McDonalds is DEAD to me

[Darrell]

All I had was a McGriddle and an OJ.

I've been on and off the toilet the last hour. :pu

So much for a quick bite before work. This always happens when I eat there. Today I give up on McDonalds.

McDonalds is dead to me.

[newcigarz]

McDonalds is dead to me.

Me too, until I see this sign. :dance:http://eastwoodmailman.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/mcrib.jpg

[Jbailey]

Well at least I know I'm not alone. I try to avoid Mc D's at all cost. Sorry to hear about your Mc toilet experience.

[leasingthisspace]

Sorry to hear of your problem.

[replicant_argent]

last resort food.

[Cigargal]

Thanks for sharing...:pu

[BigFrank]

Same thing always happens to me D. Double cheese burgers are like roto rooter bro.

Go to Wendys.

[Whee]

http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t7/IllinoisHoosier/smilies/fighting0024.gif

[themoneycollector]

I'm a BK man myself

[Blueface]

All I had was a McGriddle and an OJ.

I've been on and off the toilet the last hour. :pu

So much for a quick bite before work. This always happens when I eat there. Today I give up on McDonalds.

McDonalds is dead to me.

My stomach stopped being able to tolerate this stuff many years ago.
It must be at least 10 years since I have visited a McDonald's.

[RevSmoke]

You eat crappy junk food and you expected what to happen???

[replicant_argent]

Nutrition Facts
Serving Size: 1 sandwich (135.0 g)
Amount per Serving
Calories 420 Calories from Fat 198
% Daily Value *
Total Fat 22g 34%
Saturated Fat 7g 35%
Trans Fat 0g
Cholesterol 35mg 12%
Sodium 990mg 41%
Total Carbohydrate 44g 15%
Dietary Fiber 1g 4%
Sugars 15g
Protein 11g 22%
Vitamin A 0%
Vitamin C 0%
Calcium 8%
Iron 10%
Est. Percent of Calories from:
Fat 47.1% Carbs 41.9%
Protein 10.5%

Do you think it is some critters due to bad handling or a prime example of "highly Nutritious" disease? :r

[acruce]

love me some McDonalds:wo

[Darrell]

You eat crappy junk food and you expected what to happen???

I'm sure you have NEVER eaten fast food, right Padre? :rolleyes:

[elderboy02]

I can only eat McDonald's every now and then. I used to love them, but they have sucked lately. In the Spring/Summer I frequently stop there just to get one of their Sweet Teas :dr

[BigBruce]

Yea I'm not a big Macdonalds fan. Their food seems to be cold and kinda bland :2

[Prozac_Puros]

http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t7/IllinoisHoosier/smilies/fighting0024.gif


:r :r :r :r

[icehog3]

Haven't eaten lunch or dinner food at McDonalds for years and years. A few times a year I indulge in the sausage biscuits and breakfast burritos.

[WildBlueSooner]

Nothing like sitting on the pot all day thanks to Mickey Ds!

[SmokeyJoe]

Sorry for your trouble, bro!

I used to be a fan of the Egg McMuffin... but low-carbin' it these days. If I get anything from a fast food place for breakfast, I head to Hardees and get their low-carb bowl... an amazing amalgum of folded egg omelet with cheese, bacon, sausage... and I think there is ham in there too! :D

Don't ask me to explain it... I've lost 45 pounds since Nov. 12. My cholestrol is perfect and BP is the envy of my doctor's office. :wo

[Smoking Dragon]

McDonalds is dead to me not for the reason stated above, but because they purchase there meat from unregulated foreign sources.

[Stog-a-Boy]

Lets see...on Friday I had a quarter pounder w/ cheese, mcchicken, and large fries for lunch, then friday night i had a mcdouble, crispy chipotle snack wrap and a chocolate milkshake for dinner, then on saturday i had a quarter pounder w/ cheese leftover so i ate that for lunch, and today i ate a quarter pounder w/ cheese and about 12 chicken nuggets.

normally i dont eat that much mcdonalds...but anyway i feel great...

sorry to hear it made you sick

[Whee]

Lets see...on Friday I had a quarter pounder w/ cheese, mcchicken, and large fries for lunch, then friday night i had a mcdouble, crispy chipotle snack wrap and a chocolate milkshake for dinner, then on saturday i had a quarter pounder w/ cheese leftover so i ate that for lunch, and today i ate a quarter pounder w/ cheese and about 12 chicken nuggets.

normally i dont eat that much mcdonalds...but anyway i feel great...

sorry to hear it made you sick

You sir, are my hero...http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t7/IllinoisHoosier/smilies/Bow_down.gif

[shilala]

I can't eat it. I love me some whoppers though.

[WildBlueSooner]

http://timesrunningout.welshblogs.co.uk/funny-pictures-new-mcdonalds-ad-zXj.jpg

[Whee]

http://timesrunningout.welshblogs.co.uk/funny-pictures-new-mcdonalds-ad-zXj.jpg

I do not recall giving permission to use my photo in this thread...:r:r

That reminds me, time for some mid-afternoon leftover chinese food.

