View Full Version : mr.stogie at yore service
BC-Axeman
03-19-2009, 05:37 PM
ROFL
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/pen/clt/1073525889.html
BamBam
03-19-2009, 05:43 PM
This brings up an important life lesson
Don't use the internet while intoxicated
write that down
WildBlueSooner
03-19-2009, 05:51 PM
What the hell...that is mind boggling!
hotreds
03-19-2009, 05:58 PM
What- $20 to talk to the guy about cigars? Maybe he'll trade some stogies for the oceanfront lot I have in Nebraska. Ya think?
md4958
03-19-2009, 06:01 PM
Gran Habano Corojo- The Caddilac of cigars!
:r:r:r
hotreds
03-19-2009, 06:05 PM
Gran Habano Corojo- The Caddilac of cigars!
:r:r:r
Yeah, that's a 1967 rusted caddy in Cuba.
Jbailey
03-19-2009, 06:08 PM
Gran Habano Corojo- The Caddilac of cigars!
:r:r:r
http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/9400/oldrustedcadillac.jpg (http://img14.imageshack.us/my.php?image=oldrustedcadillac.jpg)
hotreds
03-19-2009, 06:10 PM
You found it! Bravo!
lightning9191
03-19-2009, 06:16 PM
Who's going to pony up $20 and try his services?? :r:r
I'll pitch in $5 :D
md4958
03-19-2009, 06:26 PM
im thinking about calling the guy and telling him Im lonely
WildBlueSooner
03-19-2009, 06:28 PM
im thinking about calling the guy and telling him Im lonely
Dont do it...you might get a stogie in the arse! ;)
Darrell
03-19-2009, 06:39 PM
That guy must be smoking the Cadillac of Pot. :r
JaKaacH
03-19-2009, 06:44 PM
How much have you made so far Darrell..I didn't no yore such a good righter.:r...
Nabinger16
03-19-2009, 06:55 PM
He must be a stogie whisperer! I bet he can look directly into ones soul and match you up with the perfect Swisher.
chippewastud79
03-19-2009, 07:00 PM
He must be a stogie whisperer! I bet he can look directly into ones soul and match you up with the perfect White Owl.
http://www.smokersoutletonline.com/images/white%20owl%20singles.jpg
Nabinger16
03-19-2009, 07:08 PM
MMMMM pineapple white owls.... and it would only cost me $20 to have some wad recommend it to me!
Ashcan Bill
03-19-2009, 08:32 PM
How much have you made so far Darrell..I didn't no yore such a good righter.:r...
He must not have had any takers yet! :r :r :r
hotreds
03-19-2009, 08:35 PM
MMMMM pineapple white owls.... and it would only cost me $20 to have some wad recommend it to me!
Yeah- but they have "intense flavor!":dr
Skywalker
03-19-2009, 11:23 PM
Hilarious!!!:r
King James
03-19-2009, 11:32 PM
ordering a box of the "caddilacs" now
This guy knows his stuff! I mean if he is consultant for royalty!
tunes
03-20-2009, 05:29 AM
Image that, “35 yrs exp as a cigar consultant too royalty, celebs” and now he’s providing us common folk with his service – what a guy! :r
marge796
03-20-2009, 05:45 AM
Sounds like an ass monkey to me??
:bs
Smoke Naked
03-20-2009, 06:12 AM
Someone should tell him that King Stahlman is not a real king and that talk they had doesn't count as cigar consulting.;)
neoflex
03-20-2009, 06:22 AM
Do those Cadillacs become Yugos when purchased online? Maybe I should call and ask.
King James
03-20-2009, 06:50 AM
Maybe the S.H.I.T guys can pool some $$ together and this guy can do some sort of a workshop at an upcoming herf? Maybe even socal! :tu
FriskyDingo
03-20-2009, 06:53 AM
Gran Habano Corojo- The Caddilac of cigars!
:r:r:r
Haha! That guy is http://www.theconversationcafe.com/forums/images/smilies/crazy2.gif I mean, come on, everybody knows the Cadillac of cigars is Gurkha! :rolleyes:
Don Fernando
03-20-2009, 07:01 AM
invite him to a herf, maybe you guys learn something from him :ss
taltos
03-20-2009, 07:24 AM
Is this a new gig for the butler's butler?:ss
Coz77
03-20-2009, 08:08 AM
For 20 bucks I sure hope he includes a tutorial on how to use one of those cheap Palios! ....the cutter coming off it's tracks. Maybe Mr. Stogie can help :r
nozero
03-20-2009, 08:15 AM
He's to much...
Legend
03-20-2009, 08:20 AM
That's comedy gold right there buddy. You can't make that shiz up.
