A woman's gift...

[GKitty]

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and improves what is given to her.
So, if you give her any little crap,
be prepared to receive a ton of $h!t.

[adampc22]

So true

[karmaz00]

lol...very true

[tzaddi]

Mods, please move this to the appropriate forum as that's no joke. :r

[TheJ]

Mods, please move this to the appropriate forum as that's no joke. :r

:r:r:r:r

[feznuk]

Good one!


She multiplies and improves what is given to her.


Yes, and when I give my wife money she gives me...oh wait:hm...there seems to be an exception to the rule.:)

[Da Klugs]

Good one! :D

And thanks, always wondered about the origins of the Hydra. :)

http://www.wwu.edu/depts/skywise/myth/hydra.jpg

[Gophernut]

This is spot on!:r:r:r

[Silound]

Funny....I give mine money and I never see it again...

[Mugen910]

Good one!



Yes, and when I give my wife money she gives me...oh wait:hm...there seems to be an exception to the rule.:)

That is why I don't give mine $$!!! :)

[Scottw]

Amen!!!

[DrDubzz]

:r :r

too true

[CBI_2]

:r:r:r:r I laughed so hard if I was a woman I would have peed myself.

[MedicCook]

Ain't that the truth.

[BamBam]

You give her a ring...she turns it into half your retirement :D

[Sailchaser]

I don't get a chance to give her anything it's already hers:o

[Mark]

I gave her a humidor and she turned it into half of my collection! Magic!