Haiku Only

[WildBlueSooner]

A great thread emerged
It lasted forever more
Badass, sweet, oh yeah!

[M1903A1]

Rage and agony
A beetle ate its way through
My one Cohiba

[WildBlueSooner]

Rage and agony
A beetle ate its way through
My one Cohiba

This haiku is beautiful...I can actually feel your rage and agony.

[taltos]

Cabbage and beer
Feel the pressure building
A fart is born

[icehog3]

Cabbage and beer
Feel the pressure building
A fart is born

That is my unauthorized biography, Paul! :r

[taltos]

That is my unauthorized biography, Paul! :rThank you sir but I was thinking of someone on the west coast.:D

[14holestogie]

Sometimes a legend

Is more a leg end

The upper connecting end

[AD720]

This haiku is beautiful...I can actually feel your rage and agony.

That is my unauthorized biography, Paul! :r


I thought this thread was

for Haiku writing only

you both should do this


:rlz

[spooble]

I thought this thread was

for Haiku writing only

you both should do this


:rlz


I thought this myself
but then the thread creator
ignored the rule, too

[mhailey]

Up all night drinking

Not mixed drinks but formula

My life with children

[hotreds]

furuike ya
kawazu tobikomu
mizu no oto

[markem]

It is very strange to me
Haiku wanabes
Saying more with less, go smoke

[WildBlueSooner]

I broke my own rule
But then again its my thread
Shutup and color!

[M1903A1]

Summer evening
Calls for rum and an aged
Ramon Allones

:ss

[Whee]

This makes my head hurt
All this syllabic talking
Must go take a nap.

[WildBlueSooner]

Rah Oklahoma
Boomer Sooner Basketball
Rah Rah Rah Rah Win!

[icehog3]

Rah Oklahoma
Boomer Sooner Basketball
Rah Rah Rah Rah Win!

I thought Haikus could not have more than three "rah"s?


:r

[M1903A1]

Be cute, bite cap off
Cuban style. PTOOEY!
Hate bits in my mouth!!

[piperman]

I did not like
maybe I did
Who really knows.


:r

[taltos]

Trolls invade board
Pnoon issues the ban
Hog's butt itches.

[s15driftking]

a round hole opens
the cantelope is ripened
heat and anjoy it

[s15driftking]

That is my unauthorized biography, Paul! :r


Hogging at the bars
happily slurring stumbles
bedtime for bonzo

[M1903A1]

A difficult call
Should I accept a glass top
Box of Cohibas?

[M1903A1]

White fuzzy and gross
Store owner doesn't know squat
"Ah, it's just plume"

[nozero]

Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.

[Mikey202]

Friday night
Good smoke and drink
I have a cold:(

[WildBlueSooner]

Friday night
Good smoke and drink
I have a cold:(

a cold is ok
if youre boozing and smoking
get drunk and pass out :al

[nozero]

iambic pentameter
need not here apply
just the words to wonder why

[webjunkie]

furuike ya
kawazu tobikomu
mizu no oto

haisei no
kireina uta o
tanoshinda


Smoke curling around
My head like a small halo
Oh cigar divine

[icehog3]

My butt, it itches

No lotion or secret balm

Can relieve it

[s15driftking]

the admiral strikes
relief he cannot soon find
furthered itchy crack

[Mikey202]

My butt, it itches

No lotion or secret balm

Can relieve it



here the crickets

Angels fear to tread

Asylum suicide mission

[Starscream]

I thought Haikus could not have more than three "rah"s?


:r

Five syllables first
Seven syllables second
Five syllables third

[Starscream]

The rules of Haiku
Seventeen syllables long
five seven five rule

[SeanGAR]

Oh my good gracious
Not another Haiku thread
I'm going to be sick


But I kid, I kid
I kind of like the Haikus
Sort of fun, they are

[icehog3]

I thought Haikus could not have more than three "rah"s?


:r

Five syllables first
Seven syllables second
Five syllables third

I got that part, Andy...I was just trying I was just trying to clarify the "rah rule". ;) :r

[WildBlueSooner]

Rah Rah Rah
Rah Rah Rah
I broke the Rah Rule :)

[icehog3]

Rah Rah Rah
Rah Rah Rah
I broke the Rah Rule :)

And the 5-7-5 rule. ;)

[WildBlueSooner]

And the 5-7-5 rule. ;)

I am a dumb ass
a dumb ass ignoramus
I suck at haikus

[icehog3]

Not really too bad
I would admit freely
Better than me

[s15driftking]

whiskey and vodka
Downtown with the rowdy crowd
the room was spinning

[M1903A1]

whiskey and vodka
Downtown with the rowdy crowd
the room was spinning

:al :r :tu

[WildBlueSooner]

I like the smilies :):D
This one is my favorite :r
Too drunk for haiku :al

[SeanGAR]

Not really too bad
I would admit freely
Better than me

Second and third lines
Do not fit Haiku numbers
Too much vokda, Tom?

[icehog3]

Second and third lines
Do not fit Haiku numbers
Too much vokda, Tom?

yes yes yes yes yes
yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
yes yes yes yes yes

:D

[WildBlueSooner]

White spots all over
Fluffy, furry, looks like mold
vendor says its plume

[Whee]

Wingate Firehog
Obscenejesster as well
First troll to die here.

[M1903A1]

Amateur haiku:
Some make sense, others don't.
Head hurts, need a beer!

[s15driftking]

Needing a breather
Spanish Cedar is neither
spanish nor cedar







My last haiku Rhymed
it was superbly well timed
This one will not, ha

[WildBlueSooner]

We need more haiku,
Starting with me,then from you
Must go smoke Im through!

[Whee]

Thread necromancy
Only annoys the inmates
Please stop the madness

:r

[AD720]

Resurrecting threads
for some is nice, for some not.
Excuse to PW. :D

[WildBlueSooner]

Could not help myself
but you can go **** yourself
I kid, but seriously!