[fxpose]

In-N-Out burger

[WildBlueSooner]

OK I couldnt help myself...

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r79/Ebonskaith8/mcdonalds.jpg

[WyGuy]

Pretty much the only I go to McDonald's anymore is to get a Coke. For whatever reason their Coke taste a whole lot better.

[SeanGAR]

McDonalds is dead to me not for the reason stated above, but because they purchase there meat from unregulated foreign sources.

It would have been funnier had you said they used worm meat.

Under the Federal Meat Inspection Act and the Poultry Products Inspection Act, FSIS inspects all meat and poultry sold in interstate and foreign commerce, including imported products.

There is no such thing as unregulated imports of meat in the USA.

[elderboy02]

Pretty much the only I go to McDonald's anymore is to get a Coke. For whatever reason their Coke taste a whole lot better.

I agree that their Coke tastes better. I don't know if they have a different formula for McDonald's or that maybe it is fresher b/c they go through so much of it. :hm

[WildBlueSooner]

I agree that their Coke tastes better. I don't know if they have a different formula for McDonald's or that maybe it is fresher b/c they go through so much of it. :hm

I think Coke sells their best product to McDonalds B&Ms and the leftovers go in cans. :r

[G G]

I eat there (not on a regular basis) and usually get a burger, fries, and 10 piece mcnuggets, no probs for me so far.

[otter23]

The last time I ate at Smack Dads aka McDondals was almost 8 years ago. I had the Mc Toilet and that was it. Now Since I that I am not suppose to eat refine flours and sugars I avoid all fast food places.

[M1903A1]

I call it McDumpster for a reason!

[dannysguitar]

Sorry for your trouble, bro!

I used to be a fan of the Egg McMuffin... but low-carbin' it these days. If I get anything from a fast food place for breakfast, I head to Hardees and get their low-carb bowl... an amazing amalgum of folded egg omelet with cheese, bacon, sausage... and I think there is ham in there too! :D

Don't ask me to explain it... I've lost 45 pounds since Nov. 12. My cholestrol is perfect and BP is the envy of my doctor's office. :wo

You and I are on the same page! :-)

[fxpose]

My wife likes their Happy Meal.

I don't eat their food but I like their coffee.

For burgers I go to In-N Out.

[smokeyandthebandit05]

I hate McDonalds. If I HAVE to eat there its only chicken nuggets. The burgers are tiny, like the Big Mack compared to the the Wopper. BK and Wendys are the only fast food places I like...

[icehog3]

Burger King blows too. :2

[Starscream]

I try not to go there, but they are the only restaraunt in town w/ a playground (keeps the kids occupied). Their food sucks (except for some of the breakfast items).

[Ahbroody]

guess I wont be going by WC tonight I imagine the smell will be heavy in the air.

[BC-Axeman]

You can get a Norovirus or one of it's tummy buddies from the door going into a place. I don't think you can wash your hands enough. Less likely you got it from the food as just the from counter or your money or something else you touched.

[JE3146]

Look at the bright side Darrell.... at least you don't have to deal with spiderwebs :r :r :r :r :r

[RevSmoke]

I'm sure you have NEVER eaten fast food, right Padre? :rolleyes:

Darrell,

Didn't you get my pun? I spoke about "crappy junk food" cause you were complaining you were sitting on the toilet...

It was humor. It was an attempt at being funny.

And I would guess that it was a failed attempt.

It wasn't a slam at your eating at a fast food joint. I am sorry that you took it that way. I should have put a smiley face out there. But, there isn't a smiley for puns.

I guess I should have put one of these there - :fu

[Skywalker]

T.M.I.!!!:r

[SeanGAR]

I hate fast food with a passion.

Things like shigella have such a long incubation period that the thing you ate yesterday could give you the shits today. Most fried garbage at fast food joints is reasonably safe.

OJ ... only one case of salmonella that I know of and that was unheated ... the pasteurized stuff at McD should be safe.

McGriddle .... never had one, but doesn't seem the likely vehicle for pathogens. You never can know of course, first time they had salmonella in OJ we were shocked.

What did you eat the day before?

[jledou]

4 year old in the house so I usually get to hit Micky Ds at least once a month. 50/50 shot of cleaning me out.

Just wait you'll be back ... they always come back .......;)

[Darrell]

Darrell,

Didn't you get my pun? I spoke about "crappy junk food" cause you were complaining you were sitting on the toilet...

It was humor. It was an attempt at being funny.

And I would guess that it was a failed attempt.

It wasn't a slam at your eating at a fast food joint. I am sorry that you took it that way. I should have put a smiley face out there. But, there isn't a smiley for puns.

I guess I should have put one of these there - :fu

HAHAHAHAHAHHA. My apologies, I missed the joke. Now that you point it out it's quite funny. :r

[CBI_2]

Same thing always happens to me D. Double cheese burgers are like roto rooter bro.

Go to Wendys.
:tpd: perfect fast food meal though would be a Wendy burger with McD's fries.

[icehog3]

:tpd: perfect fast food meal though would be a Wendy burger with McD's fries.