And its a side job stop making fun.
macpappy
03-20-2009, 08:34 AM
I bet he prefers internet cigars over those purchased at B&M's.
Nabinger16
03-20-2009, 08:48 AM
I bet he prefers internet cigars over those purchased at B&M's.
I have to know... I've seen this joke tossed out a number of times. I missed the thread and love a good laugh. Anyone care to point me in it's direction.
taltos
03-20-2009, 08:55 AM
It's in this section of the board. Check out stirring the pot b&m about 5 threads down.
St. Lou Stu
03-20-2009, 09:07 AM
What- $20 to talk to the guy about cigars? Maybe he'll trade some stogies for the oceanfront lot I have in Nebraska. Ya think?
I'd pay him $20 to STFU!
gnukfu
03-20-2009, 09:40 AM
OK OK - I'll take my ad down - sheesh you guys are soooo picky! :ss
Nabinger16
03-20-2009, 09:46 AM
It's in this section of the board. Check out stirring the pot b&m about 5 threads down.
Thanks! I'm all caught up now. I need to start wearing a tin foil hat when I go into a B&M from now on.
South Shield
03-20-2009, 10:36 AM
I was just trying to help out some people in need. No need to bash me because I like to put together an Acid sampler platter to those with sophisticated tastes.
Darrell
03-20-2009, 10:39 AM
stop making fun.
Sorry Legend, it won't happen again. :rolleyes:
Don Fernando
03-20-2009, 10:46 AM
ok, Legend says we have to stop making fun. Life will be boring and depressing from now on, without making fun.
Bruzee
03-20-2009, 10:53 AM
Holy crap thats funny..... :r
Mr Edmundo
03-20-2009, 11:25 AM
Funny way to bring the work week to an end. LOL at a lot of the posts.:hf
Legend
03-20-2009, 11:51 AM
can one actually 'Make Fun" would you then be a fun manufacturer and would you sell your slightly better fun to the many small fun retailers instead of the big guys like Six flags and Disney? :c
He's to much...
Don't you mean TOO much?:D
BC-Axeman
03-20-2009, 01:02 PM
Two much?
Don Fernando
03-20-2009, 01:29 PM
can one actually 'Make Fun" would you then be a fun manufacturer and would you sell your slightly better fun to the many small fun retailers instead of the big guys like Six flags and Disney? :c
Now Don Fernando is really confused.
TheRiddick
03-20-2009, 01:33 PM
Fine wine doesn't have to be "... slow to mature..." A wine aficionado and expert to boot, what a combo.
Need to hunt down some Gran Habano (locally), looks like I have been missing out on the world's greatest until now.
Anyone looking for a "cigar consultant", I can spell and know the difference between "too" and "to". Royalty probably doesn't care one way or another, though.
I thought dorks like that only exist in the wine world, seen way too many by now (sommeliers, distributors and wine shop buyers).
(Sigh...)
TheRiddick
03-20-2009, 01:33 PM
Now Don Fernando is really confused.
Its the internet (online) thing...
Darrell
03-20-2009, 01:37 PM
can one actually 'Make Fun" would you then be a fun manufacturer and would you sell your slightly better fun to the many small fun retailers instead of the big guys like Six flags and Disney? :c
Your posts scores a -9.0 on the Legend scale. :2
:D
Legend
03-20-2009, 01:46 PM
Your posts scores a -9.0 on the Legend scale. :2
:D
A nine out of 5?! Wow you must really like my post. Or its ist some weird internet flirting thing and I don't roll that way homes. Happily married. Did not get this wife off the internet I'll tell you that!!
Darrell
03-20-2009, 02:09 PM
A nine out of 5?! Wow you must really like my post. Or its ist some weird internet flirting thing and I don't roll that way homes. Happily married. Did not get this wife off the internet I'll tell you that!!
That's a NEGATIVE 9, don't flatter yourself. ;)
cle_smoker
03-20-2009, 02:33 PM
I think I got a free fiver of those Cadillacs a while back. And here I had the best cigar there is and didn't know it.
I like how the list goes on and on... but there was only one on the list. :dance:
pnoon
03-20-2009, 02:38 PM
Your posts scores a -9.0 on the Legend scale. :2
:D
A nine out of 5?! Wow you must really like my post. Or its ist some weird internet flirting thing and I don't roll that way homes. Happily married. Did not get this wife off the internet I'll tell you that!!
That's a NEGATIVE 9, don't flatter yourself. ;)
Take it to PMs, Ladies. :)
BC-Axeman
03-20-2009, 02:46 PM
Heck with Cadillac of cigars. I want the Lear Jet of cigars.
