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shvictor
02-26-2009, 11:41 AM
Do you wanna run with the best? Do you have what it takes to defend Cali from the evil doers(massholes)? Then we want you to join our team. Send me a pm and see what living the Calihole lifestyle is all about..:D
Darrell
02-26-2009, 11:42 AM
:r
Nice MOBS.
Mugen910
02-26-2009, 11:52 AM
Oh stop being a baby...take your beating now..then we can all laugh about it later over a few smokes. :tu
dunng
02-26-2009, 12:06 PM
Suck it up and take it like a man... you started it and we are just finishing it! :tg
ahc4353
02-26-2009, 12:11 PM
Class organizations don't have to recruit, people WANT to join. :D
GKitty
02-26-2009, 12:12 PM
:r
Massholes vs Caligirls... it's going to be a slaughter.
Oh stop being a baby...take your beating now..then we can all laugh about it later over a few smokes. :tu
:tpd:
Smokin Gator
02-26-2009, 12:24 PM
Oh stop being a baby...take your beating now..then we can all laugh about it later over a few smokes. :tu
^^^^^ I don't have a horse in this race... but that was farkin funny:r:r
Hardcz
02-26-2009, 12:26 PM
Man up...
md4958
02-26-2009, 12:27 PM
I really think the MODS should move this thread to the "jokes" forum, because I know Steve cant seriously think anybody would want to join the CAssholes :r:r
14holestogie
02-26-2009, 12:27 PM
Once you go Mass, you never go Cass. :r
Don Fernando
02-26-2009, 12:45 PM
I love your fighting spirit Steve, respect for that, but it won't help you. The Massholes own your ass.
14holestogie
02-26-2009, 12:47 PM
Mass-hole or Cali-flower. Seems a simple choice to me. :D
md4958
02-26-2009, 12:51 PM
Cali-flower.
:r:r:r:r:r
Cali-flower, that is the BOMB.
taltos
02-26-2009, 12:57 PM
This is kind of like recruiting riders for the short bus.:D
Cigargal
02-26-2009, 01:07 PM
looks like these east coast preppy types really wished they were all california girls:r
pm sent
taltos
02-26-2009, 01:13 PM
looks like these east coast preppy types really wished they were all california girls:r
pm sentWe are definately not preppy types, we are the ones who could not play nice with others.:ss
Don Fernando
02-26-2009, 01:15 PM
looks like I need another Cali addy, who will sell out Cigargal?
md4958
02-26-2009, 01:15 PM
looks like I need another Cali addy, who will sell out Cigargal?
give me a minute Ferdi
Mugen910
02-26-2009, 01:20 PM
I have it...PM sent!
dunng
02-26-2009, 01:21 PM
I run with scissors... :D
Cigargal
02-26-2009, 01:23 PM
I have it...PM sent!
Thanks, Bao! A girl can count on you! Just so you know, I have your addy now;)
Mugen910
02-26-2009, 01:24 PM
Thanks, Bao! A girl can count on you! Just so you know, I have your addy now;)
Who doesn't :tu
md4958
02-26-2009, 01:25 PM
Thanks, Bao! A girl can count on you! Just so you know, I have your addy now;)
actually Bao is a little late:D
oh, and EVERYBODY has Baos addy... I think they ran it during the superbowl this year :r:r
gnukfu
02-26-2009, 01:30 PM
Your state takes up just about the whole West Coast - you can't find enough people there? I know I'm late jumping in but my I don't have as much free time as some others.....:ss
taltos
02-26-2009, 01:34 PM
Your state takes up just about the whole West Coast - you can't find enough people there? I know I'm late jumping in but my I don't have as much free time as some others.....:ss
Translation, George has a life.:D
Don Fernando
02-26-2009, 01:40 PM
Translation, George has his priorities mixed up :r
Raralith
02-26-2009, 02:12 PM
My friend's, uncle's, brother-in-law's, college room mate knew someone from the East Coast. He eats babies, true story. :ss
taltos
02-26-2009, 03:23 PM
Was he from the south?Probably from Maine.:ss
shvictor
02-26-2009, 06:20 PM
I've got lots of Pm's....Keep em coming :D
tenbaseg
02-26-2009, 07:04 PM
My cali-bomb is getting returned to sender. I'm sorta bombing myself. Does that qualify me as a Cali-flower?
shvictor
02-26-2009, 07:14 PM
My cali-bomb is getting returned to sender. I'm sorta bombing myself. Does that qualify me as a Cali-flower?
No we don't want you now. Even we don't bomb ourselves :D:D
My cali-bomb is getting returned to sender. I'm sorta bombing myself. Does that qualify me as a Cali-flower?
Rookies!!!:cool2:
shvictor
02-26-2009, 07:26 PM
Hey can I join?
You sent me a pm didn't you????
Psyche, my brothers know I would never betray them.