Portillo's Chili Dogs with Portillo's fries! :dr

[CBI_2]

Portillo's Chili Dogs with Portillo's fries! :dr
Sounds good after checking out their web site.

[icehog3]

Sounds good after checking out their web site.

Fast food as fast food should be, Consigliere! Awesome beef, great Chicago style dogs, beer served in goldfish bowl sized mugs, and the best chili dogs and fries on the planet. :dr

[Sr Mike]

It's McCrappys, not much of a surprise.

[MedicCook]

I can't eat any of the fast food places anymore. They all mess with my stomach pretty bad. When I was just out of HS I would eat McD's twice a day every day of the week and sometimes it was 3 times a day.

[WildBlueSooner]

I can't eat any of the fast food places anymore. They all mess with my stomach pretty bad. When I was just out of HS I would eat McD's twice a day every day of the week and sometimes it was 3 times a day.

Is there any permanent damage? :confused:;)

[rizzle]

But it looks so good on you.
:r

[icehog3]

McDonalds is DEAD to me

I sure hope it doesn't come back as a Zombie.

http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa73/icehog3/McDsBest_01.jpg

[MedicCook]

Is there any permanent damage? :confused:;)

I am sure there is but you can't go back in time and change things. The Delorian was destroyed.

[Whee]

Portillo's Chili Dogs with Portillo's fries! :dr

:dr mana from heaven. We need one of those out here..

[Cigary]

In-N-Out burger

Nothing better than this,,,makes McDonalds look like pigs feed.

[BC-Axeman]

All this talk about McD's convinced me to go out and get a Ranch BLT and fries for lunch. Mmmmm

[ucla695]

Yikes! Hope you're feeling better today. This is why I try to avoid fast food. Well, except for In-n-Out. :D

[WildBlueSooner]

I am sad to say I have yet to experience In-n-Out. Sounds like I am missing out.

[JE3146]

Yikes! Hope you're feeling better today. This is why I try to avoid fast food. Well, except for In-n-Out. :D

I think Darrell experienced an In-n-Out :r

[chippewastud79]

I think Darrell experienced an In-n-Out :r

Zing! :D

[Whee]

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/picture.php?albumid=233&pictureid=1543

Photobucket didn't like my little guy so I brought him back...:D

[WildBlueSooner]

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/picture.php?albumid=233&pictureid=1543

Photobucket didn't like my little guy so I brought him back...:D

:r:r:r hilarious!

[EvanS]

I only eat McD when I am on a road trip, as it's the only burger that you can eat while driving with very little risk of having any juice drip on you.

But other than that, I try to avoid ANYTHING that has the initials M and D :)

[CBI_2]

Fast food as fast food should be, Consigliere! Awesome beef, great Chicago style dogs, beer served in goldfish bowl sized mugs, and the best chili dogs and fries on the planet. :dr
Unfortunately none down here. Guess I need to go up there and have a bite with you. :ss

[Aladdin Sane]

Sausage mcmuffun with egg, 2 hashbrowns and a large OJ...:dr

I don't eat them much but when I do I enjoy it:D

....Sorry to hear about your ass Darrell.......:D :D

[WildBlueSooner]

Is it just me or does Darrel love to talk about his ass. First shaving it and now this? What next Darrel, or do we want to know? :r:r:r

[icehog3]

Is it just me or does Darrel love to talk about his ass. First shaving it and now this? What next Darrel, or do we want to know? :r:r:r

I don't. ;) :pu

[Genetic Defect]

I had veal the other night

[icehog3]

I had veal the other night

Haven't seen the McVeal in Chicago.

[Genetic Defect]

its a Wi thing :)

[icehog3]

its a Wi thing :)

http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa73/icehog3/wii_box.jpg

[SmokeyJoe]

I am sad to say I have yet to experience In-n-Out. Sounds like I am missing out.

Got to enjoy some In-N-Out Burgers in LA - Summer '07... made a believer out of me. :tu

[Genetic Defect]

http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa73/icehog3/wii_box.jpg

:wo

[bonjing]

i'm in the same boat as you darrell, but taco bell is 10 times worst for me. I only go to MCd's for their iced coffee or sweet tea.

[SeanGAR]

http://sas.localguides.com/bundles/guides_n3/assets/widget_bgck2-tlHkcloDEfmOZAE-.jpg

This is what McD is all abooot.

[replicant_argent]

Fast food as fast food should be, Consigliere! Awesome beef, great Chicago style dogs, beer served in goldfish bowl sized mugs, and the best chili dogs and fries on the planet. :dr

You had me at chili dogs and beer, honey. If only I wasn't married! ;)

[hotreds]

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/m/mcdonalds_anus_burger-12900.jpg

[Starscream]

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/m/mcdonalds_anus_burger-12900.jpg

:r
Photoshop or real?

[WildBlueSooner]

haha nice!

[hotreds]

:r
Photoshop or real?

Wouldn't doubt one of their employees doing this, either on purpose or in error. Not my photoshop, at any rate! I was laughing so hard, I could hardly breathe!