(edit) Maybe the A-10 Warthog of cigars.
RottenZombie
03-20-2009, 04:37 PM
Heck with Cadillac of cigars. I want the Lear Jet of cigars.
(edit) Maybe the A-10 Warthog of cigars.
I want the Airbus A380. of cigars.:dance:
Darrell
03-20-2009, 04:43 PM
Take it to PMs, Ladies. :)
A thousand apologies, your baldness. :D
RottenZombie
03-20-2009, 05:52 PM
A thousand apologies, your baldness. :D
That's not cool.He's follicle challenged.
jaycarla
03-20-2009, 08:29 PM
That's not cool.He's follicle challenged.
Having hair is so 90's.:fu
pnoon
03-20-2009, 08:31 PM
Having hair is so 90's.:fu
In my case, having hair is so 70s. :r
hotreds
03-20-2009, 08:34 PM
Heck with Cadillac of cigars. I want the Lear Jet of cigars.
(edit) Maybe the A-10 Warthog of cigars.
HOORAH!
http://www.montgomeryaviationphotography.com/lancaster07/Resized_a10.jpg
http://www.montgomeryaviationphotography.com/lancaster07/Resized_a10gun.jpg
Aladdin Sane
03-20-2009, 08:34 PM
I had it until the early 2000's...Now it is high and tight ;)
BC-Axeman
03-20-2009, 09:30 PM
Great pictures, Hotreds.
hotreds
03-20-2009, 09:31 PM
Love the Hawg!
ucla695
03-20-2009, 09:33 PM
:r :r
Just head down to your local B&M. :ss
BC-Axeman
03-20-2009, 09:34 PM
She's quite a GAU.
WildBlueSooner
03-20-2009, 10:08 PM
She's quite a GAU.
Nice!
hotreds
03-21-2009, 08:40 AM
It is so powerful that, were it possible to fire that long, it would actually stop the foward motion of the plane! Tank-buster!
http://www.montgomeryaviationphotography.com/lancaster07/Resized_heritagesiderl.jpg
gnukfu
03-21-2009, 09:58 AM
In my case, having hair is so 70s. :r
:tpd:
WildBlueSooner
03-21-2009, 10:00 AM
It is so powerful that, were it possible to fire that long, it would actually stop the foward motion of the plane! Tank-buster!
http://www.montgomeryaviationphotography.com/lancaster07/Resized_heritagesiderl.jpg
Gotta love those shorts bursts of that beastly 30mm! Such a sexy aircraft!
Nabinger16
03-21-2009, 10:20 AM
A-10's used to fly low and slow over my house constantly when I was growing up. They would fly out of Grissom and do all kinds of maneuvers in my area. It was the coolest thing when I was growing up. Hell it's still cool, but they haven't flown over in years though.
It is so powerful that, were it possible to fire that long, it would actually stop the foward motion of the plane! Tank-buster!
http://www.montgomeryaviationphotography.com/lancaster07/Resized_heritagesiderl.jpg
My new favorite 'hog pic!!
My Dad served in the Reserves stationed at Grissom AFB. We had a reserve squadron of these there. where we lived, we were in the most common flight path for the base. I loved watching these things fly in formation over the house.:tu
hotreds
03-21-2009, 11:12 AM
Thanks! I think Grissom has KC-135s now.
Kinda like this pic, too!
http://www.montgomeryaviationphotography.com/lancaster07/Resized_a10takesoff.jpg
Thanks! I think Grissom has KC-135s now.
Kinda like this pic, too!
http://www.montgomeryaviationphotography.com/lancaster07/Resized_a10takesoff.jpg
Yup. My Dad was the wing historian, pencil pusher/stowaway, as he liked to call himself. He got to go on refueling missions, take pics, document activities, you know really cool stuff for a 10 year old...:tu
Don Fernando
03-21-2009, 12:22 PM
I want the Airbus A380. of cigars.:dance:
I just want an airbus A380 full of cigars :ss
BC-Axeman
03-21-2009, 03:11 PM
I just want an airbus A380 full of cigars :ss
Maybe mr.stogie can arrange that for you...
$20 too find out.
RottenZombie
03-21-2009, 03:27 PM
I just want an airbus A380 full of cigars :ss
I wonder how hard it would be to convert one of these in to a humidor.
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u134/rottenzombie66/AirbusA380inHK2.jpg
WildBlueSooner
03-21-2009, 03:42 PM
I wonder how hard it would be to convert one of these in to a humidor.
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u134/rottenzombie66/AirbusA380inHK2.jpg
Remember get one 2x the size you think you need :r
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