Besides yall are losers too.
shvictor
02-26-2009, 07:31 PM
Psyche, my brothers know I would never betray them.
Should I forward the PM on to the massholes????
bonjing
02-26-2009, 07:42 PM
hahaha there is a traitor in the ranks of the massholes.
shvictor
02-26-2009, 07:45 PM
He wants to switch to the good side
shvictor
02-26-2009, 07:52 PM
It wouldn't surprise me if more massholes saw the light. Everyone wants to be part of a winning team...:D
dunng
02-26-2009, 08:02 PM
hahaha there is a traitor in the ranks of the massholes.
Yeah, but we still like Bao... :D
taltos
02-26-2009, 08:11 PM
Yeah, but we still like Bao... :DHe does a great job on the laundry.:D
shvictor
02-26-2009, 08:29 PM
He does a great job on the laundry.:D
:r:r Classic
Come to Cali we have great weather, wine, and HOT CHICKS!!!!
As for mass......snow, hot cocoa, and .......I'll leave it at that.
shvictor
02-26-2009, 09:53 PM
bedtime bump
Genetic Defect
02-26-2009, 10:51 PM
:hm whats in it for me?
Bruzee
02-26-2009, 10:59 PM
Steve, you already know I am in, but I'll make this my official public annoncement! :D
Savor the Stick
02-26-2009, 11:20 PM
Bomb going out to the massholes
http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?p=259885&posted=1#post259885
Don Fernando
02-26-2009, 11:47 PM
I've got lots of Pm's....Keep em coming :D
http://www.sleen.nu/images/166
dunng
02-27-2009, 06:35 AM
http://www.sleen.nu/images/166
:r :r :r :r
kaisersozei
02-27-2009, 06:39 AM
This is kind of like recruiting riders for the short bus.:D
That, right there, is pretty freakin funny.
shvictor
02-27-2009, 10:56 AM
http://www.sleen.nu/images/166
Figures you would like that picture :D
shvictor
02-27-2009, 07:08 PM
There seems to be an opening as my right hand man. Gary was killed today in a massive air strike. RIP Gary. Applications currently being accepted :D:D
Bruzee
02-27-2009, 07:23 PM
There seems to be an opening as my right hand man. Gary was killed today in a massive air strike. RIP Gary. Applications currently being accepted :D:D
Oh, oh, pick me!!! :D
14holestogie
02-27-2009, 08:41 PM
Oh, oh, pick me!!! :D
Uh, you know what his right hand man has to do, right? :cb
taltos
02-27-2009, 08:43 PM
Uh, you know what his right hand man has to do, right? :cbEspecially after a snake bite.:D
Genetic Defect
02-27-2009, 09:28 PM
Looks like Im still siding with the East :
Sr Mike
02-27-2009, 09:34 PM
Defend our honor and hit 'em hard! They deserve a beating for even trying to take on the West.
alley00p
02-27-2009, 10:05 PM
There seems to be an opening as my right hand man. Gary was killed today in a massive air strike. RIP Gary. Applications currently being accepted :D:D
Oh, oh, pick me!!! :D
Dustin, are you sure you want to do that??? :confused:
You can see how fast Steve dropped Gary........
:dance:
Genetic Defect
02-27-2009, 10:06 PM
:cali:cali:cali:cali:cali that is so true *smile*Defend our honor and hit 'em hard! They deserve a beating for even trying to take on the West.
Dustin, are you sure you want to do that??? :confused:
You can see how fast Steve dropped Gary........
:dance:
Steve didnt drop nothin!! I made the D.R.E.A.M Team he is just my General:r
Genetic Defect
02-27-2009, 10:09 PM
Steve didnt drop nothin!! I made the D.R.E.A.M Team he is just my General:r
I say :bs but your name sounds right "dream team" because you dreamed that you had a chance. :r
alley00p
02-27-2009, 10:16 PM
Steve didnt drop nothin!! I made the D.R.E.A.M Team he is just my General:r
I say :bs but your name sounds right "dream team" because you dreamed that you had a chance. :r
:tpd:
Besides, Steve's taking applications for a new right-hand man.....
:dance:
Mugen910
02-27-2009, 10:19 PM
Oh man Physical abuse and Verbal Abuse!!!!! I love it!
:tpd:
Besides, Steve's taking applications for a new right-hand man.....
:dance:
They can apply all they want. They better come up with a new name.
Genetic Defect
02-27-2009, 10:22 PM
They can apply all they want. They better come up with a new name.
dream team II :r
shvictor
02-27-2009, 11:12 PM
Oh, oh, pick me!!! :D
Looks like you're in...There are some rules though. Let me think some up and I'll get back to you :D
Cali-flowers -----> :cali :cb
Don Fernando
02-28-2009, 03:10 AM
Uh, you know what his right hand man has to do, right? :cb
they are from gaynifornia, what ya figure? :ss
gnukfu
02-28-2009, 07:05 AM
Translation, George has a life.:D
CORRECT! :tu
Translation, George has his priorities mixed up :r
INCORRECT! :ss
Steve is trying to defect to the other side.:mh
shvictor
02-28-2009, 11:18 AM
Steve is trying to defect to the other side.:mh
I would rather :hn
It does look like Gary is out as the right hand man though right? Does that mean we can have him?
shvictor
02-28-2009, 11:24 AM
It does look like Gary is out as the right hand man though right? Does that mean we can have him?
