", a rehash of the quick-chop machines from a few years ago that promised to quickly chop all kinds of foods, but eventually failed from bent blades, etc...

Wow, both the "Sham Wow" and "Slap Chop" names could be applied to this scenario in so many different ways. I think Ill take the high road on this one!
shortstory5
03-29-2009, 07:49 PM
She looks awfully happy in the right picture!!

Yeah, I thought that was pretty weird too.

He looks like he has aged a LOT.
TideRoll
03-29-2009, 09:02 PM
I suppose we should be on the lookout next for a story about Billy Mays getting busted for picking up a tranny crack whore...

I didn't know the history about the Shamwow guy re: Scientology. Interesting and certainly earns some kudos from me.

But kissing a hooker? I'd be using that shamwow on my tongue along with some Lysol.

And a thousand dollars for straight sex? I've never used the services of a professional in this regard and never will, but that better be some kind of mind-blowing copulation. At that rate, I'd better have a smile requiring surgery to remove, friction burns and a serious sleep deficit.
BC-Axeman
03-29-2009, 09:09 PM
I suppose we should be on the lookout next for a story about Billy Mays getting busted for picking up a tranny crack whore...

I didn't know the history about the Shamwow guy re: Scientology. Interesting and certainly earns some kudos from me.

But kissing a hooker? I'd be using that shamwow on my tongue along with some Lysol.

And a thousand dollars for straight sex? I've never used the services of a professional in this regard and never will, but that better be some kind of mind-blowing copulation. At that rate, I'd better have a smile requiring surgery to remove, friction burns and a serious sleep deficit.:r:r:woAnd a video tape!!
lightning9191
03-29-2009, 09:29 PM
And a thousand dollars for straight sex? I've never used the services of a professional in this regard and never will, but that better be some kind of mind-blowing copulation. At that rate, I'd better have a smile requiring surgery to remove, friction burns and a serious sleep deficit.

:tpd: I can't imagine paying for sex...