Massholes?

[Volusianator]

OK, I did a search for "Masshole" and of course it yielded a boat load of threads as I'd expected as I see this term all over the Asylum. So, what's a Masshole? I'm assuming a bunch of members from Massachusetts?

[GKitty]

You are correct, sir... and while they can be a cantankerous and mischievious lot, theirs hearts are usually in the right place.

[poker]

A great group from MA

[Mugen910]

*is googling cantankerous*

[MikeyC]

We've also adopted a bunch of people who fit the profile with the exception of their geographic location.

[Volusianator]

Thank you gentlemen.

[GKitty]

Oh sure... don't thank the girl. ;)

Be wary of Massholes (real or adopted), they're nuttier than most.

For Bao:
cantankerous

adjective
1. stubbornly obstructive and unwilling to cooperate
2. having a difficult and contrary disposition

[dunng]

You are correct, sir... and while they can be a cantankerous and mischievous lot, theirs hearts are usually in the right place.

:hm


Be wary of MassHoles (real or adopted), they're nuttier than most.

Who us? :D

[14holestogie]

We have a branch office in the midwest, Wade. :)

[alley00p]

Oh sure... don't thank the girl. ;)

Be wary of Massholes (real or adopted), they're nuttier than most.

Who?

Not us, Crystal!!!

:r :r


Now get off my :c lawn!!!!!!!




:dance:

[shvictor]

Wade, after seeing your humis I would like to make you an honorary Cali hole. :D:D

[dunng]

Wade, after seeing your humis I would like to make you an honorary Cali hole. :D:D

Sorry, we already have WI covered... That's MassHole territory! :tg

[dunng]

We have a branch office in the midwest, Wade. :)

We have cookies and cubans... :D

[14holestogie]

Effen-A right!

[shvictor]

Sorry, we already have WI covered... That's MassHole territory! :tg

I called him first :r:r

[G G]

And we even are in Florida.:tu

[Volusianator]

We've also adopted a bunch of people who fit the profile with the exception of their geographic location.

LOL, I'm sure in time I'll figure out what the "profile" is!

[Volusianator]

Oh sure... don't thank the girl. ;)


My apologies my dear. I did see your screen name in a ladies only pass I think. Sorry for my closed mindedness.

[G G]

Yeah you do that, but in the meantime that Shvictor guy is weird so stay away from him.:tu

[shvictor]

Yeah you do that, but in the meantime that Shvictor guy is weird so stay away from him.:tu

:fu:fu:fu

[Volusianator]

We have a branch office in the midwest, Wade. :)

Clintonville! Nice, hope to catch a smoke with you one day.

[shvictor]

Clintonville! Nice, hope to catch a smoke with you one day.

Ah crap I've lost him already :D

[Volusianator]

Wade, after seeing your humis I would like to make you an honorary Cali hole. :D:D

Should I do a little research before I accept the honor or is it safe to just jump right in? :r

[dunng]

Should I do a little research before I accept the honor or is it safe to just jump right in? :r

Not they way they are taking a pounding from the MassHoles... it's pretty funny actually! :r :r

[shvictor]

Should I do a little research before I accept the honor or is it safe to just jump right in? :r

Its safe, the waters fine :D

[Volusianator]

So just out of curiosity, how does the entry process work to one of these groups? Do you just get claimed or do you get invited and then decide which side to favor! Oh man, this is hilarious!

[ahc4353]

Wade, if that's you in the avatar you are most certainly masshole material.

Can we just ditch-witch CA off and get rid of um?

BTW Wade I'm Al a masshole in NJ.

[dunng]

Just come hang out in our banter... adoption process starts from there! ;)

[Yazzie]

Is this MassHole Banter V?

[14holestogie]

Clintonville! Nice, hope to catch a smoke with you one day.

As do I with you. :)

[Genetic Defect]

*is googling cantankerous*

Are you really a Marine? :p

[14holestogie]

Masshattery...it's a life-style choice. (and the correct choice) :ss

Cali-lifestyle is more :cb

[Genetic Defect]

Sorry, we already have WI covered... That's MassHole territory! :tg

Not true ;)

[Mugen910]

Are you really a Marine? :p

I've never been accused of being smart!

[Genetic Defect]

I've never been accused of being smart!

Then you are a Marine :r

[ahc4353]

You make the call Wade but I can assure you massholeisum is for you.

[Volusianator]

Wade, if that's you in the avatar you are most certainly masshole material.



Yeah, that's me.
http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j20/Volusianator/RNR%202007/WadeAndMaxBand.jpg

[ahc4353]

Masshole all the way! Welcome. :D

[poker]

Damn. We lost another one. :ss

[Mikepd]

I called him first :r:r

Out of our banter you islander!!! Dont you have a house to rebuild tonight or something!:ss:ss:ss

[G G]

Out of our banter you islander!!! Dont you have a house to rebuild tonight or something!:ss:ss:ss
yes he do.:r

[shvictor]

So just out of curiosity, how does the entry process work to one of these groups? Do you just get claimed or do you get invited and then decide which side to favor! Oh man, this is hilarious!