No, he's still on the good side :fu2
shvictor
02-28-2009, 11:28 AM
It does look like Gary is out as the right hand man though right? Does that mean we can have him?
We're still working on your application. please be patient Mr Gainey
We're still working on your application. please be patient Mr Gainey
We just need 3 references and a piss test.
shvictor
02-28-2009, 11:31 AM
Please send your urine sample to Darrell. He takes care of that part of the process.
Please send your urine sample to Darrell. He takes care of that part of the process.
He might wanna see him do it in person.
The Massholes know you lie.:tg
The Massholes know you lie.:tg
....or do they???
shvictor
02-28-2009, 11:40 AM
The Massholes know you lie.:tg
Who?
dunng
02-28-2009, 11:46 AM
:cali :r :r
14holestogie
02-28-2009, 11:50 AM
We just need 3 references and a piss test.
Check the Cali parade route from this week. I believe enough rained down from all :mh that you should be able to run your tests on any number of them. It'll save us some postage. :D
Da Klugs
02-28-2009, 11:52 AM
Do the recruits get shirts?
spectrrr
02-28-2009, 11:57 AM
Do the recruits get shirts?
:r :r
they should :)
shvictor
02-28-2009, 11:57 AM
Whats your size Francis???
Genetic Defect
02-28-2009, 12:09 PM
Whats your size Francis???
he is a L
Bruzee
02-28-2009, 01:38 PM
Steve and Gary, quit with the internal strife already! :D
spectrrr
02-28-2009, 01:46 PM
he is a L
nice way to force me to give up the real size... :fu
S, maybe M
spectrrr
02-28-2009, 01:47 PM
Steve and Gary, quit with the internal strife already! :D
too late
Genetic Defect
02-28-2009, 01:49 PM
nice way to force me to give up the real size... :fu
S, maybe M
:r I knew there was no way you were big:hm don't sound right....
Bruzee
02-28-2009, 01:50 PM
too late
Hes awake!! :D
shvictor
02-28-2009, 01:53 PM
I cant believe the great response i have gotten from this thread :D
spectrrr
02-28-2009, 01:53 PM
Hes awake!! :D
more or less :)
shvictor
02-28-2009, 01:57 PM
more or less :)
How ya been doing Francis?
tenbaseg
02-28-2009, 02:33 PM
I cant believe the great response i have gotten from this thread :D
Your efforts at intimidation will not work. :r
taltos
02-28-2009, 02:53 PM
Please send your urine sample to Darrell. He takes care of that part of the process.He'll probably drink it.:D
Not much happenin here either.
shvictor
02-28-2009, 06:21 PM
He'll probably drink it.:D
:al:al:al
spectrrr
02-28-2009, 07:17 PM
How ya been doing Francis?
great now that the cali-flowers are feeling our wrath :)
great now that the cali-flowers are feeling our wrath :)
:tu
dunng
02-28-2009, 08:04 PM
great now that the cali-flowers are feeling our wrath :)
:mh
Did anyone actually try to join this bunch?
And where are they all at anyhow, hiding?
Good night see yall tomorrow.
shvictor
02-28-2009, 08:43 PM
Did anyone actually try to join this bunch?
one two three four five six people :tu
Good luck Steve!! Too bad you are such a tool and can't recruit for sh!t
spectrrr
02-28-2009, 10:47 PM
oh man, do I see division amongst the ranks?
alley00p
02-28-2009, 10:55 PM
Did anyone actually try to join this bunch?
one two three four five six people :tu
:eek: 6 whole recruits?
That's sad! :(
:r
:mh
spectrrr
02-28-2009, 11:02 PM
:tpd:
shvictor
02-28-2009, 11:33 PM
Good luck Steve!! Too bad you are such a tool and can't recruit for sh!t
The problem with the recruitment was that once i told them you were still a member, they wanted no part of it....:D
groogs
03-01-2009, 01:42 AM
And where are they all at anyhow, hiding?
hey hey hey.
bye bye bye.
Not really.
It look slike somebody is trying to steal the post whore title from you MOBS. There is no need to worry, they can't even hit the hard targets.:D There are still a lot of Cali brothers ready to fire back.
spectrrr
03-01-2009, 02:07 AM
It look slike somebody is trying to steal the post whore title from you MOBS. There is no need to worry, they can't even hit the hard targets.:D There are still a lot of Cali brothers ready to fire back.
:sleep::sleep::sleep:
To quote one of your weak members "bring it"
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