You've got to be kidding.....

[macpappy]

I filed this under "You've got to be kidding me!"
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090324/ap_on_fe_st/odd_stench_suspension_3

[Footbag]

Pretty crazy. From the kids perspective, if you have to fart, come up with a good joke about it. Otherwise, they'll be laughing at you and not with you.

[md4958]

WOW!!! a 15 year old 8th Grader??? Hes wont have to worry about taking the bus soon, hes almost old enough to drive himself! :r:r

I wonder if hes a relative of Peters:pn :D

[Don Fernando]

I think it was Kevin aka Ucubed.

[dunng]

:pn

[taltos]

WOW!!! a 15 year old 8th Grader??? Hes wont have to worry about taking the bus soon, hes almost old enough to drive himself! :r:r

I wonder if hes a relative of Peters:pn :DThat kid sounds too dumb to even play for Florida State even if they cooked his grades. If I could have gotten suspended/arrested for farting, I would still be walking to school or still be in jail.:D

[Seanohue]

I was famous for this sort of thing in 5th grade :D

[pnoon]

WOW!!! a 15 year old 8th Grader??? Hes wont have to worry about taking the bus soon, hes almost old enough to drive himself! :r:r

I wonder if hes a relative of Peters:pn :D

:tg

[pnoon]

Suspended for farting (causing a disturbance) on a school bus?!?!?!?!?!?

And people say California is phukked up?

Like taltos, I'd still be walking or jailed. :)

[King James]

wow.

[taltos]

This thread has inspired me. I remember the "feel good" junk from the '90's like Hands Across America. I wonder if we could get Taco Bell or Hormel Chili to sponsor Farts Across America and show the world that we are working on alternative energy sources.:D

[BigFrank]

lol thats funny and sad at the same time...

if my job followed that policy I would most likely be unemployed.

[WildBlueSooner]

I laughed my ass off....at first. That is pretty disturbing!

[ucla695]

Wow, that must have been one heck of a fart to get suspended for it. Maybe he should have put a little backspin on it. :ss

[CBI_2]

This thread has inspired me. I remember the "feel good" junk from the '90's like Hands Across America. I wonder if we could get Taco Bell or Hormel Chili to sponsor Farts Across America and show the world that we are working on alternative energy sources.:D
:r:r:r Just connect a hose from your rear to the car's intake manifold.


I could tell you all a nickname from an incident I had in grade school but then I would have to kill you all or kill myself or :lv

[WildBlueSooner]

:r: Just connect a hose from your rear to the car's intake manifold.


I could tell you all a nickname from an incident I had in grade school but then I would have to kill you all or kill myself or :lv

Did you shart yourself in class? :r :r

[CBI_2]

Did you shart yourself in class? :r :r
Fortunately no. Sounded like it though. :dance:

[taltos]

I used to get a good case of the farts during a wrestling match. Great offensive and defensive weapon.:D

[CBI_2]

I used to get a good case of the farts during a wrestling match. Great offensive and defensive weapon.:D
:r:r:r

[ChicagoWhiteSox]

I used to get a good case of the farts during a wrestling match. Great offensive and defensive weapon.:D

:r

[WildBlueSooner]

I used to get a good case of the farts during a wrestling match. Great offensive and defensive weapon.:D

Sometimes I do during the situps during the PT test...it has caused the counter to lose count a few times :r

[CasaDooley]

Suspended or busted for breaking wind! What is this country coming to when one of the most sacred acts of male bonding falls pry to legal ramifications. Good Lord, there are days even I could make the FBI's most wanted list for passing gas.
Oh well, live and learn I guess. By the way....pull my finger:pn