I already invited you first. Just like everything else we do the massholes are always second to the caliholes :D

[GKitty]

Feels like gang wars today.

recruiting new members and all that.

[shvictor]

Here you go Wade
http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?p=258383#post258383

[gnukfu]

I've never been accused of being smart!

I second that motion......:ss

[Don Fernando]

The Massholes even branched out to the old world.

[RevSmoke]

We have a branch office in the midwest, Wade. :)


Yeah, right here. A branch office near you. :bx

[RevSmoke]

I already invited you first. Just like everything else we do the massholes are always second to the caliholes :D


That is pronounce - Cali-flower-ians. :bx

[RevSmoke]

Did you hear about the herf for the BOTL group in Green Bay? It is March 3 at The Vault.

Here's the second note about it.



> Todd,
> The best part about Cigar night is anyone can attend! We're getting ready
> to roll out the membership packages next week so I will have more info by
> then. We are still hammering out some of the businesses that will be
> included for discounts to paying members. You DO NOT have to pay anything
> to be part of the group. Membership will be optional to those guys that
> feel like taking their club status to another level.
>
> As for cost of the evening; It’s usually a few drinks and dinner if you
> like. The Vault has some great menu items so you can have dinner if you
> like. Most guys have a few drinks and some grab a bite to eat but that is
> up to you. There are absolutely no requirements. We just want guys that
> enjoy a good cigar and great company to come share an evening together.
>
> Let me know if you have any questions.
>
>

[RevSmoke]

Wade, here is the first note.

>>> March 3rd Cigar Night
>>>
>>> Posted: 25 Feb 2009 01:36 PM PST
>>> http://www.cigarnightonline.com/2009/02/march-3rd-cigar-night/
>>>
>>>
>>> I start this weeks post by saying that cigar smoking is good for you!
>> Now
>>> as unpopular as this will be with the smoke Nazis out there, I will
>> stand
>>> behind this message that smoking a cigar is actually good for your
>> health.
>>> I realize that this goes against everything we hear from the media
>>> regarding the evils of smoking and the deadly effects of ETS
>>> (environmental
>>> tobacco smoke, formally know as second hand smoke). How can something we
>>> are taught to be so bad, really be good for us? I know youre wondering,
>> go
>>> ahead and take a second to wonder. Just what degree to I hold that gives
>>> me the authority to make this bold claim smack in the face of all
>>> conventional wisdom that we are going to die from even thinking about
>>> cigars? None, I have no MD, PhD and Im not down with OPP but I will
>> guess
>>> that anyone doubting my claim does not either.
>>>
>>> A good cigar makes you slow down, even stop to enjoy it. The whole
>> ritual
>>> of selecting the right smoke, making the perfect cut and then
>> methodically
>>> toasting the foot allows the mind to calm as you repeat the same
>> procedure
>>> you have done hundreds of times before in anticipation of that first
>> draw.
>>> The aroma of a freshly lit cigar can be so mentally relaxing that it
>>> relives all the stress and tension built up from a long day of work and
>>> the
>>> general difficulties of everyday life. The simple process of slowing
>> down
>>> to clear the mind allows us to view things with clarity so we can focus
>> on
>>> the great things life has to offer. The creative thoughts begin to flow
>>> and answers to questions once thought impossible begin to reveal
>>> themselves
>>> when we take time to re-energize our batteries. There are physical
>>> benefits that result from reducing the stress in our lives also. When
>> you
>>> relax you lower blood pressure which helps reduce the rick of heart
>>> disease. Nicotine helps with weight loss, improves memory, serves as a
>>> pain killer and is even used to reduce the symptoms of some
>>> obsessive-compulsive disorders due to its antianxiety effects. All this
>>> because of a cigar? YES!
>>>
>>> Moderation of course is the key to all of this. Im not saying that
>> smoking
>>> 15 cigars a day may not have some adverse effects on your health, or
>>> marriage for that matter, but I truly believe that the soothing effects
>> of
>>> enjoying a cigar actually provide a positive part of maintaining a
>> healthy
>>> lifestyle. Weve all heard the studies regarding the benefits of drinking
>>> wine and how it helps your heart, but drinking a box a day (box wines of
>>> course are the best) would tun you into Teddy Kennedy in no time. The
>>> drunk part, not the car in the lake murderer part. So enjoy in
>> moderation
>>> knowing that a cigar is actually an intricate part of maintaining top
>>> notch
>>> mental health that can translate into improved physical health . I would
>>> guess you will not see any employer adding this to their wellness
>> program
>>> but we know the truth.
>>>
>>> One of the best aspects for me has always been the company I keep while
>>> enjoying a cigar so please join me and the rest of The Brotherhood for
>>> Cigar Night on March 3rd at The Vault. (The Vault is located at 127 N.
>>> Broadway, in DePere) Consider it therapy to insure you live a long happy
>>> healthy life. This is going to be a great event so make sure you do not
>>> miss out. Mike and Aaron from Titletown Tobacco will be there offering
>>> some great deals on the Kristoff brand from Exclusive Cigars, a small
>>> boutique manufacturer known for using quality double and triple
>> fermented
>>> tobaccos. The guys will have the new Kristoff Ligero in both natural and
>>> maduro wrappers. To sweeten the pot, for every cigar purchased you will
>>> get to enter a drawing for a sampler pack of 5, 3 or 2 cigars. Each
>> cigar
>>> you buy gets you closer to winning so stock up on some great smokes and
>>> maybe take a few freebies home!
>>>
>>> If all of this isnt enough to get you out on the 3rd, we will be
>>> introducing the new options available for club membership. Your fearless
>>> leader along with much help from Rick and Alex have put together a
>> number
>>> of membership packages loaded with more benefits than the recent
>> stimulus
>>> plan. Once we roll out the new program I will also update the website so
>>> you can check out all the details if you miss next week.
>>>
>>> It will be a great evening out with cigars from our friends at Titletown
>>> Tobacco, drinks and food at The Vault and of course spending time with
>>> your
>>> fellow Brothers of the the Leaf. Let me once again say that cigar
>> smoking
>>> is good for you. I expect to see you all at The Vault on March 3rd as
>>> we undergo group therapy together.
>>>
>>> The Cigar Soldier.

[RevSmoke]

I am going to try and talk 14holestogie into attending with me.

[Volusianator]

Rev, where is the Vault? March 3rd is a Tuesday correct, no way I can make it, I work second shift.

[Volusianator]

Mass...Cali...Mass...Cali

I'm leaning towards Massholes! One of my good buddies screen name is Basshole...Basshole/Masshole, of course he lives in Cali. But, it seems that Massholes are just more my kind of group.

What say ye?

[shvictor]

Ye say you are now on the list :D

[dunng]

:dance:

[cort]

Sell-Out!!!

[shvictor]

Gary add this guy to the list

[RevSmoke]

The Vault is in DePere - I believe. It is a new place. I will need to find it myself.

[RevSmoke]

I'll get an addy and let you know.

Hey, when we goin' Steelheadin'?

[ahc4353]

I F'in knew you would make the right decision Wade! Welcome!

[shvictor]

Thats ok. We don't let guys named Wade join anyway :D:D

[14holestogie]

I am going to try and talk 14holestogie into attending with me.

I can't make it then either. Heading to Vegas on the 2nd. April, perhaps.

[RevSmoke]

I can't make it then either. Heading to Vegas on the 2nd. April, perhaps.

I don't know if they do it every month or not. Will check.

[Mugen910]

Sell-Out!!!

Gary add this guy to the list

PIF guys..just PIF...like PIF to FLA...:r

[Genetic Defect]

:hm

[Darrell]

So, what's a Masshole?

Drop the M, that sums it up. :r

[Savor the Stick]

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:r :r :r :r

[Savor the Stick]

:r:r:r:r:r

[Genetic Defect]

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:r :r :r :roh my!

[dunng]

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[dunng]

Drop the M, that sums it up. :r

Damn proud... :D

[taltos]

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:r :r :rThis poor misguided soul has a death wish. Hasn't he seen what Massholes are capable of, and that is playing nice. You wouldn't like us if we were angry.:fu

[shvictor]

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:r :r :r

Very nice Kevin :r

[ahc4353]

Mornin boys.

Home at 3:30 up at 7:00 I love this sh!t!!!

Jr. ate a waffle and didn't puke!!! Could be a good day.

Have a great day.

[stearns]

Masshole - a group of trouble makers that should be feared

that was from in the interweb, so it has to be true

stearns

[DPD6030]

We represent Michigan as well. :ss

[CBI_2]

Oh sure... don't thank the girl. ;)

Be wary of Massholes (real or adopted), they're nuttier than squirrel poop.

For Bao:
cantankerous

adjective
1. stubbornly obstructive and unwilling to cooperate
2. having a difficult and contrary disposition
Made a correction for you there GKitty. :ss

[G G]

PIF guys..just PIF...like PIF to FLA...:r
Hush your mouth Wao.:c

[jwintosh]

see what you've started Wade! can't just come in and look around, can you! i was properly introduced to the Massholes my first week. and they haven't let up on me yet! :D