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dccraft
03-13-2009, 02:23 PM
for my buddy who turns 50 today. :r

Help me out folks. Thanks in advance.

Nabinger16
03-13-2009, 02:31 PM
Prunes and depends :D

dccraft
03-13-2009, 02:39 PM
Prunes and depends :D


That's what I'm talkin' about :dance::r

DPD6030
03-13-2009, 02:41 PM
One of those canes with a horn on top, mirror, ect. Oh and how about an enemia...:r

karmaz00
03-13-2009, 03:20 PM
some driving gloves...hahah...maybe a little scooter

tunes
03-13-2009, 03:22 PM
VIAGRA! :r

alley00p
03-13-2009, 03:24 PM
A case of Ensure!

:r




:dance:

Thaplumbr
03-13-2009, 03:27 PM
A sympathy card:ss

tobii3
03-13-2009, 03:39 PM
Ask AL...He turned 50 back around the Ice Age...he might remember :r

Ashcan Bill
03-13-2009, 03:48 PM
Brochures for cemetery plots are always a thoughtful gift. ;)

taltos
03-13-2009, 04:30 PM
When I turned 50 my brother in law said that he would come by and pick me up to go out for a drink and a cigar. He showed up in a wheel chair van and brought me Geritol, Depends, and a bib to catch my drool.

CBI_2
03-13-2009, 06:38 PM
Sorry I got nothing for you as I am fast approaching that milestone myself. :bh

darb85
03-13-2009, 07:02 PM
A walker...

ChicagoWhiteSox
03-14-2009, 08:52 AM
Get him one of these:r

the pic might be offensive to some, so dont click the link if your at work to be safe.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1429/753705464_ddbb3a8df0.jpg

:eevis
03-14-2009, 03:07 PM
I saw that somebody here received a book in a bomb "Sex at 50", and the inside of it was filled with blank pages. Thought that was classic.

CBI_2
03-14-2009, 04:32 PM
Try this available here http://www.personalcreations.com/shop/thumbnail.asp?ensemble_code=9838X&world_code=1&category_code=&subcategory_code=&search_type=subcategory&GCID=&Keyword=9838X&sbgid=&cmpid=FindGift&CAWELAID=&ischadv=N&ref=http://www.findgift.com/Occasions/Birthday/50th-Birthday/

http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn264/cigarshirts/gaggift.jpg

ucla695
03-15-2009, 09:36 AM
Prunes and depends :D

:tpd: Depends were the first things that popped into my mind. Be sure an AARP application too. :ss

dccraft
03-16-2009, 05:49 AM
Thanks for all the input guys. I went with old prune juice with a couple of nice wine glasses. We had a great time at the party. Spun classic rock on my turntable all night.:dance: