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mrreindeer
02-21-2009, 02:46 PM
And I'll take a video of it, Perry. :ss

Aside from HATING 'Rachel Getting Married' so much and posting a thread about how Anne Hathaway most certainly does NOT deserve to win an Oscar for that piece of boring trash, I've got another beef (thank goodness I didn't watch more Oscar/Golden Globe nominated movies)....so I figured I'd tell you all about it since I can't get it off my mind and I wondered if y'all felt the same way or not.

And forgive me if you all aren't taken up by all this Oscar madness as we are out here in LaLaLand....hell, mrsreindeer wants to pack in every single nominated flick this weekend alone ahead of the awards ceremony and I told her it's physically not possible.

Soooo.....

HEATH LEDGER....

First, he did a great job with the Joker, that's for sure. I would never say he didn't do a great job. And I liked the movie a lot (I was surprised it was so good, frankly). That's not what my beef is about. But Best Supporting Actor? Really?

Did Jack Nicholson, who also did an amazing job with the Joker, get an Oscar nod? Nope. And he was incredible too. He did get a nomination for the Golden Globes, however, but didn't win the award.

So....here's this guy, who did do a great job in the film but I'm not sure it's Oscar worthy and yes, I was pi$$ed too that he won the Golden Globe.

They're doing this, I fear, to honor his life's work. He won neither award after receiving nominations for the Oscar & Golden Globe for 'Brokeback Mountain'.

So why not give him an honorary 'Lifetime Achievement' award instead of taking the trophy away from other excellent, LIVING nominated actors who can benefit greatly from the win?

This is why I'm pi$$ed. The guy died or killed himself and it's terribly tragic; I'm not trying to imply anything different.

But to put a dead guy in the running with other deserving, living actors who can benefit greatly is almost, in my opinion, like a slap in the face to those other actors.

Is it not?

cort
02-21-2009, 03:01 PM
Wow dude tell me how you really feel!!:D

I think he did a great job in the film. I also think it is tragic that he is now dead at such an early age.

I honestly think that if he was alive today he would not win the award. I am not saying that to take away anything from his performance.

Starscream
02-21-2009, 03:20 PM
You better get that video ready (and some salt and pepper:D).

mrreindeer
02-21-2009, 03:27 PM
I honestly think that if he was alive today he would not win the award. I am not saying that to take away anything from his performance.

Totally agree, Gary.....and therefore, he shouldn't get it....

You better get that video ready (and some salt and pepper:D).

:r:r:r:r Can I add some teriyaki sauce at least?

SeanGAR
02-21-2009, 03:28 PM
The award is supposed to be for the best supporting actor. Dead or not, if he was the best, he should win.

The medical examiner said that he died of an accidental overdose, there was no indication that it was anything other than that, but combining OxyContin, Percodan, Percocet, Valium, Xanax and Ambien .... well, that was just stupid.

white_s2k
02-21-2009, 03:31 PM
He absolutely deserves the Oscar. Incredible performance.

mrreindeer
02-21-2009, 03:36 PM
The award is supposed to be for the best supporting actor. Dead or not, if he was the best, he should win.

You make a good point Sean...I think Gary & I are on the same page in thinking it wasn't the best...

Let's look at the other contenders:

Josh Brolin - MILK
Robert Downey, Jr. - TROPIC THUNDER
Philip Seymour Hoffman - DOUBT
Michael Shannon - REVOLUTIONARY ROAD

Okay, I've only seen Tropic Thunder, and well, again, I'm not sure he deserves the Oscar for that role but he was good. Strange that that movie got an Oscar nod. If Robert got a nomination, why not Tom Cruise, he was awesome.

How 'bout the rest of you folks who have seen the other movies above? Out of all those, do you think Heath Ledger deserves the win?

The medical examiner said that he died of an accidental overdose, there was no indication that it was anything other than that, but combining OxyContin, Percodan, Percocet, Valium, Xanax and Ambien .... well, that was just stupid.

Totally agree...and it's still very, very sad. And could have been totally avoidable so I still consider it 'accidental suicide'.

mrreindeer
02-21-2009, 03:37 PM
He absolutely deserves the Oscar. Incredible performance.

Yo Josh....but did you see the other movies? (I can't say I have so....damn it, maybe mrsreindeer was right....we should watch them all by tomorrow!)

Don Fernando
02-21-2009, 03:59 PM
would you like some chips with that hat sir?

ucla695
02-21-2009, 04:31 PM
Dang dude. Well, at least we know where you stand on the issue. :r I agree with you to some extent, but we have to remember that we're talking about Hollywood. It loves a great story and I can see those in the Academy eating it up.

BTW, do you have a HD cam? :D :r

Genetic Defect
02-21-2009, 04:42 PM
PM me your addy :r

mrreindeer
02-22-2009, 11:11 AM
Dang dude. Well, at least we know where you stand on the issue. I agree with you to some extent, but we have to remember that we're talking about Hollywood. It loves a great story and I can see those in the Academy eating it up.

Absolutely right Mike.

BTW, do you have a HD cam?

:r:r

btw, trying to catch up...just watched the Changeling this morning....pretty good flick! :tu

PM me your addy

:r:r I was wondering when you were gonna see this Perry!

bobarian
02-22-2009, 11:31 AM
Get that camera ready, we are gonna need pics of this epic event!:r

Starscream
02-22-2009, 08:08 PM
Heh heh heh...:r

Get that salt and pepper out.

Whee
02-22-2009, 08:10 PM
One order of crow with a side of hat to go....

mrreindeer
02-22-2009, 08:12 PM
ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT.....damn it......send it over Perry.... :D

(Congratulations to Heath and his family for a job well done....I never said he wasn't good)

Mugen910
02-22-2009, 08:19 PM
Dave you knew this was a sucker bet...he was a lock to win...oh and Jack IMHO did an ok job as the Joker...

Genetic Defect
02-22-2009, 08:24 PM
he won because he OD on drugs, doesnt change the fact that poor Dave will be eating my hat :r

mrreindeer
02-22-2009, 08:25 PM
Dave you knew this was a sucker bet......

I know, I know....at least I won't have to eat two hats....no way Anne Hathaway wins for that POS movie she's in.

Starscream
02-22-2009, 08:26 PM
he won because he OD on drugs, doesnt change the fact that poor Dave will be eating my hat :r

Make sure you get all sweaty and wear the hat around all day before you mail it.:D (Sorry Dave)

mrreindeer
02-22-2009, 08:26 PM
he won because he OD on drugs, doesnt change the fact that poor Dave will be eating my hat :r

Yep......and oh god, yep....

Genetic Defect
02-22-2009, 08:27 PM
Make sure you get all sweaty and wear the hat around all day before you mail it.:D (Sorry Dave)

:r I will wear it while on the bike.

hotreds
02-22-2009, 08:27 PM
Would you like to super-size your meal, sir?

http://accordionguy.blogware.com/Photos/2004/11/japanese_ronald_mcdonalds.jpg

Starscream
02-22-2009, 08:28 PM
Would you like to super-size your meal, sir?

http://accordionguy.blogware.com/Photos/2004/11/japanese_ronald_mcdonalds.jpg

I'll take the one on the left.

Mugen910
02-22-2009, 08:28 PM
he won because he OD on drugs, doesnt change the fact that poor Dave will be eating my hat :r

No way man...that Joker was awesome!

Genetic Defect
02-22-2009, 08:28 PM
I'll take the one on the left.

its the same ;)

Starscream
02-22-2009, 08:29 PM
No way man...that Joker was awesome!

I agree, but awesome doesn't win academy awards.

mrreindeer
02-22-2009, 08:29 PM
Make sure you get all sweaty and wear the hat around all day before you mail it. (Sorry Dave)

:c :hn :bh

:pu

:r

MedicCook
02-22-2009, 08:30 PM
Don't bite off more than you can chew.

mrreindeer
02-22-2009, 08:30 PM
I'll take the one on the left.

:tpd:

Genetic Defect
02-22-2009, 08:30 PM
:c :hn :bh

:pu

:r

need addy

MedicCook
02-22-2009, 08:30 PM
Make sure you have some water to dip it in also. It works in those hot dog contests.

mrreindeer
02-22-2009, 08:30 PM
Don't bite off more than you can chew.

:D

Mugen910
02-22-2009, 08:30 PM
I agree, but awesome doesn't win academy awards.

It does when the actor does such an amazing job in which people forget that he/she was actually the supporting actor and not the lead.:)

Mugen910
02-22-2009, 08:31 PM
need addy

pm sent:dr

mrreindeer
02-22-2009, 08:31 PM
need addy

Oh God, you're serious.....ok, alright, PM sent.

Genetic Defect
02-22-2009, 08:31 PM
It does when the actor does such an amazing job in which people forget that he/she was actually the supporting actor and not the lead.:)

I don't think he did that good of a job, overall the movie was 30 minutes too long and he started to annoy me.

Genetic Defect
02-22-2009, 08:32 PM
Oh God, you're serious.....ok, alright, PM sent.

:r :p

mrreindeer
02-22-2009, 08:32 PM
pm sent

:fu :fu

:r:r:r

Mugen910
02-22-2009, 08:34 PM
I don't think he did that good of a job, overall the movie was 30 minutes too long and he started to annoy me.

I agree the movie was too long...to many stories in one sitting...but I think his acting, besides convincing, was great...but since I did not see the other movies that the best supporting actors were nominated I am bias.

hotreds
02-22-2009, 08:40 PM
You made your bed......

http://blogs.smh.com.au/lifestyle/asksam/fat_narrowweb__300x339,0.jpg

Genetic Defect
02-22-2009, 08:41 PM
I agree the movie was too long...to many stories in one sitting...but I think his acting, besides convincing, was great...but since I did not see the other movies that the best supporting actors were nominated I am bias.

I guess we agree to disagree without further rambling in the glorious food thread :r

Mugen910
02-22-2009, 08:41 PM
you made your bed......

http://blogs.smh.com.au/lifestyle/asksam/fat_narrowweb__300x339,0.jpg

moobs!!!

Genetic Defect
02-22-2009, 08:42 PM
You made your bed......

http://blogs.smh.com.au/lifestyle/asksam/fat_narrowweb__300x339,0.jpg

Dave does look happy

mrreindeer
02-22-2009, 08:51 PM
you made your bed......

http://blogs.smh.com.au/lifestyle/asksam/fat_narrowweb__300x339,0.jpg

i'll take the one on the left.

i guess we agree to disagree without further rambling in the glorious food thread :r

dave does look happy

:D:D:D

mrreindeer
02-22-2009, 08:55 PM
Look guys, see, Perry's fast...he already sent it...here I am:

http://lh5.ggpht.com/Hanabi890/SIkeQCG36JI/AAAAAAAABqM/1uRUDMyZ9Z8/s800/dragan-dabic-eating-hat01a.jpg

Mugen910
02-22-2009, 08:57 PM
Look guys, see Perry's fast...he already sent it...here I am:

http://lh5.ggpht.com/Hanabi890/SIkeQCG36JI/AAAAAAAABqM/1uRUDMyZ9Z8/s800/dragan-dabic-eating-hat01a.jpg

Dude...Dave you are one old fooker!:r

mrreindeer
02-22-2009, 08:58 PM
Dude...Dave you are one old fooker!:r

But the ladies love me!

Mugen910
02-22-2009, 08:59 PM
But the ladies love me!

:cool2:

hotreds
02-22-2009, 09:16 PM
http://www.ssqq.com/jokes/Images/illusion%20old%20man%20old%20woman%20siesta.jpg

mrreindeer
02-22-2009, 09:21 PM
Man....Slumdog cleaning up!

Mugen910
02-22-2009, 09:25 PM
i guess I'll have to see it...but there is something about the notion of the movie that makes me not want to bother.

Genetic Defect
02-22-2009, 09:34 PM
slumdog?

Mugen910
02-22-2009, 09:36 PM
slumdog?

No...Who wants to be a millionaire Bollywood style... *sorry if I offended anyone*

mrreindeer
02-22-2009, 09:38 PM
Bao....it was surprisingly good.....and I wanted not to like it....but I did like it.

Mugen910
02-22-2009, 09:39 PM
Bao....it was surprisingly good.....and I wanted not to like it....but I did like it.

I want to go see the wrestler movie with Mickey...

Genetic Defect
02-22-2009, 09:41 PM
No...Who wants to be a millionaire Bollywood style... *sorry if I offended anyone*

eitherway sounds dumb

mrreindeer
02-22-2009, 09:41 PM
I want to go see the wrestler movie with Mickey...

Totally! And not just to see Marisa Tomei's t!ts!

Genetic Defect
02-22-2009, 09:42 PM
Totally! And not just to see Marisa Tomei's t!ts!

then why, boobies :dr

mrreindeer
02-22-2009, 09:42 PM
eitherway sounds dumb

Perry, you should give it a shot...it surprised me....did I love it? No, but I liked it. Is it worth the Oscar for best movie....I don't know...but it was worth the $18 for mrsreindeer & I. Honest.

Genetic Defect
02-22-2009, 09:43 PM
Perry, you should give it a shot...it surprised me....did I love it? No, but I liked it. Is it worth the Oscar for best movie....I don't know...but it was worth the $18 for mrsreindeer & I. Honest.

$18! I will wait to see it in April :D

mrreindeer
02-22-2009, 09:43 PM
SEAN PENN....nice....that guy is amazing....we gotta see Milk.

Mugen910
02-22-2009, 09:45 PM
SEAN PENN....nice....that guy is amazing....we gotta see Milk.

yeah that movie looks interesting...

alley00p
02-22-2009, 09:45 PM
Gosh, Dave, I can't believe you made that bet!!! :eek:

I just got home and saw this thread, and without even reading any of the posts, I have to say that Heath Ledger was gonna win, just cuz he kicked off in the middle of a "brilliant"(?) acting career.

I stopped watching the Oscars years ago, because it's just a big popularity contest for the most part (IMHO). Other than the technical awards, I don't think the awards have anything to do with actual merit of the actors or the movies themselves.

Just my :2!

Hope you have lotsa ketchup and mustard - that looks like a BIG hat!!!!!

:r:r





:dance:

mrreindeer
02-22-2009, 09:48 PM
"You commie h0mo loving sons of guns...." :r:r

First words of his acceptance speech....classic

Mugen910
02-22-2009, 09:49 PM
"You commie h0mo loving sons of guns...." :r:r

First words of his acceptance speech....classic

I thought it was funny when he said at the GG that he noticed the size of the packages on the statues! :r

BC-Axeman
02-22-2009, 09:54 PM
When are the Oscars going to be on?

Don Fernando
02-23-2009, 12:03 AM
:r and he won, maybe next year the eating of the hat is nominated :r

Starscream
02-23-2009, 06:15 AM
"You commie h0mo loving sons of guns...." :r:r

First words of his acceptance speech....classic

I liked the fact that he told all of America that they should be ashamed if their religious beliefs and values aren't the same as his.

ucla695
02-23-2009, 06:41 AM
"You commie h0mo loving sons of guns...." :r:r

First words of his acceptance speech....classic

That was priceless and he mentioned it twice to boot.

mrreindeer
02-23-2009, 07:57 AM
I thought it was funny when he said at the GG that he noticed the size of the packages on the statues!

:D

When are the Oscars going to be on?

:r:r

:r and he won, maybe next year the eating of the hat is nominated

Oooooof...... :D

I liked the fact that he told all of America that they should be ashamed if their religious beliefs and values aren't the same as his.

I'm sure he was kidding...I hope!

Cigargal
02-23-2009, 09:49 AM
No...Who wants to be a millionaire Bollywood style... *sorry if I offended anyone*

Actually, the tv show is just a vehicle to tell the young man's story. Each question brings up a facet of his life. It was a very good movie. I had a chance to see it this weekend before the awards. The only other movie on the list I had seen was Benjamin Button-which was a great movie and I was hoping it would win. To me a great movie is one I would see again and I don't think I would watch Slumdog again, but BB was just magical.

Skywalker
02-23-2009, 01:22 PM
I want to see a picture of hat in mouth!!!:r

mrreindeer
02-23-2009, 01:33 PM
I want to see a picture of hat in mouth!!!:r

:bh :bh In time, young Skywalker, in time...

beamish
02-23-2009, 01:35 PM
He absolutely deserves the Oscar. Incredible performance.

:tpd::tpd:

ucla695
02-23-2009, 01:41 PM
I want to see a picture of hat in mouth!!!:r

Picture? He said movie. :dance:

bobarian
02-23-2009, 01:52 PM
http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g198/Solstice1319/Miscellaneous/ThisThreadIsWorthless.jpg

Starscream
02-23-2009, 04:47 PM
I'm sure he was kidding...I hope!

No he wasn't. I hate all of the political agendas that people bring to the Academy Awards.

BC-Axeman
02-23-2009, 04:54 PM
There is only one agenda they bring there.
JMHO

ActionAndy
02-23-2009, 04:55 PM
The Dark Knight is so grossly overrated. I'm not even being a hater: I went opening night, then saw it again with my father a few weeks later. I liked it. It was fun. But it wasn't even close to being perfect or "great," I don't care what imdb'ers say from their parents' houses.

Starscream
02-23-2009, 05:02 PM
There is only one agenda they bring there.
JMHO
:tpd:
I could go on and on about that, but we'd be getting into political topics then.

Genetic Defect
02-23-2009, 10:30 PM
The Dark Knight is so grossly overrated. I'm not even being a hater: I went opening night, then saw it again with my father a few weeks later. I liked it. It was fun. But it wasn't even close to being perfect or "great," I don't care what imdb'ers say from their parents' houses.

:tpd:

Genetic Defect
02-23-2009, 10:30 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v350/chunkysoup/hatinmouth.jpgI want to see a picture of hat in mouth!!!:r

Skywalker
02-24-2009, 12:07 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v350/chunkysoup/hatinmouth.jpg

Cute!!!:r

mrreindeer
03-11-2009, 01:01 PM
Oh God....I just got this PM: :bh :bh :hn

David,

That hat is shipped but I forgot the bodyguards :bh
DC number 0309 0330 0000 5778 9459

Perry

Don Fernando
03-11-2009, 01:10 PM
:r

Genetic Defect
03-11-2009, 01:11 PM
Yummy :D

Savor the Stick
03-11-2009, 01:34 PM
:r:r:r:r:r

Starscream
03-11-2009, 01:46 PM
I'm ready to see this.

mrreindeer
03-11-2009, 01:47 PM
Uh, how do I upload video??? :bh :bh :bh

dunng
03-11-2009, 01:48 PM
:tt

Scottw
03-11-2009, 01:51 PM
I'll send the Ketchup David!!

mrreindeer
03-11-2009, 01:59 PM
mmmm.......I can't tell you how much I'm looking forward to this....

http://midpacsolutions.com/emoticons/bricks.gif

ahc4353
03-11-2009, 01:59 PM
:tt :tt

hotreds
03-11-2009, 02:16 PM
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1412/816162313_84c0678706_o.jpg

MedicCook
03-11-2009, 09:47 PM
This should be entertaining.

theonlybear4CORT
03-11-2009, 11:17 PM
Give me your address and I'll send you some pepto.

SeanGAR
03-12-2009, 06:22 AM
Remember, long slow cooking ......

Fishbeadtwo
03-12-2009, 06:39 AM
Try a teriyaki/ginger marinade?

Don Fernando
03-12-2009, 07:04 AM
mmmm.......I can't tell you how much I'm looking forward to this....

http://midpacsolutions.com/emoticons/bricks.gif

trust me, a lot of people are looking forward to this :r

mrreindeer
03-12-2009, 07:04 AM
Give me your address and I'll send you some pepto.

I live here:

1970

Remember, long slow cooking ......

:dr

Try a teriyaki/ginger marinade?

Okay, that actually sounds good this morning.

mrreindeer
03-12-2009, 07:07 AM
trust me, a lot of people are looking forward to this :r

Ya know Ferdinand, ain't it enough that I was smacked around THREE TIMES AND ended up in the hospital last month, huh??

http://midpacsolutions.com/emoticons/bur2.gif http://midpacsolutions.com/emoticons/crutch00.gif

Don Fernando
03-12-2009, 07:20 AM
you might end up in the hospital again, after eating that hat.

mrreindeer
03-12-2009, 07:44 AM
you might end up in the hospital again, after eating that hat.

Quite possible. I hear Perry sweats bullets of cyanide.

Genetic Defect
03-12-2009, 10:32 AM
:wo

mrreindeer
03-13-2009, 12:59 PM
Oh God no....

http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:q_37aVjvjIGF-M:http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j51/187pics/Poop_Hat.jpg

http://midpacsolutions.com/emoticons/buzz_saw.gif

Genetic Defect
03-13-2009, 01:09 PM
:r is it there yet?

Mugen910
03-13-2009, 01:20 PM
Oh God no....

http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:q_37aVjvjIGF-M:http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j51/187pics/Poop_Hat.jpg

http://midpacsolutions.com/emoticons/buzz_saw.gif

:r

mrreindeer
03-13-2009, 01:42 PM
:r is it there yet?

http://midpacsolutions.com/emoticons/board_yu.gif

Yeah, and uh, I'm not so sure I know HOW to eat it. I mean, I could start, sure, but I'm not sure I'll be able to keep it down. Is that part of the deal, I have to keep it down? For how long? How long do I have to eat it? Am I going to be timed or can I take breaks? Can I drink water or do I have to do it dry? Can I use ketchup or something for the love of God??

You, sir, are a VERY disturbed individual. Seriously, who puts a damn dead bird on their disgusting, sweaty hat...

http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:LgjNUWK1GtiaNM:http://borderland-tours.com/v2/images/stories/borderland/gallery_photos/san_blas/070-common%2520black-hawk.jpg

Wait, is that really poop?

Can I at least cook the bird?

Mugen910
03-13-2009, 02:00 PM
Pics!!!!!

Genetic Defect
03-13-2009, 03:06 PM
:r

mrreindeer
03-13-2009, 03:25 PM
Wait, the bird is dead, right? I hear something rattling around in the damn box, Perry....

I hope I make it home okay.

Pics, oh brother, will be on the way soon enough.

Shoot me now.

MedicCook
03-13-2009, 04:03 PM
Shoot the bird first.

spectrrr
03-13-2009, 09:31 PM
Shoot the bird first.

:r:r:r:r:r

cort
03-13-2009, 11:51 PM
wtf????

What is happenin here?

Genetic Defect
03-14-2009, 12:19 AM
*****willow

mrreindeer
03-16-2009, 11:24 AM
Um, okay, I've got to apologize....this thing scared the sh!t out of me as soon as I opened the damn box. Okay, even before that, it's true.

So when I got home with the disgusting thing, I left it outside over the weekend. I told you about the poop right?

And truthfully, I was really really busy this weekend so I didn't get to take pics or video or get on the news or anything (and I didn't even log in once to CA). I'm sorry about that. I know you would have loved seeing this on MSNBC or heard President Obama talking about it and I could have made that sh!t happen but like I said, we were really busy this weekend and mrsreindeer wouldn't let me go within 20 feet of the box.

Strangely similar.....but I digress.

Not to mention that I was already so full from breakfast Friday morning that I couldn't possibly fit in more to eat. Yes, all weekend long.

So the pics/video/blogs will have to wait until I can stomach reopening the thing and eating the hat and the damn bird. As long as the racoons don't get to it first.

Thank you very much for your patience. It will be soon.

taltos
03-16-2009, 11:27 AM
Feathers are a great source of fiber.:fu:fu

Don Fernando
03-16-2009, 12:13 PM
man up David, and eat the damn thing.

MedicCook
03-16-2009, 12:33 PM
I am on the edge of my seat waiting.

mrreindeer
03-16-2009, 12:47 PM
Feathers are a great source of fiber.:fu:fu

:D

I am on the edge of my seat waiting.

I know, I know. :bh :hn I just feel awful that I have to delay this...it's just so delicious looking.

mrreindeer
03-16-2009, 07:23 PM
After much ado, I have decided to dine this evening....

:pu :pu

Stay tuned.

MedicCook
03-16-2009, 07:24 PM
Use some Frank's.

ActionAndy
03-16-2009, 07:24 PM
After much ado, I have decided to dine this evening....

:pu :pu

Stay tuned.


Haha looking forward to this...

mrreindeer
03-16-2009, 07:47 PM
Daunting, ain't it?

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m154/mrmarcello/IMG_2482.jpg

WTF, seriously, WTF.

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m154/mrmarcello/IMG_2483.jpg

MedicCook
03-16-2009, 07:48 PM
Nice Trex decking you got there.

mrreindeer
03-16-2009, 07:50 PM
Well, I'll be, seriously Perry, you're disturbed. I had to kiss my lucky stars that this thing didn't destroy my house. Can't believe how photogenic the HAWK is....

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m154/mrmarcello/IMG_2484.jpg

You can't see the poop, but oh, it's there...

MedicCook
03-16-2009, 07:54 PM
That is a big bird.

mrreindeer
03-16-2009, 07:55 PM
You can't see the poop, but oh, it's there...

And so is the sweat from Perry's greasy brow....

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m154/mrmarcello/IMG_2485.jpg

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m154/mrmarcello/IMG_2486.jpg

MedicCook
03-16-2009, 07:56 PM
That will just make it go down easier.

mrreindeer
03-16-2009, 07:57 PM
That will just make it go down easier.

Nope....WRONG! :D

mrreindeer
03-16-2009, 07:59 PM
This one's for you, Per.

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m154/mrmarcello/IMG_2487.jpg

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m154/mrmarcello/IMG_2488.jpg

Don'tcha know dead birds on yer head are coming back in fashion...they're like the new black. Wait, that thing is black...

mrreindeer
03-16-2009, 08:01 PM
I'm kinda digging the statement it makes. Chicks like it too.

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m154/mrmarcello/IMG_2490.jpg

Just don't call me 'Six Eyes' or I'll sick the HAWK on you.

mrreindeer
03-16-2009, 08:03 PM
Just a few minutes on 400....

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m154/mrmarcello/IMG_2491.jpg

And voila!
http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m154/mrmarcello/IMG_2492.jpg

Starscream
03-16-2009, 08:03 PM
:r

mrreindeer
03-16-2009, 08:06 PM
Bring it on; your a$$ is mine, HAWK!

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m154/mrmarcello/IMG_2493.jpg

I've been freakin' starving since Friday.....YUM!

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m154/mrmarcello/IMG_2494.jpg

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m154/mrmarcello/IMG_2495.jpg

Good thing this fukin' bird is dead.

mrreindeer
03-16-2009, 08:08 PM
BEAK is good eatin'!

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m154/mrmarcello/IMG_2496.jpg

And a little poop never hurt nobody.

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m154/mrmarcello/IMG_2497.jpg

Here goes nuthin.....and Perry, thanks for nuthin'!

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m154/mrmarcello/IMG_2498.jpg

Sh!t, now that's a knife....and it's fukin' sharp!

MedicCook
03-16-2009, 08:10 PM
:r

mrreindeer
03-16-2009, 08:10 PM
Me likem hat; hat tastem good! OM NOM NOM NOM...
http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m154/mrmarcello/IMG_2499.jpg

"Okay, HAWK, you don't want to watch this part..."

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m154/mrmarcello/IMG_2500.jpg

mrreindeer
03-16-2009, 08:12 PM
Contemplating the next few bites...

and sh!t, wouldja look at my eyebrows!

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m154/mrmarcello/IMG_2501.jpg

Hey, this ain't half bad!

mrreindeer
03-16-2009, 08:14 PM
In fact, I'm gonna devour this sucker. Watch me go!

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m154/mrmarcello/IMG_2502.jpg

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m154/mrmarcello/IMG_2503.jpg

Didn't even need Frank's Red Hot!

mrreindeer
03-16-2009, 08:20 PM
After all this, I've gotta say, I really enjoyed my dinner of HAT & HAWK. Thanks Perry!

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m154/mrmarcello/IMG_2504.jpg

My cousin a Borat, he thank you too

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m154/mrmarcello/borat.jpg

And my other cousin a Dr. Evil a too

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m154/mrmarcello/Dr.gif

And my brother, Dave Chappelle too

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m154/mrmarcello/Chappelle.gif

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m154/mrmarcello/Dr.gif

So, in conclusion, my review of HAT.

Marca: "BlackHawk Warrior Wear" (100% Cotton, Made in China)
RG Size: Adjustable One-Size-Fits-All
Wrapper: Tan cotton ligero
Shape: HAT

Upon opening the packaging, I was overwhelmed by the smell of the hat. It smelled NEW, yes, NEW. There actually was a HAWK on the hat but it was sewn on as you can see in the pictures in very nice, bold puffy lettering. On the back of the HAT, there is advertisement for a website which sells military gear and the like. I myself am a lover, and not a fighter, but can appreciate those who fight....as long as they're not fighting me. I, therefore, will wear said HAT proudly and hope it brings Perry much future business. But in the future, we may have world peace and therefore not need military gear. But I will still support Perry's endeavors. In fact, I find myself strangely needing an M4 Triple Mag Pouch...

MedicCook
03-16-2009, 08:21 PM
Looks like a great meal. I like the shirt also.

Starscream
03-16-2009, 08:46 PM
Is that you dressed as Borat, David?

mrreindeer
03-16-2009, 08:47 PM
Is that you dressed as Borat, David?

I know nothing.

MedicCook
03-16-2009, 08:48 PM
Is that you dressed as Borat, David?

Looks like a similar watch band.

Starscream
03-16-2009, 08:49 PM
I know nothing.

I am merely the messenger. :D





First Charlie Chaplin, now Borat? :D:tu

MedicCook
03-16-2009, 08:51 PM
The police officer with the fishnets in the back ground is what caught my eye.

cort
03-16-2009, 08:56 PM
:r:r:r

Nice review David.

I could have done without the pic of you dressed as Borat.:pu

WildBlueSooner
03-16-2009, 08:56 PM
Holy hell! Completely absurd...yet entertaining and hilarious!

Scottw
03-16-2009, 09:21 PM
David, I love you man but you are out of your f***ing gourd! Great job on this thread, it's great. :tu:tu

alley00p
03-16-2009, 09:40 PM
What a great photo essay!!! :tu

I have to agree with those above about you being dressed as Borat, David! :pu

Thanks for the entertaining thread! :ss




:mh

spectrrr
03-16-2009, 11:47 PM
Absolute hilarity sir, well done! :tu

Genetic Defect
03-17-2009, 12:52 AM
whoa! :r

Nice review glad you like it loverboy;)

icehog3
03-17-2009, 12:57 AM
I have suddenly lost my appetite, David. ;) :r

Don Fernando
03-17-2009, 02:20 AM
this deserves a bump

taltos
03-17-2009, 02:59 AM
David, for the record, the bird appears to be a crow, not a hawk. Glad that you enjoyed the meal but you are frickin' nuts.:hf

kaisersozei
03-17-2009, 05:42 AM
You're not right, dude.







:r:r

mrreindeer
03-17-2009, 07:04 AM
:r:r:r

indeed!

Mugen910
03-17-2009, 07:21 AM
dangit I can't give any more rep to Dave! That was hilarious buddy.

Perry you are a sick sick boy!

taltos
03-17-2009, 07:24 AM
dangit I can't give any more rep to Dave! That was hilarious buddy.

Perry you are a sick sick boy!I could.:tu

mrreindeer
03-17-2009, 08:08 AM
Thanks guys...you know, on a serious note, I have some serious heartburn goin' on...anyone have any TUMS????

hotreds
03-17-2009, 09:45 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v714/meaverly/6d654100.jpg

s15driftking
03-17-2009, 09:58 AM
looks like some tough meat!! I want a bite!

mrreindeer
03-17-2009, 10:44 AM
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D96VBGRO0&show_article=1

piperman
03-17-2009, 03:40 PM
Boy when are you gonna learn, sit back and read these people are crazy.:r

Cigary
03-17-2009, 04:39 PM
Friggin hilarious thread and pics of the crow and hat. Had me laughing all day. Thanks for a great day Dave!!! You're the best!

mrreindeer
03-17-2009, 05:10 PM
I'm here to help!

:D


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v714/meaverly/6d654100.jpg

Much better, thanks!

ucla695
03-17-2009, 07:53 PM
You're a sick, sick man David. I don't even want to know how it tasted. :r:r:r

spectrrr
03-17-2009, 11:49 PM
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D96VBGRO0&show_article=1

:r :r :r :r :r

mrreindeer
03-19-2009, 09:52 AM
You're a sick, sick man David. I don't even want to know how it tasted. :r:r:r

Kinda like pita bread....shhhhhhhhhhh

Francis, post the pic!

spectrrr
03-19-2009, 05:54 PM
My cousin a Borat, he thank you too

Is that you dressed as Borat, David?

I could have done without the pic of you dressed as Borat.:pu

I have suddenly lost my appetite, David. ;) :r

This should finish the job Tom ;)

http://cardullophotography.com/images/cigars/mrreindeer-borat.jpg
(yes, I got permission from the victim)