This just in

[markem]

From the Captain Obvious files ... :r :r :r

http://www.nih.gov/news/health/mar2009/nichd-02a.htm

Providing very young children with swimming lessons appears to have a protective effect against drowning and does not increase children's risk of drowning, reported researchers at the National Institutes of Health.

[Mugen910]

:r

[Thrak]

ahh our tax dollars at work.

[Cigargal]

wonder how many children were drowned in the case studies done by the government.

[icehog3]

Wonder how many millions were spent to figure that out? :rolleyes:

[ChicagoWhiteSox]

wow:r

[WildBlueSooner]

Bravo!

[CBI_2]

Doooooh!! :bh:bh:bh

[Sailchaser]

I had the throw you in the lake and watch you swim lessons, they worked fine and were free:r

[WildBlueSooner]

So it is true, the government can spend our money better than we can. I could have done that experiment very cheaply. Take kid #1 (the one you like) and teach him/her to swim. Take kid #2 (the whiny annoying one) and don't teach him or her to swim. Throw both kids in a pool that is 12ft deep. Take notes on results! :)

[CBI_2]

I had the throw you in the lake and watch you swim lessons, they worked fine and were free:r
:r Similar experience here. Similar to learning how to ride a bike. Set me on the seat. Feet barely reached the pedals. Gave me a running push and let me go.

[Nabinger16]

So that's what all the worlds true geniuses have been working on all these years. Wow... I figured they were working on something moot and pointless like a cure for cancer or something.

[tobii3]

I had the throw you in the lake and watch you swim lessons, they worked fine and were free:r

Hey!!! I had a similar program!!

Only I had to unlock the chain and get out of the plastic bag first!!

[Darrell]

I had the throw you in the lake and watch you swim lessons, they worked fine and were free:r

You too huh? :r